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Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:14 pm ]
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http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertain ... 3867.story



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Bruce Elliott has painted a nude portrait of Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin and hung it above the Old Town Ale House, where it's now a prime attraction among his display of more than 200 celebrity portraits and other racy art.

Elliott's wife, Tobin Mitchen, owns the bar on Chicago's North Side,

Palin became Elliott's muse after he saw her on TV.

"I've been following her religiously," he said Monday at the bar. "I had never heard of her before, like everyone else. I find her bizarrely fascinating, even though I pretty much despise everything she stands for."

Despite their political differences, Elliott admits to a bit of a crush on the Alaska governor. He began painting her smile and trademark glasses, he said, before filling in the details: a gun, red high heels, polar bear rug, rugged Alaska landscape and a scared moose. His daughter, who looks a little like Palin and does a great impression of her, served as model for the governor's body.Since Elliott, 68, hung the portrait Thursday, it's been a steady draw at the dive bar, which is a popular spot for Second City comedians to grab beers and play pinball after shows. But after the image hit the Internet on Monday, interest exploded.

"We got a bunch of people in tonight," Elliott said. "They're coming to take pictures with their camera phones. The photo is all over the place."

Author:  Rod [ Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:29 pm ]
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You've never been to the Ale House, jimmy? Bruce is an interesting guy. It's pretty surreal to be throwing one back looking at a painting of a fat Puerto Rican dude hanging on the wall in front of you while the subject is sitting on the bar stool next to you. There's also a nice portrait of the late Eddie Balchowsky, semi-famous one-armed piano player, veteran of the Spanish Civil War, and heroin addict. I believe he's tying down in the painting.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:41 am ]
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I would.

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:15 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I would.

:shock:

He's 68.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:33 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I would.

:shock:

He's 68.


:lol:

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:35 am ]
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:lol: You jerks.


Here is the full version of the painting; NSFW
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebu ... 3e19e3.jpg

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:05 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Here is the full version of the painting; NSFW
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebu ... 3e19e3.jpg


Not bad, but i am going to say Palin's got bigger nipples than that.

Author:  Vincent Antonelli [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:08 am ]
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His daughter served as a model for the body? Yikes. :shock:

Author:  Rod [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:12 am ]
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RFDC wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Here is the full version of the painting; NSFW
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebu ... 3e19e3.jpg


Not bad, but i am going to say Palin's got bigger nipples than that.


Well, I guess Gracie's aren't. :lol:

Author:  walkrman5 [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:17 am ]
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It looks more like the wife from that sunday night cartoon, King of the Hill.

Author:  Chus [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:38 am ]
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RFDC wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Here is the full version of the painting; NSFW
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebu ... 3e19e3.jpg


Not bad, but i am going to say Palin's got bigger nipples than that.


And a full bush.

Author:  spanky [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:45 am ]
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Chus wrote:
And a full bush.

No way.

And I would.

Author:  Rod [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:53 am ]
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spanky wrote:
Chus wrote:
And a full bush.

No way.

And I would.



No way what? You don't think Palin has a full bush? Fifty year old broad from Alaska. I'm saying she does. But Bruce didn't really paint her with a full one. That looks trimmed. Shit, people can't even remember what a full bush looks like. When I went down on chicks in the 80s I felt like I was in Z.Z. Topp.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:54 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
spanky wrote:
Chus wrote:
And a full bush.

No way.

And I would.



No way what? You don't think Palin has a full bush? Fifty year old broad from Alaska. I'm saying she does. But Bruce didn't really paint her with a full one. That looks trimmed. Shit, people can't even remember what a full bush looks like. When I went down on chicks in the 80s I felt like I was in Z.Z. Topp.


God I wish it was still like that. I was born too late...

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:58 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
God I wish it was still like that.


Why?

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:59 am ]
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RFDC wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
God I wish it was still like that.


Why?


I love a thick bush. You just dont see it anymore, too bad really.

Author:  spmack [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:01 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
When I went down on chicks in the 80s I felt like I was in Z.Z. Topp.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I dated a chick around 06 and she didn't shave down there....not even trim....just a full on nappy bush.

She never like getting oral, so I (thankfully) didn't have to worry about her James Harden beard by cracky.

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:03 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
God I wish it was still like that.


Why?


I love a thick bush. You just dont see it anymore, too bad really.


What about a thick bush do you like?

I am glad those days are gone.

Author:  spanky [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:08 am ]
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No way. She is way too concerned with her appearance overall and fancies herself a real looker. She spends a lot of time on herself to look the way she does.

She's well manicured.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:37 am ]
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RFDC wrote:

What about a thick bush do you like?

I am glad those days are gone.


I dont know man, everything is better. It looks more real, like a real woman. Love the feel of it, love having to navigate my way through it. I wish it would take off again and become the new 'it' look. Hairless is fucking wierd.

Author:  Rod [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:47 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
RFDC wrote:

What about a thick bush do you like?

I am glad those days are gone.


I dont know man, everything is better. It looks more real, like a real woman. Love the feel of it, love having to navigate my way through it. I wish it would take off again and become the new 'it' look. Hairless is fucking wierd.



Right on, Hank! Are you and I the only guys here who aren't pedophiles?

Author:  Hatchetman [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:50 am ]
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I mind the bush, but you gotta admit it doesn't look too attractive sticking out the sides of her underpants. :lol:

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:51 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Right on, Hank! Are you and I the only guys here who aren't pedophiles?
:lol: :lol: How does not liking a full bush make you a pedophile?

Author:  Rod [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:00 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Right on, Hank! Are you and I the only guys here who aren't pedophiles?
:lol: :lol: How does not liking a full bush make you a pedophile?



Grown women have hair, Frank. I understand that shaved muffs have become fashionable, but the slick look is reminiscent of a prepubescent girl.

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:01 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Grown women have hair, Frank. I understand that shaved muffs have become fashionable, but the slick look is reminiscent of a prepubescent girl.


Does the same thing go for armpit hair and leg hair as well? If you like your lady clean shaven in those areas are you a pedophile as well?

Author:  spanky [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:03 pm ]
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MY wife is also a pedophile because she'd prefer if I shaved my face rather than have facial hair.

Author:  Rod [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:05 pm ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
You look at a lot of prepubescent girls there JORR?



Why don't you leave this conversation to those of us who have looked at any girls there?

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:05 pm ]
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99% of the time, the leg, the armpit, and Spanky's face are not considered erogenous zones.

Author:  spanky [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:07 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
99% of the time, the leg, the armpit, and Spanky's face are not considered erogenous zones.

:lol: :lol:

I've gotten quite a bit out of that 1%.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:31 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Grown women have hair, Frank. I understand that shaved muffs have become fashionable, but the slick look is reminiscent of a prepubescent girl.
All I said was anything about a full bush. I didn't say anything about the "slick look"

I prefer somewhere in the middle. Some hair is good, but keep it tidied up.

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