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Author: | beni hanna [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | Paging Free Ajent...Gotta Freak For You |
Howzabout a chick that likes to bite dogs. Kinky or Krazy? She is a kinda cute... Police: Woman bites dog A Lake in the Hills woman bit the family dog after returning home drunk over the weekend, police said Monday. Analise J. Garner, 19, of the 300 block of Village Creek Drive, was charged with animal cruelty, domestic battery and underage drinking. Police were called to her home around 4 a.m. Sunday after neighbors reported loud screaming and pounding, Sgt. Mike Smith said. Police said Garner scratched and hit her 37-year-old mother in the face and also bit her on the right hand. Police said the family’s 80-pound English bulldog had three bite marks on its back. Puncture marks were visible against the dog’s white fur, police said. “The bulldog finally did bite her back in self-defense,” Smith said. “There were no charges against the dog.” However, because Garner received medical attention for the dog bite, Smith said the incident was reported to the village’s animal control department. Garner was released Monday from McHenry County jail after posting bail on $3,000 bond. She is due in court again on May 23. Neither she nor her mother could be reached for comment. http://triblocal.com/lake-in-the-hills/ ... bites-dog/ |
Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:33 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Paging Free Ajent...Gotta Freak For You |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:33 pm ] |
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would (wood) |
Author: | spmack [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:35 pm ] |
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Yes, yes, and more yes. |
Author: | spanky [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:38 pm ] |
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If she's good looking in her mugshot, I'm gone go out on a limb and say she was real fine 8 hours earlier. |
Author: | beni hanna [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:38 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Paging Free Ajent...Gotta Freak For You |
Lake in the Hills...road trip! What is the proper way to ask a chick for proof of rabies shots? |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:39 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Paging Free Ajent...Gotta Freak For You |
You have to decide what level of crazy you are willing to put up with. I'm pretty sure this is the type of woman who would look to kill you if you just bang her once and try to move on. |
Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:39 pm ] |
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I would. Right now. |
Author: | spanky [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:40 pm ] |
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I'd only need about 30 seconds of crazy. |
Author: | redskingreg [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:41 pm ] |
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Analise this |
Author: | beni hanna [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:42 pm ] |
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Krazy Ivan wrote: I'm pretty sure this is the type of woman who would look to kill you if you just bang her once and try to move on. That's why you you bring in a pro. Pass it to Free Ajent. All he has to do is keep the camera rolling. |
Author: | beni hanna [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Paging Free Ajent...Gotta Freak For You |
A little better picture. Lots of orange going on. |
Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:56 pm ] |
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beni hanna wrote: A little better picture. Lots of orange going on. Ditka wants a piece. |
Author: | Chus [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:04 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Paging Free Ajent...Gotta Freak For You |
beni hanna wrote: Howzabout a chick that likes to bite dogs. Kinky or Krazy? She is a kinda cute...
Police: Woman bites dog A Lake in the Hills woman bit the family dog after returning home drunk over the weekend, police said Monday. Analise J. Garner, 19, of the 300 block of Village Creek Drive, was charged with animal cruelty, domestic battery and underage drinking. Police were called to her home around 4 a.m. Sunday after neighbors reported loud screaming and pounding, Sgt. Mike Smith said. Police said Garner scratched and hit her 37-year-old mother in the face and also bit her on the right hand. Police said the family’s 80-pound English bulldog had three bite marks on its back. Puncture marks were visible against the dog’s white fur, police said. “The bulldog finally did bite her back in self-defense,” Smith said. “There were no charges against the dog.” However, because Garner received medical attention for the dog bite, Smith said the incident was reported to the village’s animal control department. Garner was released Monday from McHenry County jail after posting bail on $3,000 bond. She is due in court again on May 23. Neither she nor her mother could be reached for comment. http://triblocal.com/lake-in-the-hills/ ... bites-dog/ |
Author: | conns7901 [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:05 pm ] |
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beni hanna wrote: “The bulldog finally did bite her back in self-defense,” Smith said. “There were no charges against the dog.” |
Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:01 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Paging Free Ajent...Gotta Freak For You |
Is that a piece of barf above her lip? |
Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:10 pm ] |
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Eaglo Jeff wrote: Is that a piece of barf above her lip? Would that be a deal breaker? |
Author: | Darkside [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:11 pm ] |
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Terry's Peeps wrote: Eaglo Jeff wrote: Is that a piece of barf above her lip? Would that be a deal breaker? It would be a dealbreaker if it wasn't. |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:11 pm ] |
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Stupid ass dog... |
Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:26 pm ] |
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Terry's Peeps wrote: Eaglo Jeff wrote: Is that a piece of barf above her lip? Would that be a deal breaker? Depends on how fresh |
Author: | denisdman [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:28 pm ] |
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This thread is the reason I love this board. Outstanding stuff..... |
Author: | Darkside [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:28 pm ] |
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Barf can be wiped off. Ugly can't. |
Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:31 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: Barf can be wiped off. Ugly can't. If it's dry enough, it can simply be flicked.....barely noticeable. |
Author: | beervendor [ Tue May 01, 2012 12:46 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Paging Free Ajent...Gotta Freak For You |
She is definitely a piece of work, I wouldn't think about it twice though;wouldn't even need a beer!! |
Author: | KDdidit [ Tue May 01, 2012 1:27 am ] |
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Krazy Ivan wrote: Stupid ass dog... |
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