OHHHHHHHHH

You better watch out
You better not whine
You better not post gifs
And I'm telling you why...

...Biggie Claus will ki-ick your ass

He's making a list
Frank's on it twice
He already said
We all must be niiiiiceee (motherfuckers)

Or Biggie Claus will kick your ass

He hates the Wu Tang lyrics
And all the Seinfeld quotes
He doesn't care if it's bad or good
Cause he's not reading it anyway

So, you better watch out
You better not whine
You better not post gifs
And I'll tell you why

Biggie Claus will ki-ick your ass

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Booo! You suck!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Out-fucking-standing!!!

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

That sucked; the 'B' section didn't even rhyme, asshole.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

The 12 days of Boardmas

On the first day of Boardmas, Keeping Score gave to me:
One homo-e-ro-tic post

On the second day of Boardmas, Don Tiny gave to me:
2 hilarious pictures
And One homo-e-ro-tic post

On the third day of Boardmas, Terry's Peeps gave to me:
3 Bernstein de-f-enses
2 hilarious pictures
And One homo-e-ro-tic post

On the fourth day of Boardmas, Frank gave to me:
4 Cubs Posts
3 Bernstein de-f-enses
2 hilarious pictures
And One homo-e-ro-tic post

On the fifth day of Boardmas, Panther gave to me:
5 ALL CAPS THREADS!
4 Cubs Posts
3 Bernstein de-f-enses
2 hilarious pictures
And One homo-e-ro-tic post

On the sixth day of Boardmas, Big Fan gave to me:
6 banishments
5 ALL CAPS THREADS!
4 Cubs Posts
3 Bernstein de-f-enses
2 hilarious pictures
And One homo-e-ro-tic post

On the seventh day of Boardmas, Douchbag gave to me:
7 funny gifs
6 banishments
5 ALL CAPS THREADS!
4 Cubs Posts
3 Bernstein de-f-enses
2 hilarious pictures
And One homo-e-ro-tic post

On the eighth day of Boardmas, Ugie gave to me:
8 posts written by Spanky
7 funny gifs
6 banishments
5 ALL CAPS THREADS!
4 Cubs Posts
3 Bernstein de-f-enses
2 hilarious pictures
And One homo-e-ro-tic post

On the ninth day of Boardmas, Drop In gave to me:
9 Wrestling threads
8 posts written by Spanky
7 funny gifs
6 banishments
5 ALL CAPS THREADS!
4 Cubs Posts
3 Bernstein de-f-enses
2 hilarious pictures
And One homo-e-ro-tic post

On the tenth day of Boardmas, IMU gave to me:
10 hot hatch posts
9 Wrestling threads
8 posts written by Spanky
7 funny gifs
6 banishments
5 ALL CAPS THREADS!
4 Cubs Posts
3 Bernstein de-f-enses
2 hilarious pictures
And One homo-e-ro-tic post

On the eleventh day of Boardmas, SHARK gave to me:
11 broadcast lineups
10 hot hatch posts
9 Wrestling threads
8 posts written by Spanky
7 funny gifs
6 banishments
5 ALL CAPS THREADS!
4 Cubs Posts
3 Bernstein de-f-enses
2 hilarious pictures
And One homo-e-ro-tic post

On the twelfth day of Boardmas, the whole board gave to me:
12 racist accusations
11 broadcast lineups
10 hot hatch posts
9 Wrestling threads
8 posts written by Spanky
7 funny gifs
6 banishments
5 ALL CAPS THREADS!
4 Cubs Posts
3 Bernstein de-f-enses
2 hilarious pictures
And One homo-e-ro-tic post

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Boyd really needs to find himself a job.

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Yep

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I SAW LOHO DISSING BIGGIE CLAUS

I saw LoHo dissing Biggie Claus
At the fancy fundraiser last night
I swear I saw that creep
Turn his chair without a peep
He thought Biggie was fucked up
And nearly decked him into a heap

Then I saw LoHo tackle Biggie Claus
Underneath the table they did fight
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Lance had only seen
LoHo dissing Biggie Claus last night

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You know me like that.

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Ah, day drinking.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I'll give him a job.




Wait...

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

You white people need to learn how to make the words fit the tunes ....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I had one all set, but I'm sure it would be construed as offensive, I'm moving on to this one:

The Christmas Song

Some nuts roasting on an open fire,
Darko is nipping at the bottle,
Yuletide carols being sung in a bar,
And folks dressed up like it's cold.

CGS knows everybody, she'll tell you so
Calls you a terrorist to make the season bright.
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow,
Oh those are just baby bombs in the snow.

They know that Ivan's on his way;
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh.
But he's got something else that just popped up,
So you won't be seeing him tonight.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To drunks from twenty-one to ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas, and fuck you (ajent)

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You're cracked. Mine's perfect and I think an instant holiday classic.

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You know me like that.

You better not joke, you better not whine,
You better not argue cuz' I'm telling you why,
Boilermaker Rick's on the prowl.

He knows when you've been misleading,
He points out your mistakes,
Even if your thoughts are bad or good
He'll throw them back in your face!

OH!!!!

You better not joke, you better not whine,
You better not argue cuz' I'm telling you why,
Boilermaker Rick's on the prowl.

Jay Cutler is the devil
Rick swears that much is true
He has no basis for that thought
Other than Cutler's not from Purdue

OH!!!

You better not joke, you better not whine,
You better not argue cuz' I'm telling you why,
Boilermaker Rick's on the prowl.

DING!
DONG!
DING!
DONG!

Christmas is here,
The board's acting queer,
Don Tiny's underwear,
Keeping Score's rear,

MARTY HATES GUNS,
CAIRO LOVES PUNS,
FAVREFAN HAS RIGHTS,
KEEPING SCORE'S TIGHTS.

The C-S-F-M-B all hate each other which means Christmas is here!

Careful what you post or you'll get pruned!
Careful what you post or you'll get pruned!

Frank likes to sing,
Speeps likes the ring,
Biggie is our king,
Um... R-F-D-C?

DARKSIDE LIKES FIGHTS,
IMU BOUGHT BRAKELIGHTS,
HORNY? SPAULDING MIGHT,
SPMACK HATES WHITES.

The C-S-F-M-B all hate each other which means Christmas is here!

Careful what you post or you'll get pruned!
Careful what you post or you'll get pruned!

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Yet another TS winner.

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This is my signature...

@ Sam

Sam, I can actually hear Julie Andrews singing your lines. And I have yet to begin drinking.

Awesome.

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk thread
bryan said to me
won't fight another one
and then we sang a song
Frank's rare old shitty tunes
I turned my face away
and dreamt about poon

this song is currently under construction

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Fuckin' awesome!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

The whole thing was brilliant, but this line alone is among the funniest things anyone has posted all year.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

yeah i had to go look up stiv bators, that's proper =D

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