Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:
My Dear Internet Friends,
There sure has been a lot of talk lately about your feelings. My, there has also been quite a few hurt feelings too. But, J.A.C.K., you ask, how can feelings be hurt if they are not real, physical things?
Well, Tina, I will tell you. Feelings are not a physical thing, but they can be stepped on, torn up, disregarded, ignored, beaten up, soldered to a cross beam, and hurt. Feelings are things that make you a sissy. Anyone who has feelings probably wears mascara and tucks their cock between their legs and tries to fool sailors at that Houlihan bar at Gurnee Mills.
But, J.A.C.K., I thought hurting the feelings of someone was a bad thing.
Oh it is Sally. It is. When someone has feelings, he is weak and gay and miserable. He will always have his feeling hurt because that is all he knows about feelings. If someone is not making him feel good, such as at a truck stop bathroom stall, he is hurting his feelings. And that is not good, Sal. Because when a man has his feelings hurt, he gets loud, and noisy, and starts sounding like a gas powered weed wacker with high pitched screaming.
Say, J.A.C.K., what if I have feelings?
Good question, Jim. Well, I would say grow some balls. Stop acting like a woman. Think about growing some facial hair, so you stop looking "pretty".
J.A.C.K., what do I do if I hurt feelings? What if I feel guilty about that?
Then you are probably a sissy too. Why not get together and have a good, hard cry about it? I am sick of this garbage.
You have all disappointed me.
With extreme love and great big hugs!
-Your Pal, J.A.C.K.
There sure has been a lot of talk lately about your feelings. My, there has also been quite a few hurt feelings too. But, J.A.C.K., you ask, how can feelings be hurt if they are not real, physical things?
Well, Tina, I will tell you. Feelings are not a physical thing, but they can be stepped on, torn up, disregarded, ignored, beaten up, soldered to a cross beam, and hurt. Feelings are things that make you a sissy. Anyone who has feelings probably wears mascara and tucks their cock between their legs and tries to fool sailors at that Houlihan bar at Gurnee Mills.
But, J.A.C.K., I thought hurting the feelings of someone was a bad thing.
Oh it is Sally. It is. When someone has feelings, he is weak and gay and miserable. He will always have his feeling hurt because that is all he knows about feelings. If someone is not making him feel good, such as at a truck stop bathroom stall, he is hurting his feelings. And that is not good, Sal. Because when a man has his feelings hurt, he gets loud, and noisy, and starts sounding like a gas powered weed wacker with high pitched screaming.
Say, J.A.C.K., what if I have feelings?
Good question, Jim. Well, I would say grow some balls. Stop acting like a woman. Think about growing some facial hair, so you stop looking "pretty".
J.A.C.K., what do I do if I hurt feelings? What if I feel guilty about that?
Then you are probably a sissy too. Why not get together and have a good, hard cry about it? I am sick of this garbage.
You have all disappointed me.
With extreme love and great big hugs!
-Your Pal, J.A.C.K.
