I think that there might have been a thread created for this before...actually, I think I started it. I'm starting a new one anyway. Your texts that don't make the cut (any show) that you want to be read by all the cretins.
Mine during Peyton Manning's press conference this morning on M&S: (interesting that I received verification at 1:30
)"I was hoping that Peyton would pull a William Shatner on SNL comic/Star Trek convention bit and tell the Colts fans that he has a few words for them...."Get a life"