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Staph infection of the hair follicle. Contagious or not?
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Author:  donspiracy [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Staph infection of the hair follicle. Contagious or not?

Okay all you CSFMB doctors! I am calling for your medical expertise and use of the Google machine, I ask:

Is Staph infection of the hair follicle contagious or not??

I need all your smarmy comments and internet research to form an opinion. Do your worst!

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:33 pm ]
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Wow. How does that even happen?

Author:  Brick [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:37 pm ]
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Did he use a condom?

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:38 pm ]
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Don't you need hair (by cracky) to have hair (by cracky) follicles?

Author:  donspiracy [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:44 pm ]
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It's not me boyd. :lol: it is somebody in the in-laws family.

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:51 pm ]
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Did they get it from a toliet seat????????????

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:52 pm ]
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donspiracy wrote:
It's not me boyd. :lol: it is somebody in the in-laws family.


And he's come to you for medical advice?

And you, in turn, have come to the sports message board to solve his issues?

This will go well.

Author:  donspiracy [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:00 pm ]
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This person in question has been to the doctor. This individual tried to tell me that the doctor said it is not contagious.I am highly skeptical. I posted this to take an informal poll from internet cretins who have probably had one or two cases in the past.

I also want to announce I've made the non-practing converted Buddhist of Will County All-Star slow pitch softball team.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:02 pm ]
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This is from the Georgia Department of Health's website:
How does staph spread?
Touching skin-to-skin can spread staph from one person to another.
Staph can be picked up from surfaces that are often touched, like phones or
doorknobs. Sometimes shared personal items, like towels, soap, or sports
equipment can spread staph.
Pus from an abscess is especially contagious on skin or surfaces.
How can I avoid staph infections?
• Wash your hands regularly with soap and water or hand sanitizer.
• Use your own towels, soap, and other personal items; do not share
these.
• Clean shared athletic equipment before use.
If I get a staph infection, how can I keep it from spreading to
others?

• Keep a clean dry dressing over the infected area, especially if there is
pus.
• Pay extra attention to cleanliness and wash your hands frequently.
• Do not share linens, towels or other personal items with others.
• When possible, use hot water and a hot dryer for your laundry

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Author:  Spaulding [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:03 pm ]
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I'd say yeah. Aren't all staph infections contagious?

Author:  spmack [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:06 pm ]
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I remember when this chick I worked with was looking up symptoms of an STD on her work computer. And she didn't know how to get rid of the history, so every time she was logged into that computer, in the google search box it would always say "symptoms of blah blah blah"...she says she was helping a cousin.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:07 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
I remember when this chick I worked with was looking up symptoms of an STD on her work computer. And she didn't know how to get rid of the history, so every time she was logged into that computer, in the google search box it would always say "symptoms of blah blah blah"...she says she was helping a cousin.

She wasn't helping a cousin.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:10 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
I remember when this chick I worked with was looking up symptoms of an STD on her work computer. And she didn't know how to get rid of the history, so every time she was logged into that computer, in the google search box it would always say "symptoms of blah blah blah"...she says she was helping a cousin.

She wasn't helping a cousin.

Was she helping you?

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:11 pm ]
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My regular UPS driver has a syphilitic eyeball.

Not bragging. Just, you know.

Author:  spmack [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:16 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
I remember when this chick I worked with was looking up symptoms of an STD on her work computer. And she didn't know how to get rid of the history, so every time she was logged into that computer, in the google search box it would always say "symptoms of blah blah blah"...she says she was helping a cousin.

She wasn't helping a cousin.

Yeah that's what I figured...I wasn't really interested in her, she said she was a "voluptuous model" on the side.....she was a cute girl, but she was a biggun, and that was around the time I was trying to rid myself of them.

Author:  donspiracy [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:17 pm ]
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Walt Williams Neck wrote:
Did they get it from a toliet seat????????????

They said it is on arm/elbow area. I did not see it myself.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:20 pm ]
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Least appetizing thread ever.

Author:  spmack [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:23 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
I remember when this chick I worked with was looking up symptoms of an STD on her work computer. And she didn't know how to get rid of the history, so every time she was logged into that computer, in the google search box it would always say "symptoms of blah blah blah"...she says she was helping a cousin.

She wasn't helping a cousin.

Was she helping you?

Taking you off of my top 10 list.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:29 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
I remember when this chick I worked with was looking up symptoms of an STD on her work computer. And she didn't know how to get rid of the history, so every time she was logged into that computer, in the google search box it would always say "symptoms of blah blah blah"...she says she was helping a cousin.

She wasn't helping a cousin.

Was she helping you?

Taking you off of my top 10 list.

Which one?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:20 pm ]
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I once heard about someone who caught a staph infection because they rode the tractor while wearing their bathing suit.

Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:12 pm ]
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Where's Hank to tell us this thread is useless without pics?

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:14 am ]
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donspiracy wrote:
They said it is on arm/elbow area. I did not see it myself.


the old elbow shoved in the ass technique....i haven't seen that since college.

Author:  spmack [ Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:02 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
donspiracy wrote:
They said it is on arm/elbow area. I did not see it myself.


the old elbow shoved in the ass technique....i haven't seen that since college.

Damn, that's kinky. I'm mildly interested.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:04 pm ]
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Don't look at me.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:07 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote:
Where's Hank to tell us this thread is useless without pics?


:twisted:

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