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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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You cannot make me care about the WNBA.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

All the motivation poster parody you can handle here, courtesy of SomethingAwful, including the original appearance of the "Chances" one that chus posted.

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

The only motivation you give to me is to cancel my internet so I don't read your posts anymore.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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The best are here:



www.despair.com

Everything you need for your home office:


http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

Deteriorata
(National Lampoon)

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Deteriorata, Deteriorata)

Go placidly amidst the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself; and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss - and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you... That lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the seas of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love, therefore, it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth: the birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan - and let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call 606-4311, ask for Ken. Take heart in the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese. And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

Therefore, make peace with your god, whatever you perceive him to be: hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. GIVE UP!

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

Great post Cooler, I haven't heard that in years. You don't quite get the same effect reading it as hearing it read by the guy with the Lorne Green voice.

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chus that might be the best motivational thing ever. Damn them 2 broads look hot.

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"Someone put too many farts in this engine! It's about to explode!" - Tracy Jordan

shit....that's what I call "Tuesday Night"

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@audioidkid

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Is there a way to see the larger pictures of these ? When I click on them, the pic doesn't show.

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

KS, did you intentionally post that picture after reading the description for the Procrastination one above

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Just tried it again, and it works for me.

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