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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri May 25, 2012 1:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | seriously.... she's in my fantasy league but not in my pants |
sorry, i was a bit mental about the fact i can't do anything online without her/staff being a part of it, yet i can't get laid out of the deal. that's a bit mental. CARRY ON GENTS! |
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| Author: | Apologist [ Fri May 25, 2012 1:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
sinicalypse wrote: fiction
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri May 25, 2012 1:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
BAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHADSLIFDASFSDA i'm a GD idiot. that's right, i'm a good dolphin, idiot! there were stickers all over nyc to kill dolphins or something. they'r ea menace. * intrigued * |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri May 25, 2012 1:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
Apologist wrote: sinicalypse wrote: fiction Interesting gossip. No. Do you mind if I tell someone else? Your are a poet. hey apologist, go and have a chat with me.... http://www.twitter.com/bovinegoldmine --- that's my personal blog, and you can reply to the comments and i'll be there. it's the wave of the future baby! |
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| Author: | Apologist [ Fri May 25, 2012 1:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
Frankly i'd prefer not to. You're full of shit, so there is no need to engage you in multiple digital forums. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri May 25, 2012 1:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
Apologist wrote: Frankly i'd prefer not to. You're full of shit, so there is no need to engage you in multiple digital forums. speaking of full of shit, did you notice some selective edits? clever. i'm not sayin.... i'm just sayin...... #rosemont |
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| Author: | Apologist [ Fri May 25, 2012 1:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
Yea, pretty sure you are the only one editing posts. [easily verifiable] Who's full of shit again? |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri May 25, 2012 2:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
Apologist wrote: Yea, pretty sure you are the only one editing posts. [easily verifiable] Who's full of shit again? wanna fight? i can reference that fists or blades line from west side story.... i'm like your worst nightmare in convenient dreamboat format. wanna set sail with my sea org, miscavige? |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Fri May 25, 2012 6:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
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| Author: | Gloopan Kuratz [ Fri May 25, 2012 6:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri May 25, 2012 7:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
Gloopan Kuratz wrote:  .... Brilliant.
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri May 25, 2012 7:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
Sini, I try but for the life of me I can't ever figure out what the fuck you are talking about. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri May 25, 2012 7:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
Hawg Ass wrote: Sini, I try but for the life of me I can't ever figure out what the fuck you are talking about. That's to be lauded, not lamented. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri May 25, 2012 7:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
Hawg Ass wrote: Sini, I try but for the life of me I can't ever figure out what the fuck you are talking about. basically the hottest woman on the planet has this ~15 year thing for me and recently has helped to develop me into the most badass rockstar on the planet earth. after staring at countless pictures of her astonishing naked body and talking up and back with her over the last month or so, i'm just kind of ergh because like..... she's way too cool to be steamrolled by my awesomeness, but seriously, this bitch finna get steamrolled. see i possess this unique ability... it's called.... rapping. seriously, if you guys haven't figured it out yet... this is my fucking wife right here. and we're having a very public argument because like, seriously... do you think she's really dating this assclown?  hell no, she's busy fucking with a real rockstar.... THE CICERO ROCKSTAR. me. and there's only one thing holding us up, big bear.... SING IT PARTNER --- HOES IS SCARED!!!! seriously man.... i won't even go into details but she's so thoroughly set up this astonishing art show for me and like, dude, you have no idea.... THIS BITCH STALKS ***ME*** and the press thinks she dates that dude?!?!?! hahahahahhahahahahaha so basically, i'm just frumpy and grumpy because like, you know, i know it's going to work out. it's inevitable. it's just dudes, if you were seeing the shit i'm seeing here you'd be bitching too cuz it's so fucking obvious that you should be with her right now. ---- and you know what? after this message i shant speak that name in here again or bring it up. i know RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH lessons. i dont care. it's gonna be all over perez hilton's site and all these gossip rags when they see us all over town so like, who the fuck cares? alexa chung has awesome taste in men.... she's been waiting for me for ~10-15 years. i have amazing taste in women, seeing as i saw alexa on tv in 09 and was like that's it i want her and accept no substitutes and see, the only chick i've EVER fucked in my 31.5 years on the planet was a six foot tall beautiful 2-weeks-after-18th-birthday insatiable whore. she was so whorish i called her the whore of babylon cuz she lived off of the babylon line of the LIRR.... and well, i dont think the name wills tick. see htats it. cuz my masterplan was to eventually get with a d-list celebrity, aha my bad E-LIST CELEBRITY, you know someone who i could truly love and be like i waited for you. the problem here is.... my d-list celebrity was already waiting for me. fucking shit. SO ONCE AGAIN LOLEXAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAMN CHUNGINATOR.... GET YOUR FUCKING ASS TO MARS!!! YOU'RE RICH FOR FUCK'S SAKE WTF DO YOU HAVE TO DO ALL DAY BUT WANDER LEISURE AND GO LIKE MAKE 50000 TWEETS!??!!? GET OVER THERE. or i'll fly there. yeah. you bitchass wifey |
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| Author: | spmack [ Fri May 25, 2012 8:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
minisini wrote: There is a celebrity named Alexa Chung that I am attracted to, and she inspires me.
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri May 25, 2012 8:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri May 25, 2012 8:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
Nope, that didn't clear anything up. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Fri May 25, 2012 9:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
Krazy Ivan is the only one in the whole thread that makes any sense. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri May 25, 2012 9:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
Im the one the give you more whether is soft core or hard core Im the WAR-EE-OR |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri May 25, 2012 9:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
spanky wrote: Krazy Ivan is the only one in the whole thread that makes any sense. I will glue mine to your forehead. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri May 25, 2012 10:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
when you stand next to each other you will look like 10 which is cosmically kismetic because you as a couple are a ten...but numerologically you are 3, which, as Schoolhouse Rock and De La Sol understood, is the magic number...it is also the number for god, but I don't know which one of you is considered the god/goddess...actually I do and I know you will hate me for this but she isn't hot enough for this type of obsession |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Fri May 25, 2012 10:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
Ted Danson fucked our 3rd grade teacher in front of the class. I have never looked at Cheers the same way again. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri May 25, 2012 10:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
Hank Scorpio wrote: Ted Danson fucked our 3rd grade teacher in front of the class. I have never looked at Cheers the same way again. Same thing happened to me, but it was Michael Gross from Family Ties. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri May 25, 2012 10:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
I feel better about myself now... |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri May 25, 2012 10:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
Krazy Ivan wrote: I feel better about myself now... I also feel better about you. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri May 25, 2012 10:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: I feel better about myself now... I also feel better about you. 
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| Author: | spmack [ Fri May 25, 2012 11:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
I hate chicks who react like that. That's the good thing about dating in your 30's; most chicks are past the "ugh" stage and just take it. 
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri May 25, 2012 11:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
spmack wrote: I hate chicks who react like that. That's the good thing about dating in your 30's; most chicks are past the "ugh" stage and just take it. Yipes... |
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| Author: | spmack [ Fri May 25, 2012 11:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: spmack wrote: I hate chicks who react like that. That's the good thing about dating in your 30's; most chicks are past the "ugh" stage and just take it. Yipes... Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about...... |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri May 25, 2012 11:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: an open letter to alexa chung / deepdish mgmt team |
U nasty... |
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