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Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:39 pm ]
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30-year old woman has heart attack and dies due to her addiction to Coca-Cola. Drank the equivalent of 27 cans of Coke a day.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/woman-coca-cola-habit-cited-death-161323721.html

Author:  jimmypasta [ Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:48 pm ]
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30 cigarettes a day might have something to do with it,too. You think 2.5 gallons of 7-UP (no caffiene) could have saved her?

Author:  spanky [ Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:51 pm ]
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I bet she was past 3 spins. Not that that has anything to do with her untimely demise.

Author:  RFDC [ Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:53 pm ]
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spanky wrote:
I bet she was past 3 spins. Not that that has anything to do with her untimely demise.


You would think so, but the picture does not really look like the face of a 300lber...

Image

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:55 pm ]
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She has the look of a meth addict.

Author:  Nas [ Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:57 pm ]
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Coke kills, againĀ©

Author:  RFDC [ Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:04 pm ]
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How can you get the point of 324 ounces of Coke a day? That is insane! I thought it was a lot when I knew someone who drank 64 ounces of Mountain Dew a day.

Author:  beervendor [ Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:05 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
How can you get the point of 324 ounces of Coke a day? That is insane! I thought it was a lot when I knew someone who drank 64 ounces of Mountain Dew a day.

A guy that I used to work with drank a 6 pack of Mountain Dew in about 2 hours, he was a bigger fellow but always needed his caffeine fix.

Author:  spanky [ Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:09 pm ]
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I drink 3-4 cans of diet pepsi per day.

I do work with a guy who easily drinks 192 oz of diet pepsi every. That's standard, I bet it is more on most days. But he's a beluga too.

Author:  spanky [ Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:12 pm ]
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I don't want to look like a weirdo, so I'll just go with the mumu.
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Author:  Drop In [ Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:25 pm ]
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This will probably be the one and only time I side with a sugar water company. She would have died from something else if it wasn't Coca Cola. By the way, the name is derived from actual happy time coke.

Author:  24_Guy [ Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:32 pm ]
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Drop In wrote:
This will probably be the one and only time I side with a sugar water company. She would have died from something else if it wasn't Coca Cola.


Yeah she's probably the type like I've seen on that reality show where people eat dry wall and rocks. Somehow they manage not to die though.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:30 am ]
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Drop In wrote:
This will probably be the one and only time I side with a sugar water company. She would have died from something else if it wasn't Coca Cola. By the way, the name is derived from actual happy time coke.


I'll take "Trivia that was Trivia 30 Years Ago" for $800 please, Alex .....

Author:  FavreFan [ Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:16 am ]
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Quote:
Dr. Mornin also said Harris had "toxic levels of caffeine" in her blood, though it's not clear if those levels came exclusively from Coke or from a combination of other sources, including coffee.


Hmmm....

Author:  Apone [ Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:26 am ]
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All right, Sweethearts, do you need to be told twice? Don't trust that aspartame!

Author:  Stewie [ Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:44 am ]
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Apone wrote:
All right, Sweethearts, do you need to be told twice? Don't trust that aspartame!

I'd guzzle a bottle of Absinthe before I drink a drop of that shit.

Author:  bigfan [ Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:26 am ]
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spanky wrote:
I drink 3-4 cans of diet pepsi per day.

I do work with a guy who easily drinks 192 oz of diet pepsi every. That's standard, I bet it is more on most days. But he's a beluga too.


and will have a major medical issue soon.

I don't drink any diet coke, or artificially sweetened stuff anymore. I might have one if thats all that is around, but reading about what that shit does to your body, especially in mass quantities, you may as well just take some arsenic, same effect.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:28 am ]
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I need to stop my intake of ANY type of soda. I hate water,but maybe I should get used to it.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Sat Apr 21, 2012 6:52 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
I need to stop my intake of ANY type of soda. I hate water,but maybe I should get used to it.


Don't drink water, Jimmy. Fish fuck in it.

