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Author:  stoneroses86 [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:56 pm ]
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As I have previously mentioned my wife’s health concerns, I believe that it is appropriate to provide an update. Some time ago, it was discovered that she had some potentially cancerous activity going on. The area of her body is unimportant, except to say that it was in a bad area. Not like cancer of the fingernail.

There was an attempt to remove this vile and evil tissue. It failed. There was a second attempt to remove it. It failed again.

By this time, we were not going to take any chances, and she went to a nationally known oncology surgeon at Loyola in Maywood. This was the September, 2012 surgery that I have referenced.

There has been testing since the procedure. We believe that this surgery has worked, but we will be monitoring it for some time.

Mentally, I have returned to the point where I can again focus most of my attention upon the Glorious New York Yankees franchise. Should they fail, I hope that I can again call for the termination of Joe Girardi without any worry of bad karma. I am letting Brian Cashman off the hook since his father just died.

Let the record clearly reflect: I am against cancer, even for people I do not care for, like Dustin Pedroia. If that bald headed midget got cancer, my official position would be sadness.

Maybe if there was still a Hitler and he got cancer, I might feel sort of happy, but I would stifle it. Maybe if Hitler got hit by a Yoo-Hoo truck, you could feel happy, because what are the chances you will be hit by a Yoo-Hoo truck? I will take those odds any day of the week. I always look both ways when I cross a street. Anybody can get cancer, however, so you do not want to tempt fate. What if Hitler killed himself? Well, I would throw a party, because that is not going to happen to me.

It must be tough to live in Germany nowadays if your last name is Hitler. I bet most of those people changed their name.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:58 pm ]
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Best wishes to your wife and on a far less important level, the Yankees.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:58 pm ]
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Good to hear buddy. Awful disease.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:59 pm ]
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Great news Stones, all the best to your bride and family.

Author:  T-Bone [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:59 pm ]
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Glad to hear your wife has what appears to be a clean bill of health. Sincerely hope it stays that way.
I don't care for the Yankees but if winning a playoff game makes you happy then I hope that happens.
I was kinda rooting for Baltimore this year since it had been so long for them to do anything noteworthy.

Author:  Psycory [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:00 pm ]
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:lol: this was a glorious return
Glad to hear that your wife is doing better!

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:01 pm ]
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Thoughts are with your family.

Cancer is teh suck.

Author:  Makaveli [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:01 pm ]
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Great news! Wishing your wife the best!

Author:  spmack [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:02 pm ]
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stoneroses86 wrote:
she went to a nationally known oncology surgeon at Loyola in Maywood.



Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Ha!



All kidding aside, glad she's doing better and you'll be around to see the Sox beat your glorious Yanks.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:02 pm ]
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All the best to you and your wife.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:02 pm ]
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I have a hard time mustering up sympathy for a Yankee fan, but your wife deserves it because she's married to one. Seriously, best wishes for a speedy recovery to her sr86

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:04 pm ]
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You are a good guy SR. Glad to hear things are looking up.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:06 pm ]
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If it was cancer of the liver, I hope she could get a transplant, if needed, as quick as Mickey Mantle did.


Glad to hear she is doing better

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:24 pm ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
Also, I was hoping this thread had a more light-hearted topic so I could make a "Ugie's Wife" copycat thread in the Shoutouts section.

I think it was pretty light-hearted. Trust me, I never discuss Hitler when I am feeling down. That is a recipe for an emotional disaster that any home chef could easily prepare.

Author:  cpguy [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:38 pm ]
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Excellent news!

Author:  beni hanna [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:39 pm ]
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I'ts late September and CSFMB receives great news. Stoneroses86 mind is right as we approach the most important time of the sports year. Hope you and family continue to enjoy many fine falls with one another.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:39 pm ]
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I echo all the positive sentiments shared here Stones.

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:57 pm ]
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Let me share a little story if I may. When all of this was happening, the New York Football Giants lost to the Dallas Cowboys, and I could not help but be very irate. Let me be more honest - I actually threw my hands around wildly and swore loudly. Then my wife chastised me and I felt great shame.

I cannot help who I am, I am not a perfect human. Yes, it is true that my wife will banish me to a remote part of the home during certain sporting events. But I am not an animal. If you prick my finger, will it not bleed?

Last night, Phillip Hughes loaded the bases with a 3 - 1 lead. Before you know it, the great Boone Logan had completely blown the game. I politely excused myself, went to the basement, and kicked a chair several times while swearing at a mild volume. Previously, I would have kicked one of the upstairs chairs while loudly swearing. So I am pleased to report great progress in the continuing development of stoneroses86.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:10 pm ]
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Hope everything keeps swinging towards the positive, SR.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:11 pm ]
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How many chairs have you broken since the O's have closed on that lead, SR?

Author:  Chus [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:22 pm ]
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Glorious news, StoneRoses. I couldn't imagine how tough that would be, if I had to deal with that type of situation involving my wife or kids.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:23 pm ]
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The good dolphin streak of CSFMB prayer rememberance miracles continues. Take that atheists!

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:24 pm ]
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Hope and pray things continue to go well

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:26 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
Hope and pray things continue to go well

I always knew you were a believer. I take mental notes about stuff like that.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:30 pm ]
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Her's wishing continued good news to you and your family, SR (although it would appear that you're doing well for yourself, what with having both upstairs and downstairs kicking chairs.)

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:31 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
How many chairs have you broken since the O's have closed on that lead, SR?

None, only because I have become more careful with household items.

The last chair that I actually broke was in 2009, during the Twins series, after Alex Rodriguez made an out at a critical part of one of the games. It was a swivel chair with wheels, and I tossed it about five (5) feet. As fate would have it, it must have landed just right, and one of the wheels broke off. I successfully claimed that I had simply slumped down in it and it had broken. Luckily enough, it was a basement chair, and was not noticed for several months, so there was no causal connection established between playoff baseball and the damage. More problematic was the slight rip in the carpet, caused by the jagged edge of the broken leg. As to this, I successfully claimed no knowledge. Given that, there simply was no evidence against me.

Author:  MattInTheCrown [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:44 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Hope and pray things continue to go well

I always knew you were a believer. I take mental notes about stuff like that.

Me too.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:50 pm ]
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SR,
Best wishes to your wife and yourself. I'm sure she has had some rough times,but hopefully a lot of sunshine ahead!

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:53 pm ]
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MattInTheCrown wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Hope and pray things continue to go well

I always knew you were a believer. I take mental notes about stuff like that.

Me too.

:lol:

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:08 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Hope and pray things continue to go well

I always knew you were a believer. I take mental notes about stuff like that.


:salut:

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