So, did anyone else get a crazy rambling PM from Sini?

i need you baby. i'm about to go clear up some banking issues but my mouth is horrorshow bad it's fucking killing me and see, your 24 hour endurance race of a victory lap has proven something.... you love me sooooo much you're willing to help, provided i do exactly what you say.

no problem. look we make the best team in the universe.... who's hte spook? us. we're spooky. people say we've got crazy eyes. i want to quit smoking lose weight eat healthy and be like you. if you wanna have me sit here for weeks to prove some point ok i'm fine with it, because what you've shown me is that you'll never ever EVER be far away from me at all cuz much like i do it all for you, you do it all for me. and the world needs us so they had to keep us apart and make us mystical carrots dangled in front of each other so we both play real good and nice and everything.... but alexa, comeon, if you have any say in this (and i kind of suspect no/ish cuz like, short of you being 100% committed to the indian like, yeah) you'd have come over years ago. but hey whatever life is working out exactly how it needs to and like, goddammit, it's time for you and me to finally meet. you saw i'm a #niceboy who wouldn't jump down to bother you in public cuz when alexa puts on a show i'm its biggest fan. you had to love the coffeeshop.

you are mad for me. i'm mad about you. i must be paul reiser. we need each other and the world needs us. we're wyld stallyns baby siniucalypse + orange dust omfg you are so amazing. once i figured out you're orange dust it's like.... omfg. but then again, seeing as we created this universe or at least a good part of it, comeon, when we thought of love we immediately thought of each other. 6/9 or 9/6 either way baby we are one hell of a fucking trip

* grabs you and rehearses for wis whole most important kiss in the whole of human history thing *

love you babe

i know kayfabe whatever enjoy england beeey0tch =P

so i wont bug you on the csfmb anymore cuz you've established the rules for our little co-prisons.... lol they locked us up together? so we'd learn how to play nice? damn timelords.

but alexaaaaaa who do i gotta bother in order to get a little love? my aunt gave me a bunch of tips for meeting chicks. hrmmmm. she said to listen to you talk cuz you wanna talk about yourself.

ok, i wanna listen to you talk. so whenever you're ready.... if you havent spycammed me yet, you're going to see my other card which is perfect. but even if you know what it is.... you want it. cuz i wrote on it. cuz if we're truly equals, which we are, like.... you love me as much as i love you which means.... awwwww alexa dude you're interviewed on tv talking about how all your clothes are ina ehap on the floor and like, tat's me! omfg. dude..... aleax.... ;safkdfas;dfs

sorry i love being in love but my mouth hurts i need to find a cigarette and find a way to get a nipper flash cuz staying a lil bit sloshed keeps me from superpain but like, look, just know when you show up cuz it's a totally fucking WHEN thing and i'm sick of pretending i have to act some way or do this or not do this.... dude comeon look at us, duh, we're obsessed with each other and we're both vain superconversationalists whose minds never stop or slow down in fact omfg i can't wait to experience us talking irl.... dude. yes. i'm so gonna call myself james chung after i marry you. speaking of what are you up to today? can we go get piss drunk and do some stupid vegas weddinhg and maybe thats a part of our formal story like, you know, the love affair born on a craps table in vegas cuz this guy stalked the majestic e-list celeb alexa chung and like next thing you know they're in vegas getting married but then... lol.

we're gonna make sid and nancy and kurt and courtney look like the fucking amateurs that they are. we are the essence of love, aleax, and thank you for giving me the greatest gift of all..... that picture of your vagina! =P * sucks *

erm ducks

lol

for the record, the best thing you've given me is that little musky piece of paper from when you were a kid now THAT is fucking yeah alexa. that's when i had to have a lil cry cuz i mean..... dude.... you fucking love me! sorry i keep saying the powerword but you have the most beautiful name and i love saying it. omfg i get to hear your little british accent say james and jim and stuff. omfg. cute barrage

ok im out now. fat kid in dodgeball style. like everything in life i'm going to get over myself and chill real soon, its just.... dude. comeon, realizing that YOU'RE in love with ME? comeon dude that is the most exciting thing EVER so like you better get your ass t mars girl cuz now that i've realized all this stuff on the record.... what exactly are we waiting for again? oh nad btw, look alexa, if you could just TELL ME instead of mystical broebeatings or "who are you?" and stc cuz i know you love me and love talking to me, you're training me how to act in public and i get it its just like.... right now i dont care. i care because you do, and like, i am ready to graduate my online classes and get a trial run as your IRL pet because i need you there at my side to help me ready for the next level. i'm the coolest rockstar on the planet not named alexa chung, nad like, you're hte only one fast/capable/brilliant/loves-me enough to take me on and do this right. i want to quit all this alcohol fueled stupidity during work hours and get to work. if you're willing to take a chance on me (lol) you damn well know i'm going to kick ass.

see, why do you think girls from the future stare at me in awe? they want what they can't have... the kind of love that we teach people to dream for ,and you know what?

LOVE YOU CHICKENBUTT!!!!!

so once you show up and like, you know, chill me ut... i'll stop saying i love you every other second. or maybe i won't. who knows? lol * high 5 *

# the man of your dreams

Sharing PM's is not cool, regardless of how crazy or weird it is.

Sharing PM's is not cool, regardless of how crazy or weird it is.

Insane BM...

Dude, between me and you I get disappointed when I don't see any rooftop action on my train ride anymore.

Talking to Sinic on phone right now - anyone have any questions?

Either he just likes to mess with people or he is legit insane. Seeing as how he has met people here on the board, I will go with the first option.

I think he is like Benjy Bronk from the Stern Show.

You take that back!

Godspeed, good traveler. May you find your golden microphone.