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What ever happened to finding a good woman and just being happy with that?

Mind your own business.

SUP P-DIZZLE!!

Why you goin crazy with the jerkoff stories?

Too much rub and tug with your buddies?

What you been got goin on?

My buddy up in Lockport has a group of neighbors who regularly visit a "fuck pig" they met via craigslist. That is my contribution to this thread.

Dewskie wrote:

My buddy up in Lockport has a group of neighbors who regularly visit a "fuck pig" they met via craigslist. That is my contribution to this thread.

FUCKING AWESOME!!!

If I knew about RubNTugs and there was one in Champaign when I went there, I woulda checked it out for sure.

Ah, the good ole 'Greater Joliet' region. Classy.

Illini Video still there? That was the porn mecca back in the early 90's.

Their lube and condom selection could use work.

What ever happened to finding a good woman and just being happy with that?

Pretty sure when I went there it was just a block or two west of First and Green, on S Side of Street, by Grog's Pizza.

good dolphin wrote:

Check the bottom of the agatype page of the Sun Times. I've only had one massage in my life and the woman was big enough to be considered hot by the Crew.

So, did she check your oil or what? Spill.

The Maple Spa in Lisle.

Maple Ave and 53.

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/lisle-il/TAU5MDA2CC9P285GI

In acapulco at the Hyatt, one of my buddies enters the spa for a massage. He comes back oiled head to toe and says he is 3000 pesos lighter. ($100 at the time I think)

Another guy, we knew at the pool overhears the story and is putting his shoes on before the first guy has a chance to sit down.

Long story short, he married her!

That sounds like a Jennifer Aniston movie.

Mail-Order bride....doesn't seem like a great idea, when you consider their only motivation for marrying is to get out of their country and become a U.S. citizen. After 2 years they can leave him and remain a U.S. citizen, so he may well be ordering up a temp. I can understand how he might be less trusting of women as a result of his experience with his first wife (kinda like Frank walking in on his girl giving head to another guy) but he may well be setting himself up for further disappointment. Thinking someone that doesn't even really know him is gonna stay with him once she's got her citizenship wrapped up....who knows, but it sounds shaky to me. But most of all, this massage stuff is whack. A really good massage therapist is a Godsend . The kind of massage you are likely to get in the shady spa/massage parlors that offer massage services of the illicit variety, are likely to be poor. Better off getting a great massage.

Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu May 10, 2012 9:12 am ]
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What ever happened to finding a good woman and just being happy with that?

Author:	Chus [ Thu May 10, 2012 9:14 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: What ever happened to finding a good woman and just being happy with that? John Travolta wrote: Mind your own business.

Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu May 10, 2012 9:17 am ]
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He didn't know her as well as he thought.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Thu May 10, 2012 9:18 am ]
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SUP P-DIZZLE!! Why you goin crazy with the jerkoff stories? Too much rub and tug with your buddies? What you been got goin on?

Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu May 10, 2012 9:19 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote: SUP P-DIZZLE!! Why you goin crazy with the jerkoff stories? Too much rub and tug with your buddies? What you been got goin on? Even funnier is imagining you saying this stuff in person.

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Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Thu May 10, 2012 9:20 am ]
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Author:	good dolphin [ Thu May 10, 2012 12:55 pm ]
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Check the bottom of the agatype page of the Sun Times. I've only had one massage in my life and the woman was big enough to be considered hot by the Crew.

Author:	Dewskie [ Thu May 10, 2012 4:40 pm ]
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My buddy up in Lockport has a group of neighbors who regularly visit a "fuck pig" they met via craigslist. That is my contribution to this thread.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Thu May 10, 2012 4:42 pm ]
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Dewskie wrote: My buddy up in Lockport has a group of neighbors who regularly visit a "fuck pig" they met via craigslist. That is my contribution to this thread. Fat chance anybody here would do that.

Author:	Curious Hair [ Thu May 10, 2012 4:54 pm ]
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I think they prefer "the Heritage Corridor."

