Not just heating/cooling questions. The man is an expert at many things. So ask away.

I'll go first.

Mr. Side, the AC unit that covers the second and third floors sometimes starts blowing hot air. I had it checked for low freon and that's not the issue. Is this merely a result of extremely hot weather? Or is there maybe something else wrong?

Thanks in advance.

Darkside, where would you rank Jerry Krause in the list of greatest MLB scouts?

You have a seperate unit for the upper floors?
If you're blowing hot air, either the compressor isn't coming on for a couple reasons, or your airflow is poor, or you are JORR.

Dear Darkside:

Third Floor? Exactly what type of house of ill-repute/waystation for illegals is Mr. Peeps running over there near Chinatown? Is he properly licensed?

Thanks, and I'll hang up for my answer.

-PP

Darkie,

I am starting to believe that SHARK is an act. He is too naive to be real. Is this guy a highly refined mult that is playing the part of a special needs boy just hoping to be exploited by the ticklemonster? It's a story that must be told.

Darko, why is The Division Bell so underrated by fans?

Dear Darkside:

Would you call the cops if I sent you a large bag of Almond Joy?

Thanks,

-PP

Darkside,

Is my Big Ben jersey still in one piece?

Lipid

Yes, but I've been using it as a jizz rag.

Darkside

What is the meaning of life?

If you could add 3 "retired" posters and subtract 3 current posters in order to make the board a better place, who would you choose?

Add Kim Jong Il, Bookie Priest, Dethklok, retire IMU, IMU and IMU. Thrice the bannings is twice as nice.

Darko, who's the best band touring right now? Disregarding their past work and focusing on 2012.

You just inadvertently gave panther a hard on. Good job.

What would it take for Romney to actually win?

If you could add 3 "retired" posters and subtract 3 current posters in order to make the board a better place, who would you choose?

one thousand

Fuck You Darko!!