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I did notice that Real Sex on HBO is still featuring the same repulsively unattractive people that I would pay to keep their clothes on.

good dolphin wrote:

I did notice that Real Sex on HBO is still featuring the same repulsively unattractive people that I would pay to keep their clothes on.

Do not watch the show "Girls" if this is a problem for you.

good dolphin wrote:

I did notice that Real Sex on HBO is still featuring the same repulsively unattractive people that I would pay to keep their clothes on.

Do not watch the show "Girls" if this is a problem for you.

Again?

This means that you had it and the wife made you get rid of it. You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

God hates cable. Love the satellite dish as he can control programming from up there.

Frank Coztansa wrote:

You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

Dolphin's whole "pimp hand" thing is imaginary anyway. There isn't a man on this board in a serious relationship who doesn't try to please his woman. I'm not saying to allow yourself to be manipulated, but in general, women and their needs tend to trump most things in a relationship. That's just the way it is.

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Again?

This means that you had it and the wife made you get rid of it. You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

God made me get rid of it for Lent two years ago.

good dolphin wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Again?

This means that you had it and the wife made you get rid of it. You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

God made me get rid of it for Lent two years ago.

Lent is 40 days, not 731.

Vincent Antonelli wrote:

God hates cable. Love the satellite dish as he can control programming from up there.

I use cable in a generic way. I have directv

Frank Coztansa wrote:

You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

Go ahead & admit it, your wife was dying for the Lifetime network & O, THAT'S the real reason you now have Directv. :wink:

But old cartoons & crappy soft core reality porn, really? Have you regressed to a 12 yr. old Dolphin?!?

Maybe you should just go ahead and enjoy women's programming w/the wife (& her pimp hand)

Regular Reader wrote:

Go ahead & admit it, your wife was dying for the Lifetime network & O, THAT'S the real reason you now have Directv. :wink:

But old cartoons & crappy soft core reality porn, really? Have you regressed to a 12 yr. old Dolphin?!?

Maybe you should just go ahead and enjoy women's programming w/the wife (& her pimp hand)

I think that new Dallas was the catalyst

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Again?

This means that you had it and the wife made you get rid of it. You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

God made me get rid of it for Lent two years ago.

Author:	good dolphin [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:54 am ]
Post subject:	I've Got Cable Again
...want to come over and watch the same cartoons I got stuck watching on Netflix?

Author:	Brick [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:55 am ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
The pimp pinky finger is back with this one!

Author:	Hank Scorpio [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:57 am ]
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Author:	good dolphin [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:58 am ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
I did notice that Real Sex on HBO is still featuring the same repulsively unattractive people that I would pay to keep their clothes on.

Author:	rogers park bryan [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:11 am ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
good dolphin wrote: I did notice that Real Sex on HBO is still featuring the same repulsively unattractive people that I would pay to keep their clothes on. Wow, from NO cable to HBO BAAAAAAALLLLLIIIIN!

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Author:	Brick [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:13 am ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
good dolphin wrote: I did notice that Real Sex on HBO is still featuring the same repulsively unattractive people that I would pay to keep their clothes on. Do not watch the show "Girls" if this is a problem for you.

Author:	Douchebag [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:14 am ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
Boilermaker Rick wrote: good dolphin wrote: I did notice that Real Sex on HBO is still featuring the same repulsively unattractive people that I would pay to keep their clothes on. Do not watch the show "Girls" if this is a problem for you. Yeah, that show sure was something. Any of the girls that you actually wanted to see naked, never got naked.

Author:	Chus [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:17 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: good dolphin wrote: I did notice that Real Sex on HBO is still featuring the same repulsively unattractive people that I would pay to keep their clothes on. Do not watch the show "Girls" if this is a problem for you. If that girl thinks that she only needs to lost 13 pounds, then she needs a new scale and mirror.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:27 am ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
Again? This means that you had it and the wife made you get rid of it. You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board.

Author:	good dolphin [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:36 am ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
Frank Coztansa wrote: Again? This means that you had it and the wife made you get rid of it. You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board. God made me get rid of it for Lent two years ago.

Author:	Vincent Antonelli [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:46 am ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
God hates cable. Love the satellite dish as he can control programming from up there.

Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:06 am ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
Frank Coztansa wrote: You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board. Dolphin's whole "pimp hand" thing is imaginary anyway. There isn't a man on this board in a serious relationship who doesn't try to please his woman. I'm not saying to allow yourself to be manipulated, but in general, women and their needs tend to trump most things in a relationship. That's just the way it is.

Author:	newper [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:10 am ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
He doesn't look happy to be there....

Author:	good dolphin [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:35 am ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
Vincent Antonelli wrote: God hates cable. Love the satellite dish as he can control programming from up there. I use cable in a generic way. I have directv

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Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:11 am ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
good dolphin wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Again? This means that you had it and the wife made you get rid of it. You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board. God made me get rid of it for Lent two years ago. Lent is 40 days, not 731.

Author:	Regular Reader [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:02 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
Go ahead & admit it, your wife was dying for the Lifetime network & O, THAT'S the real reason you now have Directv. But old cartoons & crappy soft core reality porn, really? Have you regressed to a 12 yr. old Dolphin?!? Maybe you should just go ahead and enjoy women's programming w/the wife (& her pimp hand)

Author:	FavreFan [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:15 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board. Dolphin's whole "pimp hand" thing is imaginary anyway. There isn't a man on this board in a serious relationship who doesn't try to please his woman. I'm not saying to allow yourself to be manipulated, but in general, women and their needs tend to trump most things in a relationship. That's just the way it is. Sort of. If you're in a good relationship she is gonna feel that way also and you'll still get everything you want/need. To me, keeping a strong pimp hand is nothing more than making sure your needs and wants are met. That isnt exclusive to making sure your significant also is satisfied.

Author:	spanky [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:28 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
I understand this is all a big lie, but I'll play a long. What did you have to give up in order to get 1990's-era television back again?

Author:	Chris_in_joliet [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:36 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
I get all my relationship advice from this guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OonqYGO ... e=youtu.be

Author:	good dolphin [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:44 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
Regular Reader wrote: Go ahead & admit it, your wife was dying for the Lifetime network & O, THAT'S the real reason you now have Directv. But old cartoons & crappy soft core reality porn, really? Have you regressed to a 12 yr. old Dolphin?!? Maybe you should just go ahead and enjoy women's programming w/the wife (& her pimp hand) I think that new Dallas was the catalyst

Author:	Colonel Angus [ Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:32 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
good dolphin wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Go ahead & admit it, your wife was dying for the Lifetime network & O, THAT'S the real reason you now have Directv. But old cartoons & crappy soft core reality porn, really? Have you regressed to a 12 yr. old Dolphin?!? Maybe you should just go ahead and enjoy women's programming w/the wife (& her pimp hand) I think that new Dallas was the catalyst For you or her?

Author:	MattInTheCrown [ Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:24 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: I've Got Cable Again
good dolphin wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Again? This means that you had it and the wife made you get rid of it. You can never, ever question the pimp hand of anybody else on this board. God made me get rid of it for Lent two years ago. That's even worse.