Author:	Dewskie [ Thu May 10, 2012 4:56 pm ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote: Dewskie wrote: My buddy up in Lockport has a group of neighbors who regularly visit a "fuck pig" they met via craigslist. That is my contribution to this thread. FUCKING AWESOME!!! If I knew about RubNTugs and there was one in Champaign when I went there, I woulda checked it out for sure. I have no idea if Champaign offers anything near a Rub'n'Tug, but if you get drunk and wander up to campus town with a bottle of cheap vodka you may find a skankette who will gladly barter with you over an Illini Fondle. immessedup17 wrote: Ah, the good ole 'Greater Joliet' region. Classy. I think the fuck pig lives in Minooka, so Lockport gets the benefit of the doubt in this case. However I'm pretty sure you can accrue a great number of divorcee wives with fake tits on your oogle-list if you have a few minutes to bounce off of 355.

Author:	Dewskie [ Thu May 10, 2012 5:01 pm ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote: Illini Video still there? That was the porn mecca back in the early 90's. I don't think so. I work in an office building right there off Neil and Kirby so I would've seen it, I think. I enjoyed it's review on Yelp from 2009, however: Quote: Their lube and condom selection could use work.

Author:	beervendor [ Thu May 10, 2012 5:02 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: What ever happened to finding a good woman and just being happy with that? What is wrong with finding multiple good women?

Author:	Dewskie [ Thu May 10, 2012 5:10 pm ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote: Pretty sure when I went there it was just a block or two west of First and Green, on S Side of Street, by Grog's Pizza. Hmm. I can't say I'll investigate this matter further, but if it's still around, kudos.

Author:	bigfan [ Thu May 10, 2012 7:21 pm ]
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There was a place at Western and Montrose, 2-3 doors down from Jeri's Grill! Alderman Schulter had it busted like 3 times and it still reopened. Each time it was busted, he had an article written titled 'Ald and Police shut down Massage Parlor" Congrats to the Alderman on his 3rd bust of the same place.

Author:	bigfan [ Fri May 11, 2012 6:44 am ]
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Well got his massage, then another the next day and another on the final day. Then kept in touch with her, then flew down there 3 months later. Proposed, 3 weeks later back in the states. He is not really a good looking guy. Funny thing is one of his friends, married another Mexican chick that was his grandmothers maid, who he was fucking and she was about to be deported, but they didnt tell anyone for 3-4 years. Then the guy who married the massage chick, they had a "proper wedding" ceremony and the other guys chicks(Cleaning lady) got all pissed off and told everyone they are really married and she wants a wedding...and a car...and a credit card...and a house! The guy who married the Cleaning lady, then divorced the Cleaning girl and did it again with some Korean girl. Names withheld as one of them reads the board and the other has some friends that read the board.

Author:	Bucky Chris [ Fri May 11, 2012 8:15 am ]
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There is a website that lists these all out with reviews and stuff. Can't remember the name.

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Author:	good dolphin [ Thu May 10, 2012 5:22 pm ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote: good dolphin wrote: Check the bottom of the agatype page of the Sun Times. I've only had one massage in my life and the woman was big enough to be considered hot by the Crew. So, did she check your oil or what? Spill. No. This was a resort. I wouldn't have allowed it to get to that but I don't think she was offering either.

Author:	Zizou [ Thu May 10, 2012 5:53 pm ]
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I am almost certain there is a rub 'n tug on 111th St here in the Ridge. There's a small shopping center just west of Central Ave where a massage parlor is located. I've only heard the local CR rumors about the place. Why don't you do a board investigation of the establishment for us Q.Pants? You're an Alsip guy. It's right down the street.

Author:	SomeGuy [ Thu May 10, 2012 6:06 pm ]
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The Maple Spa in Lisle. Maple Ave and 53. http://www.topix.com/forum/city/lisle-il/TAU5MDA2CC9P285GI

Author:	Spaulding [ Thu May 10, 2012 6:58 pm ]
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They are all up and down Ogden in DG and Lisle.

