Darkside wrote:
I wonder where Spaulding has been, anyway...
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | CSFMB Tournament of Bad Final! Vote, you bastard! |
Welcome to the CSFMB Tournament of Bad Final. I am proud to announce your two finalists, Elmhurst Steve's Bowling Stories vs. Tattletexters to Bigfan. Elmhurst Steve's Bowling Stories have enlightened us to the delusion that is everpresent in Steve's mind. For years, we've known that he certainly has a higher opinion of himself than anyone else does, and that he places much more value into his contributions than they're worth... but this one takes the cake. For the uninitiated, it all started with Steve bragging about how good he was at bowling, to the point where he had challenged Frank to a money game. Chus immediately smelled blood in the water and went after him with both barrels, counterchallenging him to a money game and also going and obtaining Steve's statistics, which generally show that he isn't particularly good, nor does he play against serious competition. Chus' posting of his scores and his choice of leagues essentially knocked Steve off the board in shame, but he's recently returned, careful not to engage the subject of his lies and misleading statements about his bowling prowess. Steve's Nitwittery is is going against the people who tattle text to bigfan. In case you're wondering how this came about, I'll tell you (he's going to tell, going to tell, he's going to tell, going to tell!). A while back someone created a Facebook page. Since everyone knows that Bigfan wouldn't even go anywhere near Facebook with a 10 foot CSG prod it was assumed it was a largely safe place to gripe about our Fascist White Regime. Until... sometime around the time that Douchebag was getting misconduct penalties and Ajent was getting banned the talk on Facebook was being leaked to Biggie. how did he know what was being said? He wasn't a member of the CSFMB group... then he slipped and said he had gotten a text from someone, and this fed rampant speculation, torch burning and a cavalcade of accusations and arguments, which is nice. But really, who would tattle to the teacher? Well, that person is still unknown, but reviled, as she or he has made his or her way to the finals. So vote, you dopes. Which is more "Bad"? Tattletexters, or Elmhurst Steve's Bowling Stories? |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CSFMB Tournament of Bad Final! Vote, you bastard! |
I voted, and I had to vote for the weasles that text Biggie. There is no excusing that bullshit! |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:44 am ] |
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I voted for Darkside... |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CSFMB Tournament of Bad Final! Vote, you bastard! |
Hawg Ass wrote: I voted, and I had to vote for the weasls that text Biggie. There is no excusing that bullshit! Yeah, the tattling bothers me a bit I guess. I just kind of expect Steve to be a douche at this point. But half the bad of his stories was getting busted. That's just priceless. |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CSFMB Tournament of Bad Final! Vote, you bastard! |
Just text another picture of me flipping off BigFan. That will serve as my vote. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:47 am ] |
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Darkside wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: I voted, and I had to vote for the weasls that text Biggie. There is no excusing that bullshit! Yeah, the tattling bothers me a bit I guess. I just kind of expect Steve to be a douche at this point. But half the bad of his stories was getting busted. That's just priceless. Chus, has him covered. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CSFMB Tournament of Bad Final! Vote, you bastard! |
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: Just text another picture of me flipping off BigFan. That will serve as my vote. My collection of people giving bigfan the bird is getting quite impressive. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:52 am ] |
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Darkside wrote: Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: Just text another picture of me flipping off BigFan. That will serve as my vote. My collection of people giving bigfan the bird is getting quite impressive. You made him hate me even more... |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:56 am ] |
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Krazy Ivan wrote: Darkside wrote: Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: Just text another picture of me flipping off BigFan. That will serve as my vote. My collection of people giving bigfan the bird is getting quite impressive. You made him hate me even more... You did. |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:03 am ] |
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This should be a no brainer. Any ES related story automatically defaults to dochebaggedness. Sky is blue....the grass is green. Dose facebbok rats is da winner. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:04 am ] |
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Darkside wrote: Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: Just text another picture of me flipping off BigFan. That will serve as my vote. My collection of people giving bigfan the bird is getting quite impressive. That it is. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CSFMB Tournament of Bad Final! Vote, you bastard! |
I'm a little surprised that Elmhurst Steve isn't running away with this thing here. I guess people really didn't like the tettletexting. I wonder where Spaulding has been, anyway... |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:54 am ] |
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Because steve is a perpetual douche. In fact, we should rename the folder "The Elmhurst Steve DBOTW Folder" |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:55 am ] |
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Darkside, why did you call me a bastard in the thread title? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:55 am ] |
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Darkside, why did you call me a bastard in the thread title? I was just assuming. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:56 am ] |
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Darkside wrote: I wonder where Spaulding has been, anyway...
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CSFMB Tournament of Bad Final! Vote, you bastard! |
Darkside wrote: I wonder where Spaulding has been, anyway... Vegas? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CSFMB Tournament of Bad Final! Vote, you bastard! |
Turning into a blowout. 
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| Author: | Northside_Dan [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:53 pm ] |
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I said Bannings vs. Tattlers was the championship match. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:15 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: Turning into a blowout. That appears to trouble you... |
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| Author: | Nas [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:22 pm ] |
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Sandusky gets my vote. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:23 pm ] |
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Nas wrote: Sandusky gets my vote. Don't tell HOVA I said this, but you're a much better poster than he was. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CSFMB Tournament of Bad Final! Vote, you bastard! |
Krazy Ivan wrote: Darkside wrote: Turning into a blowout. That appears to trouble you... Well, you'd like to see a competitive final. There were a good number of votes so that helps. No I am not the narc thank you very much. Im like, never on facebook. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:26 pm ] |
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Krazy Ivan wrote: Darkside wrote: Turning into a blowout. That appears to trouble you... #113 |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:31 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: Darkside wrote: Turning into a blowout. That appears to trouble you... Well, you'd like to see a competitive final. There were a good number of votes so that helps. No I am not the narc thank you very much. Im like, never on facebook. hhhmmmmm... |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CSFMB Tournament of Bad Final! Vote, you bastard! |
Krazy Ivan wrote: hhhmmmmm...  I will replace your soul glow with soy sauce. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CSFMB Tournament of Bad Final! Vote, you bastard! |
Darko, can you PLEASE move to the city? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: CSFMB Tournament of Bad Final! Vote, you bastard! |
Gotta clear up a little legal misunderstanding first. |
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