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RFDC

Post subject: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:55 am

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Who is it going to be?

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:57 am

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RFDC wrote:

Who is it going to be?

Original Kid Cairo.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:58 am

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Hawg Ass vs. bosco

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Im pretty hammered right now.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:59 am

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spanky wrote:

Hawg Ass vs. bosco

T-Bone vs. Eaglo

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I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:00 am

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You can't plan these things. They just happen.

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:00 am

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spanky wrote:

Hawg Ass vs. bosco

You vs. JORR has spread to multiple threads. It's a possibility.

The best part about the May Meltdown is it hits from the unlikeliest of situations usually

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:02 am

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RFDC wrote:

Who is it going to be?

There's a 34.6% chance that I'm going to snap on someone in the office.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:02 am

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The board was definitely better when the B&B ALS was a strong, cohesive unit. Now we've been torn asunder and new fucking guys think they have the temerity and the gravitas to just post there with their fucking criticisms? Fuck you. Wait until you have 10000 posts!

And the DBOTW section has become a joke. Guy says something stupid? New thread. Guy makes a mistake and brags about banging a transvestite? New thread. Crazy gurl talks about butt people and she has the nerve to call someone else a Douchebag? Ninja please.

You all fucking suck!

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:03 am

1000 CLUB

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GFY!

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spanky

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:03 am

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
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Northside_Dan wrote:

You vs. JORR has spread to multiple threads. It's a possibility.

Eh....it's gonna take more than just

"Cubs suck!"
"No they don't, Sox suck!"

for anything good to happen.

Now, if I were to go out on a limb and say that the Chicago music scene was essentially an empty wasteland void of talent between 1978-1991, we may have something to build on. :twisted:

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:03 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Please light yourself on fire and drive head on into a brick wall.

But this was typed calmly

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:04 am

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spanky wrote:

Now, if I were to go out on a limb and say that the Chicago music scene was essentially an empty wasteland void of talent between 1978-1991, we may have something to build on. :twisted:

The Old 97's are possibly the worst band I have ever heard.

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:04 am

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spanky wrote:

Now, if I were to go out on a limb and say that the Chicago music scene was essentially an empty wasteland void of talent between 1978-1991, we may have something to build on. :twisted:

Well below mediocre to say the least. Just like the White Sox.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:05 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

spanky wrote:

Now, if I were to go out on a limb and say that the Chicago music scene was essentially an empty wasteland void of talent between 1978-1991, we may have something to build on. :twisted:

The Old 97's are possibly the worst band I have ever heard.

I hope the smallest, tiniest old lady at your office kicks your ass in the parking lot in front of everyone else you work with.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:05 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Please light yourself on fire and drive head on into a brick wall.

But this was typed calmly

Well this wasn't!

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:05 am

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
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I am guessing SPmack, as it started yesterday. I would say he needs a hug, but I keep seeing him on Facebook with this fine looking lady so I am thinking he is taken care of.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:05 am

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Basketball sucks, and the Bools are hopefully going to lose out soon.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:06 am

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:09 am
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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Your alliance was a sham. Running cover for a radio show that is in an obvious decline finally tore your Wolfpac asunder. OKC started it with his thread about about B&B being in a decline, that was the signal flare for revolt. You better just be happy that we haven't hung you from the Bastille.....yet.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:07 am

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
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Maybe we could make this thread better and just keep posting these over and over again?

Terry's Peeps wrote:

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FavreFan wrote:

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:07 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 57231

Speeps v. Boyd could be fun. Let's get that one together

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:07 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Basketball sucks, and the Bools are hopefully going to lose out soon.

I hope your riding mower gets stuck in a creek!

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:08 am

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Another fail RFDC thread. His batting average is only slightly higher than Mini Ditka's.

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Dewskie

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:08 am

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The only thing that pisses me off is the recklessness of new threads. The 'one-liner' threads are yuk-worthy until they branch to their 3rd or 4th useless exponent and simply become forum litter at that point.

Then there's clearly identified threads in sports-related forums, at least until some shit goes down that arguably merits it's own thread. However if that aforementioned shit is in a negative context, somebody starts a 3rd stem off in the "Douchebag" forum. So for any one topic there could be potentially 3-5 threads and an orgy of incomprehensible entangled responses that are vaguely tied together but require deft maneuvering and a heavy attention span simply to traverse the galaxy of bullshit.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:09 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
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Northside_Dan wrote:

Another fail RFDC thread. His batting average is only slightly higher than Mini Ditka's.

You wanna piece of me?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Frank Coztansa wrote:

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:10 am

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RFDC wrote:

Northside_Dan wrote:

Another fail RFDC thread. His batting average is only slightly higher than Mini Ditka's.

You wanna piece of me?

No. I want the whole damn thing.

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Drop In

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:10 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Basketball sucks, and the Bools are hopefully going to lose out soon.

I hope the old lady Spanky referenced takes your wallet out while on the ground, takes out five dollars, and says "If you're not going to feed families at Thanksgiving, you just bought my lunch bitch."

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:11 am

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Dewskie wrote:

I'm driving your bandwagon.

Let it be known...

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spanky

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:11 am

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
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I don't wanna drag up old topics, but we all agreed that anyone over the age of 14 that still watches pro wrestling should probably be arrested and/or killed, right?

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:12 am

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spanky wrote:

I don't wanna drag up old topics, but we all agreed that anyone over the age of 14 that still watches pro wrestling should probably be arrested and/or killed, right?

How about people who create their own fantasy fictional wrestling league based on pants-less internet cretins?

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: May Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:13 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Dewskie wrote:

I'm driving your bandwagon.

Let it be known...

Yep. And know we know where "Our Problems" start and end.

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