Chris_in_joliet wrote:
I invite people over to my house to play cards and lace my wife's cheescake brownies with rat poisoning.
Have you found the crap I took in your basement yet?
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:05 pm ] |
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Ike's psychotic rant about stereos got me thinking about pranks. Pulled a couple in my day. Put pipe dope under a coworkers truck doorhandle. Swapped out vinegar for water in a friends refillable water bottle. That one was a gas. What have you done? |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pranks, mean and otherwise |
From Maxim... - Put a can of shaving cream in the freezer over night. Peel the aluminum off the next day and you will have a ball of frozen cream. Put it in someone's locker or desk drawer and when it warms up it will expand everywhere. - After someone goes home from work, take their coffee cup home with you. Find a homeless guy and take a picture of him drinking from the coffee cup. Get in before the person the next day and put the cup back on their desk. Wait a day and then put the picture on their /desk next to the cup. - Put hotsauce on a chair if the person sits for an extended period of time. Their ass will burn after a short time and there will be nothing they can do to get rid of the burning pain. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pranks, mean and otherwise |
yeah that shaving cream thing doesn't work. Myth Busted! |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:12 pm ] |
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I posted on a message board under the names Panther Pisla, Q. Bovifs, GoldenDomer & Boilermaker Rick. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:14 pm ] |
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Back in my high school days, I worked for a village public works department. To get back at a guy for falling asleep during his shift and making us work longer, we put dog shit under the door handle of his vette. When he realized what he just grabbed, he puked all over the place. Then when he walked back into the building, he puked again. It was fucking classic. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:14 pm ] |
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Colonel Angus wrote: I posted on a message board under the names Panther Pisla, Q. Bovifs, GoldenDomer & Boilermaker Rick. panther piasa is my bitch. give him back |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:14 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: yeah that shaving cream thing doesn't work. Myth Busted! Guess thats why no one reads Maxim anymore. |
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| Author: | Chris_in_joliet [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pranks, mean and otherwise |
I invite people over to my house to play cards and lace my wife's cheescake brownies with rat poisoning. |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:16 pm ] |
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Go to a 5 gallon water cooler. Use a thumbtack to puncture the top of the container while no one is looking. It will slowly start pissing the entire contents of the cooler onto the floor until the container is empty. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:16 pm ] |
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Chris_in_joliet wrote: I invite people over to my house to play cards and lace my wife's cheescake brownies with rat poisoning. When people do that to me I take a shit in their sinks. Works every time. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:17 pm ] |
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Chris_in_joliet wrote: I invite people over to my house to play cards and lace my wife's cheescake brownies with rat poisoning. Have you found the crap I took in your basement yet?
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:19 pm ] |
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Chris_in_joliet wrote: I invite people over to my house to play cards and lace my wife's cheescake brownies with rat poisoning. lolololol 
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| Author: | newper [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:08 am ] |
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Probably my best was at Western Illinois. There were about eight guys in one of the dorm rooms about two down from mine and they were drinking and smoking both legal and illegal substances... they had somehow came across some bottle rockets and were launching them out the window. This is about 4:30 in the afternoon on a weekend and they've been in there for a good hour at least. One of my friends from that floor was in my room and we decided to have a little fun... I called their room and pretended to be Sargent Peterson from the campus police, in what was probably not a very well disguised voice. Went down like this: Them: Hello? Me: Hello, this is Sgt. Peterson from the Campus Police. Them: <muffled "shut up!"> Me: We got a phone call from (dorm across the road) that someone was tossing some explosive devices out the window. Them: What? We're not doing anything. Me: OK, well we're going to send someone over to complete the report. We'll need someone to make a statement. Them: OK sir, but there's nothing going on. Me: OK, we'll see you soon. Bye. Then I open the door, and you can hear hushed yelling and suck from the towel-covered gap at the bottom of the door. About five seconds later, the door bursts open and people come running out of the door. I walk out with my friend and we're like "What's going on?" The one guy hands me all of his paraphernalia followed by all of his booze and says, "Hold this for me." Then they are blowing fans to get smoke out of there, and I said "seriously, what's going on?" "The cops are coming!" So then I took their stuff, went back to my room, locked the door, and enjoyed our newly found treasure. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:33 am ] |
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote: Go to a 5 gallon water cooler. Use a thumbtack to puncture the top of the container while no one is looking. It will slowly start pissing the entire contents of the cooler onto the floor until the container is empty. get a big switchblade, go to your coworkers car. slash all 4 tires. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:51 am ] |
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Upper decking Shitting a bowl, putting in someones microwave and cooking it for 5 minutes. Saran wrapping the toilet bowl. That one is great for people coming home drunk. In college we had a friend who got super dumb drunk one night so we decided to do the Dixie Cup thing.....that is to get some Dixie Cups (duh) fill them with water and cover the floor of his room with them. Putting opium in someones weed. Use a hole punch to get a shit ton of those paper circles, put the circles in your pals car air vents, turn fans on high....when he goes to start car sit back and watch hilarity! |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:58 am ] |
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote: Go to a 5 gallon water cooler. Use a thumbtack to puncture the top of the container while no one is looking. It will slowly start pissing the entire contents of the cooler onto the floor until the container is empty. Gee Eddie, I wonder if Wally will get blamed for that one.
