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Author:  spadaesq1 [ Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Sears no longer has nuts and screws but Kardashian clothing

Went to Sears yesterday looking for nuts and screws. No longer carry but have Kardashian clothing line, different nuts who screw.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:16 pm ]
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Wow.

That was really awful.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:40 pm ]
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spadaesq1 wrote:
Went to Sears yesterday looking for nuts and screws. No longer carry but have Kardashian clothing line, different nuts who screw.

Did Sears advertise their hardware department on your show sometime over the last year?

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:58 pm ]
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I fucking love the Kardashians (minus Lamars husband)

Kim and Kourtney are both hot as fuck and the show is good

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:14 pm ]
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Sears in the Loop is getting rid of its videa game dept.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:52 am ]
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Did you think this sounded better in your head or did you know it wasnt funny and typed it out anyway?

Author:  Elmhurst Steve [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:04 am ]
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Sears has been in a downward spiral for years now. Years ago, they had a great line of tools and hardware and it was a reason to go shop there. Something happened to a Craftsman tool....just bring it back and they would replace it. Today, it's a bunch of crap and carrying the Kar-TRASH-ian line of clothing is just another mistake in judgement on the part of Sears management. I will not be a bit surprised if they close all their stores in the next few years.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:06 am ]
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There really hasn't been a reason to step foot in a Sears since the early 90's. I'm actually surprised they have hung around this long.

Author:  spmack [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:10 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
There really hasn't been a reason to step foot in a Sears since the early 90's. I'm actually surprised they have hung around this long.

The Sears on North Ave and Harlem is still there to my surprise, as well.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:12 am ]
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
carrying the Kar-TRASH-ian line of clothing .


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You are really funny.


I'm sure it is a bad idea to carry a clothing line of reality stars that are watched and read about by millions of people every week. What a fucking idiot, go paint a wall.

Author:  Killer V [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:27 am ]
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Oooo! I am so clever! I MUST share my cleverness with the world!!

Reader's Digest is currently considering printing some of my jokes!

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:31 am ]
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That was really horrible. And it was made worse by the fact that he actually capitalized the middle part of that word for emphasis. He wanted it to be seen.

I will say this much, at least Jeff doesn't do the "look at me" thing with his bad comedy. He just kinda does it. But Steve really thinks he's funny, and that's bothersome.

Author:  spmack [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:34 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I will say this much, at least Jeff doesn't do the "look at me" thing with his bad comedy. He just kinda does it. But Steve really thinks he's funny, and that's bothersome.

He's the same on the radio. He called in the other day to let the world know that he was a part of the new Derrick Rose Adidas commercial but he didn't want to say much more about it because he could get in trouble.

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:13 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
That was really horrible. And it was made worse by the fact that he actually capitalized the middle part of that word for emphasis. He wanted it to be seen.

I will say this much, at least Jeff doesn't do the "look at me" thing with his bad comedy. He just kinda does it. But Steve really thinks he's funny, and that's bothersome.

*Wrong....I want everyone to look at me, except for when I'm picking my nose.

*I pretty much try to amuse and or pleasure myself.

*And who are you all crappin'? You all try to get your one liners in. Ain't no foolin' Woodridge Ryan!

*I haven't been to Sears since I got a Craig Grebeck autograph in the 90s.....or maybe that was Marshall Fields.

*Hi Kid

*Hi Dave

*Hi IMU...that gif had me LQTM

Author:  spmack [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:16 am ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
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Wow Doug, really?

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:20 am ]
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spmack wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
Image

Wow Doug, really?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Post of the year nomination!!!!!!!!!

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:32 am ]
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
*And who are you all crappin'? You all try to get your one liners in. Ain't no foolin' Woodridge Ryan!

Big difference...

Steve clearly wanted people to laugh at his joke. Me on the other hand? As long as my jokes amuse me, I'm good.

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:34 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Eaglo Jeff wrote:
*And who are you all crappin'? You all try to get your one liners in. Ain't no foolin' Woodridge Ryan!

Big difference...

Steve clearly wanted people to laugh at his joke. Me on the other hand? As long as my jokes amuse me, I'm good.

Ditto :thumleft:

Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:40 am ]
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I love how Jeff just knocks Kid out these days when Kid talks shit.

Sup Kid?

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:41 am ]
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FavreFan wrote:
I love how Jeff just knocks Kid out these days when Kid talks shit.

Sup Kid?

Go somewhere with that nonsense man.

Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:43 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
I love how Jeff just knocks Kid out these days when Kid talks shit.

Sup Kid?

Go somewhere with that nonsense man.

I'm in North Dakota. There's nowhere to go. :?

Author:  spmack [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:44 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
I love how Jeff just knocks Kid out these days when Kid talks shit.

Sup Kid?

Go somewhere with that nonsense man.

:lol:

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:52 am ]
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That sure was awesome, steve-ereeno! It was almost as clever as when you say the 'White Sux.' Not quite as good as that, but almost...

Author:  A7X [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:00 am ]
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spadaesq1 wrote:
Went to Sears yesterday looking for nuts and screws. No longer carry but have Kardashian clothing line, different nuts who screw.


Elmhurst Steve wrote:
carrying the Kar-TRASH-ian line of clothing


Harry Teinowitz just did a facepalm. :roll:

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:02 am ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Tall Midget [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:03 am ]
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Tall Midget continues to outfit himself in the stellar Sears-brand Toughskin jeans.

Author:  MattInTheCrown [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:39 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Tall Midget continues to outfit himself in the stellar Sears-brand Toughskin jeans.

Sears no longer has nuts, but it does carry Tall Midget nuts.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:41 am ]
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MattInTheCrown wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Tall Midget continues to outfit himself in the stellar Sears-brand Toughskin jeans.

Sears no longer has nuts, but it does carry Tall Midget nuts.


:lol: :lol:

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:46 am ]
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Kim Kardashian is an attractive floozy.

I am unconcerned about Sears no longer having nuts and screws because I have no need for these things.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:48 am ]
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You know what they call a lawer with no nuts?

Married.

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