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Author:  cubbiegirlshamus [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:13 am ]
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1. I have not gone for surgery to remove my head from my butt.

2. I have not run off and joined the circus as the goofy lady.

3. I did not pass out from sure joy on Sunday's Cubs win.

4. I am not in jail for shooting Kerry Wood or Carlos Marmol.

I've been just really busy with work and such. Missed you all.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:18 am ]
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I'm not sure I ever heard any of these rumors.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:26 am ]
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I'm not sure anybody really cared honestly.
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:50 am ]
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#2 would have been your best option
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:54 am ]
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cubbiegirlshamus wrote:
1. I have not gone for surgery to remove my head from my butt.

The rare analectomy is fatal...at least that's what my people tell me.

cubbiegirlshamus wrote:
2. I have not run off and joined the circus as the goofy lady.

But you've not denied that you ran off and joined as the "bearded lady"?

cubbiegirlshamus wrote:
3. I did not pass out from sure joy on Sunday's Cubs win.

I don't know that anyone can be that happy about a 1-2 start

cubbiegirlshamus wrote:
4. I am not in jail for shooting Kerry Wood or Carlos Marmol.

Obviously, this would have been in the news.
Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:57 am ]
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What about all the other rumors?
Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:59 am ]
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Interesting coincidence here.

Mac vanishes for awhile and returns to the board yesterday. CGS vanishes for awhile from the board, and also returns at the same time. Hmmm.
Author:  HOVA [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:04 am ]
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Rumor has it, the Blue Print classic, couldn't even be stopped by Bin Laden..
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:12 am ]
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Gerald Ford dead today and I'm gay. Now, c'mon!
Author:  denisdman [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:25 am ]
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cubbiegirlshamus wrote:
1. I have not gone for surgery to remove my head from my butt.

2. I have not run off and joined the circus as the goofy lady.

3. I did not pass out from sure joy on Sunday's Cubs win.

4. I am not in jail for shooting Kerry Wood or Carlos Marmol.

I've been just really busy with work and such. Missed you all.


Goofy lady? Nope, you'd be better suited as the bearded "lady".

:)
Author:  Chus [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:28 am ]
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Thank you for clearing that up. Now, I can get on with my life.
Author:  NSJ [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:31 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Interesting coincidence here.

Mac vanishes for awhile and returns to the board yesterday. CGS vanishes for awhile from the board, and also returns at the same time. Hmmm.


I believe they are two different people.
Author:  Nas [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:38 am ]
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He does too.
Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:42 am ]
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cubbiegirlshamus wrote:
1. I have not gone for surgery to remove my head from my butt.

2. I have not run off and joined the circus as the goofy lady.

3. I did not pass out from sure joy on Sunday's Cubs win.

4. I am not in jail for shooting Kerry Wood or Carlos Marmol.

I've been just really busy with work and such. Missed you all.

I don't believe circuses have goofy ladies on their payroll. Maybe a bearded lady.
Author:  spmack [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:53 am ]
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NSJ wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Interesting coincidence here.

Mac vanishes for awhile and returns to the board yesterday. CGS vanishes for awhile from the board, and also returns at the same time. Hmmm.


I believe they are two different people.

NSJ, you're something else, man...something else.
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:55 am ]
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yikes...
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:56 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
I'm not sure I ever heard any of these rumors.


Hmmm ? Danmeneal and CGS gone for the same time?
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:57 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
yikes...

You're supposed to send me a text before you take a day off from posting. That's what message board BFFs do. Asshole.
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:58 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
yikes...

You're supposed to send me a text before you take a day off from posting. That's what message board BFFs do. Asshole.


:(
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Author:  NSJ [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:11 am ]
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spmack wrote:
NSJ, you're something else, man...something else.


I wouldn't disagree. The problem is that my kids think I'm funny and one of them is adopting my sense of humor.
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:31 am ]
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You'd have to glue mine to my forehead
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:58 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
yikes...

You're supposed to send me a text before you take a day off from posting. That's what message board BFFs do. Asshole.


:(
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Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:01 pm ]
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Troll wrote:
cubbiegirlshamus wrote:
1. I have not gone for surgery to remove my head from my butt.

2. I have not run off and joined the circus as the goofy lady.

3. I did not pass out from sure joy on Sunday's Cubs win.

4. I am not in jail for shooting Kerry Wood or Carlos Marmol.

I've been just really busy with work and such. Missed you all.


I think I'm fallin for you.

:lol:

and there's NOTHING Ajent can do about it!!!
Author:  Scorehead [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:29 pm ]
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cubbiegirlshamus wrote:
1. I have not gone for surgery to remove my head from my butt.

2. I have not run off and joined the circus as the goofy lady.

3. I did not pass out from sure joy on Sunday's Cubs win.

4. I am not in jail for shooting Kerry Wood or Carlos Marmol.

I've been just really busy with work and such. Missed you all.


Steph,

Why don't you call the Score anymore?
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:34 pm ]
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What exactly is a "goofy lady" at the circus. I know they have the fat lady, and the bearded lady (by cracky).

How about those openings?
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