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WORST ALLEGED OR CONFIRMED MLB 'ROIDERS?
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:14 am 
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You forgot Luis Gonzalez.

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I wish I could select every name on that list about 50 times.

But I'd have to say that Luis Gonzalez and Brady Anderson were probably the most obvious statistical anomalies of the bunch. While guys like Bonds, Sosa, McGwire, and Giambi were putting up big power numbers before the juice, Luis and Brady put up okay numbers, skyrocketed (I believe they both had 50 HR seasons), and then disappeared into obscurity again.

90s/early 00s baseball depresses me.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:26 am 
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The two guys that were/are on trial and the one guy who is dead for sure.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:27 am 
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You forgot Gary Matthews Jr.

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You also forgot Gary Sheffield.

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You forgot Frank Thomas

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You also forgot Gary Sheffield.

That's a REALLY good one. Bonds practically stuck the needle in him.

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Ok, I'll add Buff and Sheff.

And I think that'll cover it.

BTW, thanks for not including Griffey or Frank.

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How was Randy Johnson implicated? Dude was like 6' 10", 122 lbs.

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god there were so many of them. just search the old A's rosters.

Brett Boone bothered me the most since it was so obvious, yet no one would say anything

Mike Gallego was another one that bothered me. dude couldn't hit the ball out of the infield then puts on 30 lbs of muscle and becomes an everyday player.

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How was Randy Johnson implicated? Dude was like 6' 10", 122 lbs.


His mullet had to be grown using something. It was just too perfect.

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How was Randy Johnson implicated? Dude was like 6' 10", 122 lbs.



Yeah, I never heard that one either....

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Looks familiar.

If only he was in front of a mirror...

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Nomar was one of those guys like Alex Rodriguez where it didn't change his body type, so it wasn't obvious just by looking at him. Nomar's roiding became obvious once his body started breaking down.


Red bursting crotch dots...

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spanky wrote:
How was Randy Johnson implicated? Dude was like 6' 10", 122 lbs.



Yeah, I never heard that one either....

http://www.faniq.com/article/Randy-John ... ed-1757558



Eh. That doesn't really do it for me...

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He looks 40 in this picture, and that's probably his rookie card.
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Looks familiar.

If only he was in front of a mirror...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sorry, I can't recall that.

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I couldn't find it, but does anyone remember a maybe 1998 baseball preview magazine cover with Mark McGwire and another huge-forearmed dude pointing bats out at the camera and flexing guns? I think the headline had to do with dudes bulking up. Anyone know who the other player was? Was it Bichette?

Any help with this? Somebody else had to have seen this.

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I couldn't find it, but does anyone remember a maybe 1998 baseball preview magazine cover with Mark McGwire and another huge-forearmed dude pointing bats out at the camera and flexing guns? I think the headline had to do with dudes bulking up. Anyone know who the other player was? Was it Bichette?

Any help with this? Somebody else had to have seen this.

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This was the only one I could think of.

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Surprised no Zoilo Versailles mentions.

Who's that?

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I actually think Allan H. "Bud" Selig should be on the list.

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I actually think Allan H. "Bud" Selig should be on the list.

As should every Owner, President, G.M., Scout, Manager, assistant coaches and all of the media yakers that covered these guys. They all knew what the hell was going on.

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