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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE? |
I'm saving it for when I open for Harry |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:58 am ] |
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stoneroses86 wrote: How many glorious New York Yankees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It requires twenty-seven (27), one for each of their world's championships! Ha, ha, ha! |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE? |
What's the difference between a crack whore and a White Sox broadcast? A "Hawk Harrelson" will run you about 50 bucks with a hooker. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:42 am ] |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE? |
Not necessarily a joke, but I once convinced a girl that boat is an acronym. What, you ask? (To) bevy over aquatic terrain. Makes no sense, but she believed it. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE? |
redskingreg wrote: Not necessarily a joke, but I once convinced a girl that boat is an acronym. What, you ask? (To) bevy over aquatic terrain. Makes no sense, but she believed it.  She was smokin' hot, wasn't she?
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE? |
For her sake, I hope she is/was because she sounds dumber than a box of rocks. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE? |
good dolphin wrote: I'm saving it for when I open for Harry Which orifice are you going to open? |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE? |
knock knock... |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE? |
Krazy Ivan wrote: knock knock... My GF hates the "interrupting cow" knock-knock joke. Probably because I just do it at inappropriate times. She will be telling me about her day, and I'll just interject with a "MOO!" |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE? |
redskingreg wrote: Not necessarily a joke, but I once convinced a girl that boat is an acronym. What, you ask? (To) bevy over aquatic terrain. Makes no sense, but she believed it. It does have an acronym..."bust out another thousand" |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE? |
What's the DEAL with Quisp?!!! What the hell is that thing and why should I want to eat what's in the box?!!! 
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| Author: | Phil McCracken [ Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:34 pm ] |
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Krazy Ivan wrote: knock knock... Who's there? |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:44 pm ] |
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Phil McCracken wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: knock knock... Who's there? Orange |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Thu Oct 18, 2012 4:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE? |
doug - evergreen park wrote: redskingreg wrote: Not necessarily a joke, but I once convinced a girl that boat is an acronym. What, you ask? (To) bevy over aquatic terrain. Makes no sense, but she believed it. It does have an acronym..."bust out another thousand" Two best times for the owner of a boat? The day you buy it and the day you sell it. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE? |
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'" Arnold Schwarzenegger |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE? |
"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'" --Jake Johansen |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: EVER MADE UP A JOKE? |
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my....I could be eating a slow learner." --???? |
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