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Author:  Makaveli [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:09 pm ]
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I'm sure all of us appreciate BF spending his own money to give us a vehicle to waste time during the day. I've had the chance to share a lot of my great opinions (Nearly all have been deleted) over the past 7 years because of his generosity. I've never had the opportunity to meet BF but everyone that has met him always talks about how great of a guy he is and how generous he is. For the first 4 years or so he came off that way on the board too. Since that time something has changed.

BF started to become extremely sensitive and an asshole around the time the housing market and economy crashed. Naturally I assumed the change came because he wasn't doing as well financially. Something like that is understandable. Since that time I've realized that he probably hasn't taken a hit at all and he's still doing great.

Recently I realized what his issue is. BF doesn't have a girlfriend. When I started posting here he was always talking about a girlfriend. Over the past few years I haven't heard anything about a girlfriend. If we help Big Fan find a girlfriend I believe he'll go back to being a great guy in person and on the board.

Author:  Northside_Dan [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:09 pm ]
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Or maybe a boyfriend?? Not that's there's anything wrong with that.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:09 pm ]
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This will certainly end well.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:13 pm ]
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See you in a week.

Author:  Makaveli [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:13 pm ]
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Northside_Dan wrote:
Or maybe a boyfriend?? Not that's there's anything wrong with that.


There's nothing wrong with that. I believe this woman needs to be a diehard sports fan too. She probably shouldn't have any kids either.

Author:  Makaveli [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:14 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
This will certainly end well.


Being helpful is always a great thing.

Author:  Makaveli [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:15 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote:
See you in a week.


BF didn't ban me when I was going out of my way to be an asshole. He secretly likes me.

Author:  312player [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:17 pm ]
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Makaveli wrote:
Northside_Dan wrote:
Or maybe a boyfriend?? Not that's there's anything wrong with that.


There's nothing wrong with that. I believe this woman needs to be a diehard sports fan too. She probably shouldn't have any kids either.




cubbiegirl seamus

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:17 pm ]
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George: What kind of hair?

Jerry: You know, long dark hair.

George: Flowing?

Jerry: Flowing?

George: Is it flowing? I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.

Jerry: 'Thick lustrous hair is very important to me,' is that what you said?

George: Yeah, that's right.

Jerry: Just clarifying.

George: Let me ask you this. If you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out?

Jerry: Do you want to be able to get it out or do you want to not be able to get it out?

George: I'd like to be able to get it out.

Jerry: I think you'll get it out.

George: What about the skin? I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek.

Jerry: She's got a fine cheek.

George: Is there a pinkish hue?

Jerry: A pinkish hue?

George: Yes, a rosy glow.

Jerry: There's a hue. She's got great eyebrows, women kill to have her eyebrows.

George: Who cares about eyebrows? Is she sweet? I like sweet. But not too
sweet, you could throw up from that.

Author:  Makaveli [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:19 pm ]
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312player wrote:
Makaveli wrote:
Northside_Dan wrote:
Or maybe a boyfriend?? Not that's there's anything wrong with that.


There's nothing wrong with that. I believe this woman needs to be a diehard sports fan too. She probably shouldn't have any kids either.




cubbiegirl seamus


Being sane is likely a requirement.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:20 pm ]
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Cynthia: First of all, what does he do?

Elaine: He was in real estate, um, now, he's not working right now-

Cynthia: He's not working?! How come he's not working?

Elaine: Well, um, he, he got fired.

Cynthia: Why did he get fired?

Elaine: Uh. Why? Oh, right. Um, well, he tried to poison his boss.

Cynthia: Excuse me?

Elaine: Such a long story, Cynthia, seriously, I mean he just had some problems at work.

Cynthia: Is he nuts?

Elaine: No, no, no, he's a really really funny guy.

Cynthia: What does he look like?

Elaine: Pardon?

Cynthia: What does he look like?

Elaine: Um, well, he's got a lot of character in his face. Um, he's short. Um, he's stocky.

Cynthia: Fat. Is that what you're saying, that he's fat?