Author:  Chus [ Sat Apr 21, 2012 7:36 am ]
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Tad Queasy wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
I need to stop my intake of ANY type of soda. I hate water,but maybe I should get used to it.


Don't drink water, Jimmy. Fish fuck in it.


And they poop in it.

Author:  bigfan [ Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:31 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
I need to stop my intake of ANY type of soda. I hate water,but maybe I should get used to it.


Find something probiotic, you will live longer! Can still have massive intakes of rootbeer or diet coke if you g o out every once in a while, but Pro B stuff is the way you need to go.

B warned, if you have not eaten so healthy during the first few days you start drinking it, stay close to a shitter!

Drinking some "Good Belly" right now...Watermelon...good stuff

http://www.goodbelly.com/probiotic-drink/

Author:  Rod [ Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:43 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
I need to stop my intake of ANY type of soda. I hate water,but maybe I should get used to it.


Find something probiotic, you will live longer! Can still have massive intakes of rootbeer or diet coke if you g o out every once in a while, but Pro B stuff is the way you need to go.

B warned, if you have not eaten so healthy during the first few days you start drinking it, stay close to a shitter!

Drinking some "Good Belly" right now...Watermelon...good stuff

http://www.goodbelly.com/probiotic-drink/


You're off the Jack & Diets? I guess next time I see you I'll buy you a Jack & Kefir.

Author:  Scorehead [ Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:46 am ]
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Shame on Coca-Cola & the Cigarette manufacturer. If only they had more warnings on their products to help prevent the abuse of their products. Surely there will be lawsuits filed by her Family, right?

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:37 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
I need to stop my intake of ANY type of soda. I hate water,but maybe I should get used to it.

Water isn't the worst. Maybe you should try Club Soda or a Seltzer. Even the flavored seltzers generally don't have any sweeteners. Watch out for some flavored sparkling waters, like the ones at JewelS, because those are loaded w/ the fake shit.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:39 pm ]
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Colonel Angus wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
I need to stop my intake of ANY type of soda. I hate water,but maybe I should get used to it.

Water isn't the worst. Maybe you should try Club Soda or a Seltzer. Even the flavored seltzers generally don't have any sweeteners. Watch out for some flavored sparkling waters, like the ones at JewelS, because those are loaded w/ the fake shit.


Colonel,
Thanks for the advise. You are right about that "fake" water stuff. I like the Walmart brand but It tastes just like pop.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:23 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
I need to stop my intake of ANY type of soda. I hate water,but maybe I should get used to it.

Water isn't the worst. Maybe you should try Club Soda or a Seltzer. Even the flavored seltzers generally don't have any sweeteners. Watch out for some flavored sparkling waters, like the ones at JewelS, because those are loaded w/ the fake shit.


Colonel,
Thanks for the advise. You are right about that "fake" water stuff. I like the Walmart brand but It tastes just like pop.

If you're going w/ Lemon flavored Seltzer, I'd recommend Canfield's. There's has a smooth taste. But it costs as much as pop. The Jewel brand Lemon Seltzer has a funny lemon flavoring, a little strong but not quite real. But it is cheap. So I go w/ the Jewel brand regular Seltzer.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:13 pm ]
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I'd have to see a full body picture but 5.5 and I would

Author:  spanky [ Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:15 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
I'd have to see a full body picture but 5.5 and I would

Amazing. You are usually one of the toughest graders around here.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:21 pm ]
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different scales for women whose job it is to be beautiful

This one has kind of a ready to party MILF look. She'd blow you in a back alley for a six pack of soda

Author:  spanky [ Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:30 pm ]
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I'm gonna go ahead and disagree (not about the back alley part).

She's a 2.1 at best. Probably lower. That's probably her Facebook pic, and nobody puts up their worst Facebook pic - they always pt up their "gamer". That's as good as she gets...... :?

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