I propose that all officers and/or sharleholders of any corporations that employ a registered lobbyist should be drug-tested immediately. We cannot allow potential druggies to have the slightest influence over the legislative branch.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Shut up druggie


I'm sorry I'm drunk right now.

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Are you apologizing for being drunk, or do you regret getting drunk?

YES

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The whole idea of drug testing is so stupid. Beyond the whole invasion of privacy thing. Urine tests are so easy to beat.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

If you need your drugs tested, bring them to me. I'll give them a try.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Not if they are supervised and done randomly.

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Go Cubs!!!!

So should it be ok to randomly search homes if supervised? No? Then why our bodies?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

pre-employment type screens are easy to beat

court ordered tests....not so much

BAC detectors should be required on all vehicles, since it's about "safety."

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

The biggest problem I have with urine tests is that the nurses hands are always cold.

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Correct. I should have been more specific.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Incorrect

I was wondering about drug testing for both employers and DUI in those couple states. Is there a known agreed about level of THC that can be in your blood to say yep under influence at a certain moment? From what I understand pot stays in fat cells and whatever for a long time and piss test doesn't see it but blood does. How would they know if you smoked three days ago or at work/when you drove?

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Elections have consequences.

Tell Focker to scrub up w/warm water.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

They certainly have their hands full.

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http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/01/25/throwback-mcneil-boers-photos/

My gift to you, Gloop

HAHAHAHAHA What a douchebag!

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How bout a thank you?

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Kudos to Mac for losing 100lbs since then

I remember the Zubaz era of the Score

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Thank you, Panthro.

I thought it was Tommy Boy for a second......Tommy like wingy...

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Go Cubs!!!!

Steve, Captain Moron here. You have to listen to this song and tell me how it makes you feel. It's a celebration of everything that's wrong with america; even worse is that the guys who made it made way more money for making this kind of filth than a good decent hard working god fearing america for Americans Man like yourself will ever make. I'm begging you, I know you read my posts and only chime in when there's an easy pot-shot (emessiah@smoke.dope.org -- email your thoughts if you want) to take. I beg of you sir, lease tell me how this song makes you feel. I have to know. My life is incomplete knowing that both You and this song exist without ever crossing each other's path; I have to hear your reaction to it. Please, if not for me do it for the future scholars and archaeologists/anthropologists who have ~1yr to look back on the historical logs of this board b4 they're pruned: WE HAVE TO KNOW WHAT THE BRAND THINKS ABOUT FIRST OF THE MONTH!!!

sincerely,

a moron

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