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Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:10 pm ]
Post subject:  50 Shades of Gray

so anyone's woman read this?

should I buy it for my wife? :lol:

Author:  denisdman [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Troll wrote:
He blew his load on her pregnant belly and then she threw up from nausea. The End.


Is it a pop-up book?

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Troll wrote:
He blew his load on her pregnant belly and then she threw up from nausea. The End.

Sounds like my honeymoon



HI-YO!!!!!

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

The GF read this book in about 2 hours last week....she's since started the 2nd book.
yay.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

doug - evergreen park wrote:
The GF read this book in about 2 hours last week....she's since started the 2nd book.
yay.



so no major benefits to you?

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

well...she always wants to have sex which is nice.
but now it's just ridiculous. like seriously, leave me alone for a few hours.

Author:  spmack [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

doug - evergreen park wrote:
well...she always wants to have sex which is nice.
but now it's just ridiculous. like seriously, leave me alone for a few hours.

I'm getting turned on.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

spmack wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
well...she always wants to have sex which is nice.
but now it's just ridiculous. like seriously, leave me alone for a few hours.

I'm getting turned on.

I didn't notice Lipid was posting.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

spmack wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
well...she always wants to have sex which is nice.
but now it's just ridiculous. like seriously, leave me alone for a few hours.
I'm getting turned on.
Doors open on the left at Harlem & Lake...

Author:  spmack [ Mon May 14, 2012 2:43 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: @ Hawg and Frank.

Author:  Dewskie [ Mon May 14, 2012 3:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Frank Coztansa wrote:
spmack wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
well...she always wants to have sex which is nice.
but now it's just ridiculous. like seriously, leave me alone for a few hours.
I'm getting turned on.
Doors open on the left at Harlem & Lake...


Image

Author:  Spaulding [ Mon May 14, 2012 4:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Borrow it if you can. Not worth 30 for the series. Now doug knows 50 shades, lol.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Mon May 14, 2012 4:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

I didnt notice an increase in sex but I can't find a fucking working battery in my house to save my life. Damn remotes must really be going through them fast.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Mon May 14, 2012 5:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Troll wrote:
Buy her a new cook book.


I'm getting turned on.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon May 14, 2012 5:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

I sneaked a peak at the sequel to this yesterday; my sister is reading it. Must've finished the first one already. It was something about a girl wanting to be whipped and spanked so that his salivating beast could satisfy the salivating beast within her.

This is Twilight fanfic porn with the names changed, by the way. Just for your consideration.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon May 14, 2012 6:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Don Tiny wrote:
Troll wrote:
Buy her a new cook book.
I'm getting turned on.
Doors open on the right at Jackson...

Author:  W_Z [ Mon May 14, 2012 7:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

my sister read the first book and said it was awful, and she couldn't bear trying to read the next ones.

Author:  Baby McNown [ Mon May 14, 2012 8:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

My wife is addicted to them. Just finished the third and seriously is lost since there isn't a fourth. :roll:

Author:  Zizou [ Mon May 14, 2012 8:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

My ex-girlfriend read this last summer and while she admitted to it be nothing but the most basic hack pablum she enjoyed it. But she had a taste for this genre, the Anne Rice Beauty series being one of her favorites.

Author:  Spaulding [ Mon May 14, 2012 8:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Search Amazon for erotic or sex books.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon May 14, 2012 8:45 pm ]
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FINALLY Erotic fanfiction hits the mainstream

Author:  Killer V [ Mon May 14, 2012 9:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

doug - evergreen park wrote:
well...she always wants to have sex which is nice.
but now it's just ridiculous. like seriously, leave me alone for a few hours.


Give her a wedding ring.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon May 14, 2012 9:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Can somebody give a quick summary of the book?

What is it, just wild sex stories? Chains, Whips, ropes and choking? That sort of stuff? My dates give this to me without the sex. :( Is it a novel or somebody's actual accounts?

Author:  W_Z [ Mon May 14, 2012 9:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

it's a novel; first person narrative i think. it's glorified fan fiction, and apparently very sexual.

Author:  Spaulding [ Mon May 14, 2012 9:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

There is a little BDSM in it. It's not super crazy, though. There is a lot of sex and it's descriptive.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon May 14, 2012 9:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

W_Z wrote:
it's a novel; first person narrative i think. it's glorified fan fiction, and apparently very sexual.


Oh. Not interested. I'll bet my sex imagination is far better than anything anybody else could come up with.

Author:  Spaulding [ Mon May 14, 2012 9:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Shoot me a pm, pal.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon May 14, 2012 9:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Spaulding wrote:
Shoot me a pm, pal.


:lol:

Author:  W_Z [ Mon May 14, 2012 9:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

figuratively speaking...

Author:  Dewskie [ Tue May 15, 2012 6:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 50 Shades of Gray

Troll wrote:
Beardown wrote:
W_Z wrote:
it's a novel; first person narrative i think. it's glorified fan fiction, and apparently very sexual.


Oh. Not interested. I'll bet my sex imagination is far better than anything anybody else could come up with.


I have an idea for a porn scene where we get like 5,000 guys to blow their loads into a cannon. Then we blast that cannon full of cum right at a girl's face at a point blank distance. Now you tell your story.


Didn't Jackass already do that?

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