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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Car wash fundraisers

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:18 pm

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Who actually stops at one of these? Besides the parents and family of the kids of course... I was driving home from Home Depot this weekend and some middle school girls were holding up signs advertising a $5 car wash for the middle school basketball team or some such shit. My car needed a wash badly but there is no way I would stop and get one from a bunch of little girls. How big of a creeper does one have to be to pull over and watch some underage girls soap up their car?

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Car wash fundraisers

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:24 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

How big of a creeper does one have to be to pull over and watch some underage girls soap up their car?

Maybe Mike North knows

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Car wash fundraisers

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:28 pm

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Phil McCracken wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

How big of a creeper does one have to be to pull over and watch some underage girls soap up their car?

Maybe Mike North knows

LoHo?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Car wash fundraisers

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:31 pm

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These things are the best. Once they get the windows soaped up, nobody can see inside the car.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Car wash fundraisers

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:33 pm

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I saw a H.S. girl screaming at cars to get them to the car wash in Glenview last summer.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Car wash fundraisers

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:39 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

These things are the best. Once they get the windows soaped up, nobody can see inside the car.

Yeah, then they hose off the windshield and, Surprise! It's Chris Hansen! Then you can kiss your Mike's Hard Lemonade and condoms goodbye.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Car wash fundraisers

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:40 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

These things are the best. Once they get the windows soaped up, nobody can see inside the car.

Asked and answered. Thanks Franklin. :lol:

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Car wash fundraisers

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:47 pm

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At least the girls aren't playing soccer.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Car wash fundraisers

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:49 pm

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I'd actually pay to see car washing soccer playing h.s. girls...i wonder how many times the ball (or a blonde head) bounces off the windshield.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: Car wash fundraisers

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:51 pm

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Car wash fundraisers

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:04 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

These things are the best. Once they get the windows soaped up, nobody can see inside the car.

LETS GO WHITE SOX!

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Car wash fundraisers

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:11 pm

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One of my all-time favorite funny movie scenes is when the guys from Dodgeball decide to have a carwash fundraiser. The only customer is a pervert truck driver who plays with his belly button while the nerdy kid in speedos cleans his wheel well.
While across the street,Stiller's team has a bunch of bikini babes with cars wrapped around the block.

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