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:05 am ] |
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SomeGuy wrote: Putting opium in someones weed. this is a thread for pranks, not favors |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:05 am ] |
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I like the old "cut their brake line" always hilarious |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:14 am ] |
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The Ipass thread reminded me of one. Back in probably 2002 or 2003, my one buddy had this old shitbox Chevy Nova. It was terrible. I couldn't go much faster than about 45mph, the exhaust ended up coming back into the car, you could start it with any number of items-- paper clip, rock, dime-- and it had racing stripes. It was perfect for us idiots. Anyway, the registration was up on it and the guy was leaving for the coast guard so he was just going to get rid of it. So we painted it like a bumblebee, took it on 294 in the middle of rush hour, and went thru the cash lanes with pennies and thru each penny one by one into the basket. Now that I drive everyday to work, it was really an incredibly shitty thing to do, but we were young (and probably stoned) and didn't care because we found it hilarious. |
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| Author: | Bucky Chris [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:17 am ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: I like the old "cut their brake line" always hilarious 
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:13 am ] |
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Bagels wrote: Urlacher's missing neck wrote: Go to a 5 gallon water cooler. Use a thumbtack to puncture the top of the container while no one is looking. It will slowly start pissing the entire contents of the cooler onto the floor until the container is empty. get a big switchblade, go to your coworkers car. slash all 4 tires. 
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:57 am ] |
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break into a person's each night for a month and stare at them while they sleep but never tell them |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:02 am ] |
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^ NSJesque |
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| Author: | Swingandalongonetoright [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pranks, mean and otherwise |
A girl I know was mad at her sister about something and boiled her toothbrush so that the bristles would fall off in her mouth. The essence of that is picturing her filling a pot with water, waiting for it to boil, and then waiting until the next morning to see the fruits of her labor. Hilarious conniving bitch. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:29 am ] |
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wouldn't the bristles just stick to the melting plastic? |
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| Author: | Swingandalongonetoright [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:09 pm ] |
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The way she said it, the integrity of the glue holding the bristles was compromised. |
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| Author: | Elmhurst Steve [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:47 pm ] |
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In college, a lot of us on the Baseball team lived on one floor in a dorm and then there were others mixed in with us. We got a bit rowdy at times and there was one guy who decided to rat us out to the R.A. (who then would tell us he ratted us out and did nothing about it) when we were doing something he objected to (keg parties, too loud, etc...) so we decided to teach him a lesson and get rid of him. While he was gone to class we took a large container of baby powder and used a blow dryer (attached to an extension cord) to blow the powder into the room under his door (when the door was opened, it looked like it had snowed in there). We took one of the phones on his party line (4 rooms shared 1 line) and called another player and then left both phones off the hook, so the line was unusable and then pennied him into his room. It took like 4-5 hours before someone on the floor below told his R.A. he heard a lot of yelling in the room above, before he was let out and we were all standing there when someone finally got him out. We enrolled him in every book, CD and magazine club we could find and made sure to order the lamest possible initial selections possible. Finally, we put plaster in his key hole, so he couldn't get his key into his lock to gain entry into his room after it had dried. He moved to another floor after that last one and the rat was gone....We played pranks on each other all the time too, from peanut butter in someones baseball glove, chewing gum in a batting helmet or ice water thrown on someone in the shower after a game/practice. Oh, one other one we used on the rat and I loved this one....we put a gas lock on his car. You know how some guys get a gas lock, so nobody can siphon gas out of their car. Well, we put one on his car so he couldn,t put gas into his car. He had to get a locksmith to get the thing off... |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:48 pm ] |
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I wouldn't be proud of those stories. |
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| Author: | stoneroses86 [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:51 pm ] |
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A friend of mine once killed a hobo in Providence, Rhode Island. After he died, we all yelled "no, we do not have any spare change!" We all laughed for hours. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:41 pm ] |
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stoneroses86 wrote: A friend of mine once killed a hobo in Providence, Rhode Island. After he died, we all yelled "no, we do not have any spare change!" We all laughed for hours. You are the Ray Lewis of this board....and Rhode Island |
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