Elaine: Powerful. He is so powerful, he can lift a hundred pounds right up over his head. And um, what else. What else. Oh, right. Um, well, he's kind of, just kind of losing his hair.

Cynthia: He's bald?

Elaine: No! No, no, no, he's not bald. He's balding.

Cynthia: So he will be bald.

Elaine: Yup.

Author:  denisdman [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:21 pm ]
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I will feed the troll.

I would suggest you take it up with BF in a private message before you air such thoughts publicly. That's some pretty rough speculation. I am an easy going person, but I would take offense if someone posted that about me. It one thing to say stuff in jest, but I think you got quite personal.

Author:  NSJ [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:24 pm ]
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denisdman wrote:
I will feed the troll.

I would suggest you take it up with BF in a private message before you air such thoughts publicly. That's some pretty rough speculation. I am an easy going person, but I would take offense if someone posted that about me. It one thing to say stuff in jest, but I think you got quite personal.


You know who Makaveli is, right?

Author:  denisdman [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:25 pm ]
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If I had to guess some iteration of MD. But no I do not.....

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:26 pm ]
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denisdman wrote:
If I had to guess some iteration of MD. But no I do not.....

No, there's no secret here. It's nas. Remember him? He was murdered and deleted, but he's back up in BF's ass with the resurrection.

Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:26 pm ]
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I think he's been upset since Theo got the big white bathtub.

Author:  Killer V [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:29 pm ]
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Wow. Those Seinfeld quotes just reinforce my dislike for that show.

Author:  denisdman [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:33 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
denisdman wrote:
If I had to guess some iteration of MD. But no I do not.....

No, there's no secret here. It's nas. Remember him? He was murdered and deleted, but he's back up in BF's ass with the resurrection.


Yes I do. He must have mental issues to post something like that. Too bad, I never had a problem with him.

Author:  Makaveli [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:57 pm ]
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denisdman wrote:
Darkside wrote:
denisdman wrote:
If I had to guess some iteration of MD. But no I do not.....

No, there's no secret here. It's nas. Remember him? He was murdered and deleted, but he's back up in BF's ass with the resurrection.


Yes I do. He must have mental issues to post something like that. Too bad, I never had a problem with him.


I'm just trying to be helpful. He's been uptight lately. Thanks for your concerns.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:02 pm ]
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See HOVA, here's the thing:

Big Fan is, by all means, a man of means. Dude has paper. So it's hard for me to fathom that he has any trouble getting women.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:03 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
See HOVA, here's the thing:

Big Fan is, by all means, a man of means. Dude has paper. So it's hard for me to fathom that he has any trouble getting women.

Well one thing we know is that if he's rich he sure ain't depressed.

Author:  Makaveli [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:04 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
See HOVA, here's the thing:

Big Fan is, by all means, a man of means. Dude has paper. So it's hard for me to fathom that he has any trouble getting women.


True. No trouble having sex isn't the same as no trouble finding a woman. I'm sure he can fuck all the young girls he wants but after a while that has to get boring and annoying with many of them being so needy.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:05 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
See HOVA, here's the thing:

Big Fan is, by all means, a man of means. Dude has paper. So it's hard for me to fathom that he has any trouble getting women.

Well one thing we know is that if he's rich he sure ain't depressed.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Makaveli [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:12 pm ]
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BTW I do realize I'm being an asshole with this thread even though I believe there may be some truth to it.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:17 pm ]
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Nas if you posted this in the White Sox section, you probably would have gotten a much faster response out of biggie.

Author:  Makaveli [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:23 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Nas if you posted this in the White Sox section, you probably would have gotten a much faster response out of biggie.


He'll find it and call me a bitch or something.

Author:  Killer V [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:23 pm ]
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Or the CSFMB facebook group.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:33 pm ]
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Killer V wrote:
Or the CSFMB facebook group.

That's secret dammit!!!

Author:  Home5licE [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:34 pm ]
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Killer V wrote:
Or the CSFMB facebook group.

This group doesn't exist anymore.

Author:  Makaveli [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:36 pm ]
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Home5licE wrote:
Killer V wrote:
Or the CSFMB facebook group.

This group doesn't exist anymore.


This is true.

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