In a pretty terrible mood at work. Thankfully, stumbled upon this product from Amazon and the reviews have flat out made my morning.

http://www.amazon.com/Stuff-Deals-57l-H ... Descending

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Team Cutler.

I had hit rock bottom. I was passed up for a promotion at work, my wife was having an affair with my best friend, my children made fun of me, ABC had just canceled Better With You, and my banana slices were never the same size.

My insomnia was hitting me hard one night, so I started poking around on Amazon. I was about to order a Hutzler strawberry seed remover when I noticed the Hutzler Banana Slicer in the "customers who liked this also bought that" section.

Fast forward 2-3 business days and my Hutzler Banana Slicer arrives at my doorstep. I opened it up and started slicing banana after banana. Before you knew it, I had an entire bowl full of identical banana slices and a newfound lease on life.

The next day, the FBI raided my job and imprisoned everyone above me (including the guy who got the promotion I was up for), my son beat up my best friend and told him that he had to stop sleeping with my wife because "you will never be a cool guy like my dad," and Joanna Garcia Swisher got cast in Animal Practice!

Thank you, Hutzler. And thank you, Hutzler Banana Slicer.

I'd love to take the credit but it was off of the Amazon comments section.

"For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! "

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Team Cutler.

Hurry up, 5 p.m. Case of the Moondays, indeed. I can't wait to get home, watch Walking Dead DVR, make chili, and settle in for NLCS game 2.

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