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Author:  Darkside [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Where have you honked?
In a fit on Mini Ditka-esque inspiration, I pose the question...

"Where have you honked?"

I honked in the Subway next door to Durty Nellies on new years eve back in 2004. It was about 1am and there was only one poor woman working the counter that night. Back then you could still smoke in bars and it just got to me... well that and all the beer. Yeah so I fertilized the bathroom and then ate a 6 inch Sub Club.
Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Where have you honked?
Hmmmm....that sounds familiar. :shock:
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:49 pm ]
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
Hmmmm....that sounds familiar. :shock:

Yeah, I remember a close proximity honking on your behalf as well, although it were motivated by jagermeister, if memory serves.
Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:52 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Eaglo Jeff wrote:
Hmmmm....that sounds familiar. :shock:

Yeah, I remember a close proximity honking on your behalf as well, although it were motivated by jagermeister, if memory serves.

I believe so....and Kamikazees, I think.

Last public barfarama honking for me was at 2011 Darklord Day. I was getting all kinds of drinks from people under a tent. I kind of went all Jim Morrison that day and I was "yeah, I'll have some if this and some of that....."
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:53 pm ]
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
I was getting all kinds of drinks from people under a tent.

Those weren't drinks. /terry
Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:54 pm ]
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All sorts of places.
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:54 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote:
All sorts of places.

Best post ever.
Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:55 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Eaglo Jeff wrote:
I was getting all kinds of drinks from people under a tent.

Those weren't drinks. /terry

Well, I sure do hope that what they put on my burger was actually mayo then.
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:57 pm ]
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Eaglo Jeff wrote:
I was getting all kinds of drinks from people under a tent.

Those weren't drinks. /terry

Well, I sure do hope that what they put on my burger was actually mayo then.

Nope.

Miracle Whip.


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Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Where have you honked?
294 on Sunday night.

Some jag cut me off.
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:58 pm ]
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On the corner of Monroe and State.
Author:  Northside_Dan [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:58 pm ]
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My body has the awesome ability to wait until home field advantage (home/hotels) for all violent removals of bodily fluids
Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:01 pm ]
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Northside_Dan wrote:
My body has the awesome ability to wait until home field advantage (home/hotels) for all violent removals of bodily fluids

Violent removal of bodily fluids sounds like the way that David Carradine died
Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:16 pm ]
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Wait... we're talking about ejaculating, right?
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:18 pm ]
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I haven't thrown up since June 29th, 1980.
Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:40 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I haven't thrown up since June 29th, 1980.

Well, that may change if Ugeth's interpretation of honk is correct.
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Where have you honked?
in/on: a toilet, a sink, a bucket, a garbage can, a yellow cab, those ridiculously inadequately sized kidney shaped receptacles at the hospital, grass, concrete, asphalt pavement, the chain o' lakes, lake michigan :wink:, the fox river, in my truck, on my truck, on your truck.
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:43 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
in/on: a toilet, a sink, a bucket, a garbage can, a yellow cab, those ridiculously inadequately sized kidney shaped receptacles at the hospital, grass, concrete, asphalt pavement, the chain o' lakes, lake michigan :wink:, the fox river, in my truck, on my truck, on your truck.


If you could have made this rhyme it would have been like a demented Dr Suess story.
Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:43 pm ]
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I puked in a GTO once and then passed out on a shovel.
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:45 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
in/on: a toilet, a sink, a bucket, a garbage can, a yellow cab, those ridiculously inadequately sized kidney shaped receptacles at the hospital, grass, concrete, asphalt pavement, the chain o' lakes, lake michigan :wink:, the fox river, in my truck, on my truck, on your truck.


If you could have made this rhyme it would have been like a demented Dr Suess story.


true...and it could still be called green eggs and ham.
Author:  lipidquadcab [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:49 pm ]
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In your bathroom the morning after Lakemoorfest...

:lol: :? :( :oops:

Im never gonna be invited back...
Author:  Hawkeye Vince [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:07 pm ]
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Back in college, the big thing to drink with chicks was Purple Passion which was basically Everclear mixed with grape crush. Pounded a bunch of that crap and went to a guy's party (said guy was in my calculus class). I walked upstairs thinking I didn't feel well and sat on the toilet (on the seat not ready to take a 2) - I started to pass out and caught myself on his tub (it was a small bathroom) - I proceeded to honk all over the tub in technicolors. At that point, I sobered up, pulled the shower curtain, grabbed up my friends and left the party.

On Monday, I asked the guy how the party ended up. He said it was great except that some asshole puked in his shower and didn't have the decency to run the shower to wash it down....that he had to scrape dried disgusting puke out of the shower on Sunday. I had to tell him 'What a dick. Who would do that?'
Author:  spanky [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:12 pm ]
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Took several posts to figure out what the hell honking meant.
Never heard that term.


Some chicks bathtub in college, plus all over the student center.


I don't honk very often.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:16 pm ]
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in stride heading north on damen ave from division. if you gotta puke you gotta puke but once you figure out the logistics of not spraying yourself, just hork (not honk) and roll on. you'll feel much better.
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:40 pm ]
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As usual qbo, you've got it all wrong...


To puke, spew , or blow chunks
Garth : What if he honks in the car ?
Wayne : I'm giving you a "No Honk" guarantee.
buy honk mugs & shirts
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Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:45 pm ]
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Honk - verb ( VOMIT )
Definition: UK slang to vomit
He honked (up) all over the floor.
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