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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Can you do it? They should do a TV show about this. So, I've spent the last hour trying to figure this out. CAN'T DO IT! What do these 4 things have in common? river, tree, college, science Joke answers will be considered. |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Yahoo answers says Code: Everything is co-related wid each other...Trees-like d science of agriculture was known to man frm a long period...let's say b4 Neandrethal period...rivers-The apparatus to learn the science of trees...bcz trees need water to survive...college-Now-a-days science is taught in colleges..(well I guess so).... Makes sense to me |
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| Author: | Big Chicagoan [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 4:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
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| Author: | Phil McCracken [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Can you do it? They should do a TV show about this. So, I've spent the last hour trying to figure this out. CAN'T DO IT! What do these 4 things have in common? river, tree, college, science Joke answers will be considered. 42 |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
KDdidit wrote: Yahoo answers says Code: Everything is co-related wid each other...Trees-like d science of agriculture was known to man frm a long period...let's say b4 Neandrethal period...rivers-The apparatus to learn the science of trees...bcz trees need water to survive...college-Now-a-days science is taught in colleges..(well I guess so).... Makes sense to me Hard to summarize that on a 2" blank line. |
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| Author: | a retard [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
What class is it for? Are they all nouns? |
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| Author: | Phil McCracken [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
a retard wrote: What class is it for? Are they all nouns? They all have consonants and vowels arranged in some order. |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
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| Author: | Apologist [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
KDdidit wrote: Yahoo answers says Code: Everything is co-related wid each other...Trees-like d science of agriculture was known to man frm a long period...let's say b4 Neandrethal period...rivers-The apparatus to learn the science of trees...bcz trees need water to survive...college-Now-a-days science is taught in colleges..(well I guess so).... Makes sense to me 
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
It's language arts. Another example is - Cork, feather, leaf, apple I got that one. |
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| Author: | Apologist [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Why don't you give us the answer to that one so we have a basis of comparison? |
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| Author: | Big Chicagoan [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Apologist wrote: Why don't you give us the answer to that one so we have a basis of comparison? They all float. |
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| Author: | Apologist [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
I'm thinking it has something to do with branches |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
If I might be immodest for a moment, I'm typically really great at this sort of thing, but I'm befuddled ... I'm also raging pissed at something completely unrelated, so perhaps too many brain-cycles wasted on fuming at the moment. Also, what the hell is "Language Arts"? Is that fancy talk for English class? Seriously; sounds to me like the sort of nonsense that would allow some asswipe to raise Ebonics or hillbilly gibberish to a level of 'cultural treasure'. Back to the lesson at hand ... apologist makes a fine request ... give us an example or two, which might give us the mental inertia we need. |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Can you do it? They should do a TV show about this. So, I've spent the last hour trying to figure this out. CAN'T DO IT! What do these 4 things have in common? river, tree, college, science Joke answers will be considered. A Romney campaign speech. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Baby McNown wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Can you do it? They should do a TV show about this. So, I've spent the last hour trying to figure this out. CAN'T DO IT! What do these 4 things have in common? river, tree, college, science Joke answers will be considered. A Romney campaign speech. 
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Darkside wrote: Baby McNown wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Can you do it? They should do a TV show about this. So, I've spent the last hour trying to figure this out. CAN'T DO IT! What do these 4 things have in common? river, tree, college, science Joke answers will be considered. A Romney campaign speech. These are Pancakes. These trees are just the right height.... Lighten up Darko. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Don Tiny wrote: Also, what the hell is "Language Arts"? Is that fancy talk for English class? That's what they call English + literature, usually. What was the answer to "Cork, feather, leaf, apple"? Removable parts of a whole (bottle, bird, tree, tree)? EDIT: oh, they all float, duh |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Big Chicagoan wrote: Apologist wrote: Why don't you give us the answer to that one so we have a basis of comparison? They all float. Correct |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Apologist wrote: I'm thinking it has something to do with branches +1. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Curious Hair wrote: Don Tiny wrote: Also, what the hell is "Language Arts"? Is that fancy talk for English class? That's what they call English + literature, usually. What was the answer to "Cork, feather, leaf, apple"? Removable parts of a whole (bottle, bird, tree, tree)? If you say so, then that's the answer. Still dopey - not you, the name ... skip it. I kinda liked the whole "floats" thing .... don't they all float? ... very small rocks, churches ... A DUCK ... |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Big Chicagoan wrote: Apologist wrote: Why don't you give us the answer to that one so we have a basis of comparison? They all float. Down here we all float... hahahahahaha |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Telegram Sam wrote: Apologist wrote: I'm thinking it has something to do with branches +1. That was my thought too but I couldn't make it work. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Don Tiny wrote: Still dopey - not you, the name ... skip it. Back in District 23, we had English, reading, and spelling all under the umbrella of "language arts." I didn't really mind. The branch thing seems kind of superficial. I mean, there are "branches" of science, I guess, but "branches" of college? Not really. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
I think I'll tell him to write - 4 things that couldn't be figured out by the almighty power of the Internet. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Tell him it's places you've had sex. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
I could see someone arguing there are branches of college .... different disciplines (e.g., music, econ, language, biology, etc). And I suppose some colleges have other physical branches (e.g., UofI Chicago). |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Are 5th graders expected to be cognizant of satellite campuses of universities? I just remember doing fractions. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 5:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Curious Hair wrote: Are 5th graders expected to be cognizant of satellite campuses of universities? I just remember doing fractions. Spaulding seems to think they should be cognizant of my sexual habits. So, maybe. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: 5th Grade Homework aka DO DR. KEN'S KID'S HOMEWORK |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: sexual habits. Sexual Habits??? 
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