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Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Mon May 14, 2012 1:32 pm ] |
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Shit's about to get real. Many folks are being asked to work from home this week instead of driving into the city. Those pesky protestors can get a little riled up at businessmen and women walking the streets in the financial district, for example. Also, the following road closures are scheduled for the weekend: •Lake Shore Drive (LSD) from 39th street to Balbo will be closed •Access to 1-55 southbound and access to LSD via 1-55 northbound will be closed •I-55 northbound from I-90/94 to LSD will be closed •Columbus Drive from Balbo to McFetridge will be closed •Roosevelt Road from Michigan Avenue to LSD will be closed •Indiana Avenue from 21st street to 25th Street will be closed •31st Street from Martin Luther King Drive to LSD will be closed •Martin Luther King Drive from Cermak to 26th street will be closed •Cermak from Michigan Avenue to Martin Luther King Drive will be closed •Ontario street from Orleans to Fairbanks will be intermittently closed •Ohio street from Orleans to Fairbanks will be intermittently closed •Clark street from Oak Street to Ontario will experience lane reductions •Dearborn street from Kinzie to Ontario Street will experience lane reductions |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon May 14, 2012 1:33 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: 2012 NATO SUMMIT WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Metra has banned coffee from their trains for the upcoming weekend. |
Author: | badrogue17 [ Mon May 14, 2012 1:35 pm ] |
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They should do that every weekend. Fucking trains are nothing but a rolling homeless shelter / drunk tank on the weekends. |
Author: | chaspoppcap [ Mon May 14, 2012 1:35 pm ] |
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Thank the Lord that the Cubs/Sox games are on the North side and not South |
Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Mon May 14, 2012 1:37 pm ] |
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We have been told to work from home on Monday. Every other day we have to brave the horde of hippies. I plan on wearing a suit that has a picture of Reagan airbrushed on the back. My bag will be bedazzaled with the corneas of humpback whales. |
Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Mon May 14, 2012 1:38 pm ] |
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Union Station will also have mandatory baggage checks, much like at an airport. Have also heard that train passengers will only be allowed one carry-on bag. |
Author: | SomeGuy [ Mon May 14, 2012 1:38 pm ] |
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My brother in law is working the detail at command and control center in the Burr Ridge Convention Center.... His prediction? Could go 'eh' or it could be a real mess. The Chicago PD is really undermanned, if the G8 was in the city as well.......the place would burn to the ground. |
Author: | beni hanna [ Mon May 14, 2012 1:40 pm ] |
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badrogue17 wrote: TFucking trains are nothing but a rolling homeless shelter / drunk tank on the weekends. Bibgo. Just found my "costume" for SUMMIT WATCH 2012. |
Author: | casual fan [ Mon May 14, 2012 1:41 pm ] |
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We've been doing work at a building on Michigan Ave. They had 50 sheets of plywood delivered last friday just in case. They also told us no work this friday, but I don't know if that's their "rule" or a city thing. |
Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Mon May 14, 2012 1:41 pm ] |
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I've never been happier to now live on the far north end of Lake County. |
Author: | Douchebag [ Mon May 14, 2012 1:42 pm ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: I've never been happier to now live on the far north end of Lake County. Waukegan is such a hot bed of happiness. ![]() |
Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Mon May 14, 2012 1:43 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: I've never been happier to now live on the far north end of Lake County. Waukegan is such a hot bed of happiness. ![]() ![]() |
Author: | spmack [ Mon May 14, 2012 1:56 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: I've never been happier to now live on the far north end of Lake County. Waukegan is such a hot bed of happiness. ![]() ![]() |
Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:10 pm ] |
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we live WEST of Milwaukee Avenue ![]() ![]() |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:16 pm ] |
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I look forward to the challenge of getting to and from work amidst the protestors. I dare them to fuck with me. YOU TELL EM ![]() |
Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:17 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: I look forward to the challenge of getting to and from work amidst the protestors. I dare them to fuck with me. YOU TELL EM ![]() I'll walk with you. No homo. #knockaniggaout |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:21 pm ] |
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We'll just have Douchebag walk with us. They think he's one of them. The biggest problem with this entire situation is my lunch. My company is urging us to brown bag our lunch so we wont have to leave the building unnecessarily A couple things: A) My leaving this office for 10 minutes to get away from some of the moody bitches and bastards in this office is EXTREMELY necessary B) Why dont YOU, my company, bring in my lunch if you want me locked down all day Gene Wilder in Stir Crazy wrote: Do they know I dont like confinement?
