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I've always felt that way Darkside.

spmack wrote:

I've always felt that way Darkside.

You're just trying to butter me up

Darkside wrote:

I'm not really fat. Thanks. And I'm not sterile. I'll own dork.
Panther panther. Why are you such an angry kitty?

Well, if you're not shooting blanks, you've got something pretty backed-up then. See a mustachio'd, bald masseuse or something and stop fantasizing about me during hubbywife movie nite - please.

I have never seen Cable Guy, and I have no fucking intention whatsoever in seeing that piece of shit movie.

Having said that, Darkside's comparison is clearly quite apt.

You don't want to meet any of my friends. I would be embarrassed to introduce them to you.

Also, if it ever came down to you and me - regardless of your hunting bullshit or how tall you think you are or whatever - it'd be me. Believe that.

Panther Pisla is ok with me.

To be honest, I don't think one needs to be very tough to beat up Owen Wilson.

Just sayin.

sjboyd0137 wrote:

To be honest, I don't think one needs to be very tough to beat up Owen Wilson.

Just sayin.

Just remind him of Kate Hudson dumping him and wait for him to try and off himself again.

You didn't like 'Bottle Rocket'? :scratch:

That movie was awesome!

APPLEJACK!!!

Upon review of his IMDB page, the only movies that Owen Wilson have been in that I can tolerate are Anaconda, Armageddon, and The Haunting, and IIRC, he dies in at least 2 of those.

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Upon review of his IMDB page, the only movies that Owen Wilson have been in that I can tolerate are Anaconda, Armageddon, and The Haunting, and IIRC, he dies in at least 2 of those.

I liked Behind Enemy Lines. Meet the Parents is pretty good too, but DeNiro makes that one.

He was ok in a Night at the Museum. I remember going to see that in the theatre with my little cousins. But overall, I don't like him either.

Author:	Darkside [ Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:46 pm ]
Post subject:	Cable Guy/Panther
I realized that Jim Carrey in Cable Guy is, looks notwithstanding, very much like Panther. Watch Cable Guy. See if he's not... Pantherian. This is not an insult to Kitty Kat. I'm not frontin homey. He's just... kind of like you.

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:47 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
It sounds like you're speaking Asian.

Author:	spmack [ Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:49 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
I've always felt that way Darkside.

Author:	Darkside [ Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:51 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
spmack wrote: I've always felt that way Darkside. You're just trying to butter me up so you can molest me. It's working.

Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:57 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
Darkside wrote: spmack wrote: I've always felt that way Darkside. You're just trying to butter me up Literally. I've heard he was into incorporating food items.

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Author:	Darkside [ Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:35 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
Panther gon panth

Author:	Darkside [ Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:41 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
I'm not really fat. Thanks. And I'm not sterile. I'll own dork. Panther panther. Why are you such an angry kitty?

Author:	Darkside [ Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:51 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
Q.Bovifs wrote: Darkside wrote: I'm not really fat. Thanks. And I'm not sterile. I'll own dork. Panther panther. Why are you such an angry kitty? Well, if you're not shooting blanks, you've got something pretty backed-up then. See a mustachio'd, bald masseuse or something and stop fantasizing about me during hubbywife movie nite - please. Just happened to see part of it. Totally reminded me of you. He was so desperate for a friend... And the made up nincompoopery and weirdness. Except that cable guy was kinda tough. He beat up owen wilson and broderick. I don't see you even being remotely tough at all. Kinda small and weak would be more like it but I could see panther sayin "you really mean I'm your pal?" In that creepy way he said at the end if someone showed to a pantherathong.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:03 am ]
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Author:	Don Tiny [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:08 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
I have never seen Cable Guy, and I have no fucking intention whatsoever in seeing that piece of shit movie. Having said that, Darkside's comparison is clearly quite apt.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:11 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
Don Tiny wrote: I have never seen Cable Guy, and I have no fucking intention whatsoever in seeing that piece of shit movie. Having said that, Darkside's comparison is clearly quite apt. I bought my big TV at APT

Author:	Darkside [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:19 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
Q.Bovifs wrote: You don't want to meet any of my friends. I would be embarrassed to introduce them to you. Also, if it ever came down to you and me - regardless of your hunting bullshit or how tall you think you are or whatever - it'd be me. Believe that. Well I am shocked you'd think there would ever be any violence with you and me. Dang bro. I'm a pacifist firstly. Secondly I said up front I meant no offfense. I just thought after the pasting nas gave you I could help you with your relevance problem is all. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get the best of you here. Was just chatting. Take er easy panther. Later.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:53 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
The password is.....nipple.

Author:	Hawg Ass [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:04 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
Can someone post a picture of said cable guy so I know what we are talking about here?

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Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:07 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
Too big an image, but here; http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_u ... 24_768.jpg And;

Author:	HOVA [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:11 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
Panther Pisla is ok with me.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:18 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
To be honest, I don't think one needs to be very tough to beat up Owen Wilson. Just sayin.

Author:	Hawg Ass [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:21 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
HOVA wrote: Panther Pisla is ok with me. Might want to get that looked at by a doctor.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:22 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
sjboyd0137 wrote: To be honest, I don't think one needs to be very tough to beat up Owen Wilson. Just sayin. Just remind him of Kate Hudson dumping him and wait for him to try and off himself again.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:26 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
Terry's Peeps wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: To be honest, I don't think one needs to be very tough to beat up Owen Wilson. Just sayin. Just remind him of Kate Hudson dumping him and wait for him to try and off himself again. Seriously I can't think of one movie that Owen Wilson was in that I didn't hate...

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:28 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
Terry's Peeps wrote: Wedding Crashers? The first 20 minutes were, ok, I guess...the rest was just too damn long and not very funny.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:30 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
It was pretty good right through the Isla Fisher bedroom scene. Then it was meh.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:34 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
Upon review of his IMDB page, the only movies that Owen Wilson have been in that I can tolerate are Anaconda, Armageddon, and The Haunting, and IIRC, he dies in at least 2 of those.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:37 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
Q.Bovifs wrote: You didn't like 'Bottle Rocket'? That movie was awesome! APPLEJACK!!! I can't say I've ever seen it.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:39 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
Frank Coztansa wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: Upon review of his IMDB page, the only movies that Owen Wilson have been in that I can tolerate are Anaconda, Armageddon, and The Haunting, and IIRC, he dies in at least 2 of those. I liked Behind Enemy Lines. Meet the Parents is pretty good too, but DeNiro makes that one. He was ok in a Night at the Museum. I remember going to see that in the theatre with my little cousins. But overall, I don't like him either. See, now we're getting into Ben Stiller as a lead. That's just painful.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:41 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
Didn't this win an Oscar?

Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:18 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Cable Guy/Panther
Cable Guy is my favorite Jim Carrey comedy. I didn't like Ace Ventura, Liar Liar, or Dumb & Dumber. I only saw Me Myself & Irene once and that was in 2000 in the theatre, so I don't even remember the movie. The more serious Carrey movies like Truman, Man on the Moon, and Eternal Sunshine are my favorites. Especially Eternal Sunshine. One of my favorite movies ever.