You can only watch one of these pseudo-sports for the rest of your life. Death is not an option. What's your choice?

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Can I make myself blind and deaf?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I assumed it was a given that that was a prerequisite for sitting through an entire match of one of these hobbies.

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Easy choice, it is futbol, UNLESS, Tiger is on the prowl. Then I would watch Tiger 24/7.

Tennis but only if I can limit it to women's. And Venus Williams can't be involved. Serena is the goods, though.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

@ pseudo-sports

I'll take soccer...I watch golf every once in a while...Watched Murray-Bagdatis on the DIRECTV Wimbeldon Mix. tried to watch cricket...Don't understand the sport.

They really should find a subcategory for the stuff like this that are more than hobbies but less than sports.

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Soccer? A psuedo-sport?

For that they need another subcategory. "Really fucking boring sports that I guess can actually be considered real sports"-category.

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Interesting.

If a competition is determined by the competitors on the field, then it is a sport.

If a competition is determined by judges watching the competitors on the field, then it is not a sport.

No it's not. This topic sucks and so does summer for sports. September can't come fast enough.

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Every sport must be played on a field?

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Field as a general term. Arena work better? Performance area? Competition apparatus?

Who?

(hint: I'm not in the military. Although this follows an oft-repeated pattern by you of insultin someone's intelligence while stating factually incorrect shit, so props for consistency)

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Im sure you realize by now I'm bored and drinky.

By your criteria bags and darts are sports, right?

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I would not currently be a member of the American military, which is the demo you specified. I can have bigfan read back the message board transcript for you if you like.

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That's marines.

It was a good-looking honorable discharge. Thank you kindly for asking.

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FF, it's best to just ignore this guy. He is just a mean spirited little twat who acts many years beneath his age.

And for IMU, that question you posted to him in the manner you posted it would get you beaten within an inch of your life if you asked a former military man that in person, I suspect. Very fucking obnoxious and extremely dangerous.

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Palestine sucks.

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Thanks. I don't think it gets much better than a fast track job with no degree required so unfortunately I can't say anything similarly condescending to you.

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In my humble opinion, your ignorance on most other topics greatly outweighs any minor knowledge you may have in a very narrow field of your selected sports, which, quite frankly, is not terribly impressive either.

And as for your next ignorant comment, you don't particularly use your head much in this manner either.

As for the rest of it, I'm already tired of your shit and I've read all of three of your posts over the last 5 weeks. Later.

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No. Counting to three doesn't take me as long as it takes you, apparently. How the fuck long does that take you? Mercy.

And to you thinking you're important enough to obsess over. Damn that's funny.
Or is this another example of you just saying amazing things!tm to get one of your desired reactions?
Nevermind. Don't bother answering. I really could not care less.

Anyway to answer FavreFan, I'd take Golf. It's much more interesting than tennis and soccer, and I can't say I've ever actually seen a cricket game.

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Me either. That's why I voted for it and expected a stronger showing from it.

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I suppose since it's baseball's big brother it might be somewhat interesting.

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If one even gave a quarter-shit about the contestants i gotta think it's easier on the eyes than golf.

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Golf coverage is getting better and more interesting. It's like total action now from the little amount I watch. Used to be a lot more boring but now it's like they catch everything.

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Lacrosse is the new thing the kids are playing.

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