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Author: | Douchebag [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:24 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: We'll just have Douchebag walk with us. They think he's one of them. I'm not really sure how Spanky created this meme, and I'm not sure how much I like it. |
Author: | spanky [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:24 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: We'll just have Douchebag walk with us. They think he's one of them. I'm not really sure how Spanky created this meme. I thought of it. In my head. |
Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:26 pm ] |
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spanky wrote: Douchebag wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: We'll just have Douchebag walk with us. They think he's one of them. I'm not really sure how Spanky created this meme. I thought of it. In my head. Then you PM'd it to Ugie, who promptly posted it? |
Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:26 pm ] |
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spanky wrote: In my head. Who created that meme? |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:27 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: I look forward to the challenge of getting to and from work amidst the protestors. Yup. I live for cray shit like this. For real. This is turning into some historic shit right here... |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:28 pm ] |
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: spanky wrote: In my head. Who created that meme? God. |
Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:30 pm ] |
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Krazy Ivan wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: I look forward to the challenge of getting to and from work amidst the protestors. Yup. I live for cray shit like this. For real. This is turning into some historic shit right here... Fuck it. 4 of the 7 Crew members work downtown. We should all wear our matching jackets. People need to understand that there's a force down here way bigger than the protesters and NATO put together. |
Author: | Douchebag [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:31 pm ] |
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spanky wrote: Douchebag wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: We'll just have Douchebag walk with us. They think he's one of them. I'm not really sure how Spanky created this meme. I thought of it. In my head. When do you plan to visit your pal near Lake & Central again. I always knew you were a head-guy. ![]() |
Author: | Douchebag [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:36 pm ] |
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Q.Bovifs wrote: I almost ran a bunch of them over coming out of Lake and LaSalle parking garage a few months back - I totally never failed to slow down or yield - when they were having a street-closer. I had to get the fuck out of there after a long day, and I really had no time for their pencilneck shit. I don't remember feeling intimidated one bit, as the traffic cop seemed to be taking my side, probably hoping that my foot slipped on the gas pedal and I accidentally took a few of 'em out. You could have just said your transmission dropped. The police and everyone would have bought that story, |
Author: | beni hanna [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:39 pm ] |
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Lunch seems like the perfect time and amount of time for some quality protest watching. I still think I would want to generally not look like one of them, but that's just me. I am just having a hard time envisioning stupid people taking random swings at other people just because they happen to be downtown. Maybe I am stupid, I don't know. |
Author: | spmack [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:41 pm ] |
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: 4 of the 7 Crew members work downtown. And my dream is get back down there....those 2 weeks I worked down there in 2010 were some of the happiest days. |
Author: | Douchebag [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:47 pm ] |
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Q.Bovifs wrote: Douchebag wrote: Q.Bovifs wrote: I almost ran a bunch of them over coming out of Lake and LaSalle parking garage a few months back - I totally never failed to slow down or yield - when they were having a street-closer. I had to get the fuck out of there after a long day, and I really had no time for their pencilneck shit. I don't remember feeling intimidated one bit, as the traffic cop seemed to be taking my side, probably hoping that my foot slipped on the gas pedal and I accidentally took a few of 'em out. You could have just said your transmission dropped. The police and everyone would have bought that story, You need to save your money and buy some more votes. My campaign shall heretofore be to discredit your claim and make your illegitimate "reign" as miserable as possible, for you, as charlatan, lack the honor of a rightful leader. You are an embarrassment to the title, and you do not deserve even share office with the gallant Joe Orr Road Rod. My first course of action in my administration is the banishment of Mr. Bovifs of Alsip. Who's with me? |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:49 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: We'll just have Douchebag walk with us. They think he's one of them. I'm not really sure how Spanky created this meme, and I'm not sure how much I like it. I thought I started it with saying people should dress like you to fit in |
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