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Author:  conns7901 [ Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:18 pm ]
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:lol: :lol:. I would love to know how they found people for this study.

Study: Oral Sex Cures Morning Sickness

ALBANY, N.Y. (CBSDC) – Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list.

According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm.

But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant.

Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy.

Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting.

Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.

Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which showed that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia.

PubMed Health defines preeclampsia as when a pregnant woman develops high blood pressure and protein in the urine after the 20th week, which is usually in the late second or third trimester of pregnancy.

Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:37 pm ]
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Hard not to argue...

Author:  bigfan [ Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:08 am ]
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It's the same guy who got Viagra approved by the FDA in record time despite all those annoying people that had heart attacks.

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:44 am ]
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This would have valuable information maybe about 9 months ago.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:48 am ]
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Awesome

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:40 am ]
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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
This would have valuable information maybe about 9 months ago.


No shit. I'm thinking back to the three months of morning sickness that Mrs Scorpio had. That would have been pretty cool.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:28 pm ]
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This study was likely done by Dr. VanNostrand of the Onion. Or that German guy who was sterile :lol:

Author:  RFDC [ Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:38 pm ]
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This could have been very helpful to me back a few years ago.

Oh well, hope it helps out some other guys!

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