Author:	bigfan [ Thu May 10, 2012 7:06 pm ]
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In acapulco at the Hyatt, one of my buddies enters the spa for a massage. He comes back oiled head to toe and says he is 3000 pesos lighter. ($100 at the time I think) Another guy, we knew at the pool overhears the story and is putting his shoes on before the first guy has a chance to sit down. Long story short, he married her!

Author:	Ed_from_Lisle [ Thu May 10, 2012 7:12 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote: The Maple Spa in Lisle. Maple Ave and 53. http://www.topix.com/forum/city/lisle-il/TAU5MDA2CC9P285GI The comments are hilarious. Getting my shoes on and heading out the door. I have a kink in my...neck. Yeah, my neck.

Author:	Brick [ Fri May 11, 2012 6:15 am ]
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bigfan wrote: In acapulco at the Hyatt, one of my buddies enters the spa for a massage. He comes back oiled head to toe and says he is 3000 pesos lighter. ($100 at the time I think) Another guy, we knew at the pool overhears the story and is putting his shoes on before the first guy has a chance to sit down. Long story short, he married her! That has to be a pretty awkward story to explain when people ask "how did you meet?". Yeah, she did some stuff to my buddy after a massage for $100 and I knew that was the girl I wanted to spend my life with. She had virtually unlimited earning potential and years of practice.

Author:	Brick [ Fri May 11, 2012 6:48 am ]
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That sounds like a Jennifer Aniston movie.

Author:	bigfan [ Fri May 11, 2012 7:00 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: That sounds like a Jennifer Aniston movie. My friends and I have discussed it many times. It only makes it funnier when you know the 2 guys. Almost Beavis and Butthead.

Author:	walkrman5 [ Fri May 11, 2012 7:27 am ]
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Anything that says "asian massage"...code.

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Fri May 11, 2012 7:58 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: That sounds like a Jennifer Aniston movie. Coming this spring Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston light up the screen in A HAPPY ENDING

Author:	Elmhurst Steve [ Fri May 11, 2012 10:12 am ]
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Mail-Order bride....doesn't seem like a great idea, when you consider their only motivation for marrying is to get out of their country and become a U.S. citizen. After 2 years they can leave him and remain a U.S. citizen, so he may well be ordering up a temp. I can understand how he might be less trusting of women as a result of his experience with his first wife (kinda like Frank walking in on his girl giving head to another guy) but he may well be setting himself up for further disappointment. Thinking someone that doesn't even really know him is gonna stay with him once she's got her citizenship wrapped up....who knows, but it sounds shaky to me. But most of all, this massage stuff is whack. A really good massage therapist is a Godsend . The kind of massage you are likely to get in the shady spa/massage parlors that offer massage services of the illicit variety, are likely to be poor. Better off getting a great massage.

Author:	Vincent Antonelli [ Fri May 11, 2012 10:17 am ]
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Elmhurst Steve wrote: Mail-Order bride....doesn't seem like a great idea, when you consider their only motivation for marrying is to get out of their country and become a U.S. citizen. After 2 years they can leave him and remain a U.S. citizen, so he may well be ordering up a temp. I can understand how he might be less trusting of women as a result of his experience with his first wife (kinda like Frank walking in on his girl giving head to another guy) but he may well be setting himself up for further disappointment. Thinking someone that doesn't even really know him is gonna stay with him once she's got her citizenship wrapped up....who knows, but it sounds shaky to me. But most of all, this massage stuff is whack. A really good massage therapist is a Godsend . The kind of massage you are likely to get in the shady spa/massage parlors that offer massage services of the illicit variety, are likely to be poor. Better off getting a great massage. Mail order brides do not marry for love? A legitmate massage is a better quality massage than a prostitute? Holy shit your insightfulness knows no bounds. Now why don't you call in to a few shows today to explain that the Bulls would have had a better chance with Rose and Noah.