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Author:  Darkside [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:23 pm ]
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"Bruce Jenner? Did you know he is married to the Kardashians Kids Mom?"

"Maybe LoHo talks about those girls because he wants to be one."

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:30 pm ]
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CBS will be messaging you any day now.

Author:  Dewskie [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:34 pm ]
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Hilarious Shit My Wife Said:

Dewskie's ex-wife wrote:
I want a divorce.

Author:  mcbrides [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:34 pm ]
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Nicest lady in the world!! :D
You're a lucky man.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:34 pm ]
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Colonel Angus wrote:
CBS will be messaging you any day now.


Let's hope they don't try to re-cast Bill Shatner ....

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:38 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
CBS will be messaging you any day now.


Let's hope they don't try to re-cast Bill Shatner ....

He'd look funny in a woman's wig. I'm sure they'd go w/ Betty White.

Author:  spanky [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:04 pm ]
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That's not even that funny. I've heard her say WAY funnier shit than that.

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:06 pm ]
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spanky wrote:
That's not even that funny. I've heard her say WAY funnier shit than that.

List it homey.

Author:  spanky [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:07 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
spanky wrote:
That's not even that funny. I've heard her say WAY funnier shit than that.

List it homey.

No way. You ain't sucking me into all that drama. :lol: :wink:

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:07 pm ]
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spanky wrote:
Darkside wrote:
spanky wrote:
That's not even that funny. I've heard her say WAY funnier shit than that.

List it homey.

No way. You ain't sucking me into all that drama. :lol: :wink:

Pussy.

Author:  spanky [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:09 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Pussy.

Yeah, that's pretty much the short version of what she said.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:28 pm ]
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Didn't she ask why a certain youth who posts here was a fucking little twat?

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:02 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Didn't she ask why a certain youth who posts here was a fucking little twat?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:11 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Didn't she ask why a certain youth who posts here was a fucking little twat?

To be fair, we have since settled our differences.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:12 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  spmack [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:15 pm ]
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spanky wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Pussy.

Yeah, that's pretty much the short version of what she said.

:D

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:57 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Didn't she ask why a certain youth who posts here was a fucking little twat?


Boy was I mistaken .... I thought that was the offer ....

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:01 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
Didn't she ask why a certain youth who posts here was a fucking little twat?


Boy was I mistaken .... I thought that was the offer ....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:41 am ]
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Does hilarious shit my girlfriend said count?

Watching the ESPY replay just now Brees was giving his acceptance speech for some award he won.

Her: "Is he mocking rappers or something?"

:lol: :lol:

Gotta see his acceptance for it to make sense obviously.

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:09 am ]
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Women aren't funny you ass kissing fools.

Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:27 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Women aren't funny you ass kissing fools.


+1 snicker

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:40 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Women aren't funny you ass kissing fools.

:lol: Life lessons with Good Dolphin

Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:52 pm ]
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i dunno, i think women are hilarious.

just today i was at the grocery store and i told the hot little checkout girl that i was making burritos for dinner. all she said was "yeah? your total is 10.56"

BWAHAHAHAHA you sooooo coulda had me but you missed your shot girl

Author:  Jbi11s [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:56 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
i dunno, i think women are hilarious.

just today i was at the grocery store and i told the hot little checkout girl that i was making burritos for dinner. all she said was "yeah? your total is 10.56"

BWAHAHAHAHA you sooooo coulda had me but you missed your shot girl

Prolly cus you bought 5 microwavable joints, instead of all the ingredients which surely would have gotten you some play.

Author:  RFDC [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:58 pm ]
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Ike, I am sure you were just what she was looking for

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:07 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Women aren't funny you ass kissing fools.


Amen, brother.

The late, great Chris Hitchens has a good take:

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/featu ... hens200701

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