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We had a situation here at IIT! :shock:

Someone spilled or mixed some dangerous chemicals in the Engineering One Building and there are about 20 firetrucks, cop cars, hazmat peope, important people with radios and sunglasses, news crews, undercover scary types, etc....... not good.

may not be able to leave work for awhile.

Jeff

How many times do we have to tell you to leave the Tide at home?

Seriously......roads closed on 31st from LaSalle....at 33rd on State to about 29th.

Should be on the news. They were carrying out some big blue ball, an explosesives containment device which looked like something out of a James Bond movie. The scene here looked like that out of The Dark Knight with the amount of firetrucks.

Someone's tenure was just denied.

Eaglo Jeff is CIA! He saved America! Again!

After reading the title, I assumed you were having a horrible period.

However, due to a system problem with the cellular networks, the IIT Alert messaging system failed to deliver most SMS text messages. IIT's emergency messaging provider has recognized this as a system-wide failure with the network and is actively investigating the problem.

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Darkside is going to be in trouble for this one.

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Darkside is going to be in trouble for this one.

Douchebag wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Darkside is going to be in trouble for this one.

I let the radio rejects work on the cellular stuff.
I'd also be willing to wager that the cell networks were just ducky and someone just didn't do their job getting it out. I get "my phone was broke" and "my voicemail crashed" when really they mean to say "I ignored you" or "I fucked up and I'm gonna blame someone else".

Author:	Eaglo Jeff [ Tue May 08, 2012 4:11 pm ]
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We had a situation here at IIT! Someone spilled or mixed some dangerous chemicals in the Engineering One Building and there are about 20 firetrucks, cop cars, hazmat people, important people with radios and sunglasses, news crews, undercover scary types, etc....... not good. may not be able to leave work for awhile.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Tue May 08, 2012 4:13 pm ]
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Eaglo Jeff wrote: We had a situation here at IIT! Someone spilled or mixed some dangerous chemicals in the Engineering One Building and there are about 20 firetrucks, cop cars, hazmat peope, important people with radios and sunglasses, news crews, undercover scary types, etc....... not good. may not be able to leave work for awhile. Do not fuck with us!

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Tue May 08, 2012 4:13 pm ]
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Jeff How many times do we have to tell you to leave the Tide at home?

Author:	Eaglo Jeff [ Tue May 08, 2012 4:16 pm ]
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Seriously......roads closed on 31st from LaSalle....at 33rd on State to about 29th. Should be on the news. They were carrying out some big blue ball, an explosesives containment device which looked like something out of a James Bond movie. The scene here looked like that out of The Dark Knight with the amount of firetrucks.

Author:	Eaglo Jeff [ Tue May 08, 2012 4:17 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote: Jeff How many times do we have to tell you to leave the Tide at home? I knew that was coming.......I shouldn't have been giving away my secrets for people to screw up here at work.

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Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Tue May 08, 2012 4:25 pm ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grjrK_Ihkws

Author:	Psycory [ Tue May 08, 2012 4:26 pm ]
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Someone's tenure was just denied.

Author:	Eaglo Jeff [ Tue May 08, 2012 4:27 pm ]
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Psycory wrote: Someone's tenure was just denied. Yep.....or failed in their experiment at least.

Author:	bigfan [ Tue May 08, 2012 4:28 pm ]
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Eaglo Jeff is CIA! He saved America! Again!

Author:	Telegram Sam [ Tue May 08, 2012 4:30 pm ]
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bigfan wrote: Eaglo Jeff is CIA! He saved America! Again! He meant to save Canada.

Author:	Eaglo Jeff [ Tue May 08, 2012 4:32 pm ]
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bigfan wrote: Eaglo Jeff is CIA! He saved America! Again! I've got too much ADD to be CIA. So when are we doin' that radio show here again? We'll do monstrous, explosive numbers.

Author:	Big Chicagoan [ Tue May 08, 2012 5:47 pm ]
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After reading the title, I assumed you were having a horrible period.

Author:	Chus [ Tue May 08, 2012 5:51 pm ]
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Big Chicagoan wrote: After reading the title, I assumed you were having a horrible period. I thought that someone in his office had a bad experience after lunch.

Author:	Eaglo Jeff [ Wed May 09, 2012 9:59 am ]
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From the Office of Marketing and Communications this morning: During a routine inventory of chemicals in the basement of Engineering 1 on Tuesday, May 8, two IIT graduate students discovered a safety container holding a potentially dangerous material. Public Safety was contacted and the proper authorities were brought in to manage removal of the hazardous material. Engineering 1 and Life Sciences were evacuated for about three hours while the material was removed from the building. Alerts to the community were sent out via IIT Alert, mass email, the IIT website homepage, Twitter and Facebook. However, due to a system problem with the cellular networks, the IIT Alert messaging system failed to deliver most SMS text messages. IIT's emergency messaging provider has recognized this as a system-wide failure with the network and is actively investigating the problem. This type of situation is why IIT maintains redundant channels of communication in time of an emergency. In addition to text messaging, please be sure to follow IIT Today on Twitter and Facebook and install the IIT Alert app on your iOS devices (iPad, iPhone, and iPod). If you have any questions about IIT Alert or our emergency communications, please contact iittoday@iit.edu.

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Author:	Douchebag [ Wed May 09, 2012 10:02 am ]
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Eaglo Jeff wrote: However, due to a system problem with the cellular networks, the IIT Alert messaging system failed to deliver most SMS text messages. IIT's emergency messaging provider has recognized this as a system-wide failure with the network and is actively investigating the problem. Darkside is going to be in trouble for this one.

Author:	Eaglo Jeff [ Wed May 09, 2012 10:03 am ]
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Douchebag wrote: Eaglo Jeff wrote: However, due to a system problem with the cellular networks, the IIT Alert messaging system failed to deliver most SMS text messages. IIT's emergency messaging provider has recognized this as a system-wide failure with the network and is actively investigating the problem. Darkside is going to be in trouble for this one. Secanted

Author:	Darkside [ Wed May 09, 2012 10:04 am ]
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Douchebag wrote: Eaglo Jeff wrote: However, due to a system problem with the cellular networks, the IIT Alert messaging system failed to deliver most SMS text messages. IIT's emergency messaging provider has recognized this as a system-wide failure with the network and is actively investigating the problem. Darkside is going to be in trouble for this one. I let the radio rejects work on the cellular stuff. I'd also be willing to wager that the cell networks were just ducky and someone just didn't do their job getting it out. I get "my phone was broke" and "my voicemail crashed" when really they mean to say "I ignored you" or "I fucked up and I'm gonna blame someone else".

Author:	Eaglo Jeff [ Wed May 09, 2012 10:05 am ]
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Darkside wrote: Douchebag wrote: Eaglo Jeff wrote: However, due to a system problem with the cellular networks, the IIT Alert messaging system failed to deliver most SMS text messages. IIT's emergency messaging provider has recognized this as a system-wide failure with the network and is actively investigating the problem. Darkside is going to be in trouble for this one. I let the radio rejects work on the cellular stuff. I'd also be willing to wager that the cell networks were just ducky and someone just didn't do their job getting it out. I get "my phone was broke" and "my voicemail crashed" when really they mean to say "I ignored you" or "I fucked up and I'm gonna blame someone else". I think it may have depended on the carrier too. A co-worker and myself received the message way before our boss did.