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Author:  Swingandalongonetoright [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:43 am ]
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Did not know this was possible. Evidently it is.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/11/world/eur ... ?hpt=hp_t1

Quote:
Rome (CNN) -- Pope Benedict XVI will resign on February 28, his spokesman Father Federico Lombardi told CNN Monday.
The 85-year-old pope is resigning "because of advanced age," Benedict told the cardinals of the Catholic Church on Monday.
"Strength of mind and body are necessary, strength which in the last few months has deteriorated in me to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me," the pope told the cardinals, according to the Vatican.
The last pope to resign was Gregory XII in 1415. He did so to end a civil war within the church in which more than one man claimed to be pope.
Benedict, the 265th pope, is the sixth German to serve as pope and the first since the 11th century. He became pope in 2005.
He has led church after the third-longest papacy in church history and during a time in which the church is declining in his native Europe but expanding in Africa and Latin America.
Benedict's time as pope has been marked with a series of scandals and controversies, including hundreds of new allegations of sexual abuse by priests.

Author:  Bagels [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:59 am ]
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Quote:
Strength of mind and body are necessary


yeah, it takes a lot of strength to hold up that gold cross

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:01 am ]
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Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:01 am ]
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Even though I don't agree with the some of the policies of the Church, I can't imagine the challenge it is to be the Pope. When Pope John Paul II's health begin to deteriorate, I was surprised how long he lasted, but you could see it was a constant toll on him. Sometimes great people need to make tough decisions. Good luck to him.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:03 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
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Is your quote Douchebag's quote on music, or do we have an actual poster named Douchebag on Music? And Johnny Dangerously is one of the greatest movies of all time.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:34 am ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
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Is your quote Douchebag's quote on music, or do we have an actual poster named Douchebag on Music? And Johnny Dangerously is one of the greatest movies of all time.

Its Douchebag's quote, but I think he was talking about hair bands.

I took liberties with the subject of my signature


"You shouldnt take liberties with the subject of your signature, Johnny. My brother took liberties with the subject of a signature once.....ONCE"

Author:  Brick [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:39 am ]
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I wonder if he didn't get along with his boss? This was his dream job and to just give up on it like that indicates that his boss was a jerk and made the working situation unlivable.

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:43 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Its Douchebag's quote, but I think he was talking about hair bands.

Not even close.


And to post on the actual subject, is the pope going back to being a nazi now?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:44 am ]
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JERRY: Oh good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.

FATHER: And this offends you as a Jewish person.

JERRY: No, it offends me as a comedian. And it'll interest you that he's also telling Catholic jokes.

FATHER: Well.

JERRY: And they're old jokes. I mean, the Pope and Raquel Welch in a lifeboat.

FATHER: I haven't heard that one.

JERRY: Oh, I'm sure you have. They're out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, and she says, "Those aren't buoys."

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:02 am ]
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Quote:
The last pope to resign was Gregory XII in 1415.
With credit to The Gridiron Assassin, suddenly 1908 doesn't seem all that bad.

Author:  bigfan [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:29 am ]
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Did he give his 2 weeks?

Author:  a retard [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:57 am ]
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A bit more than 2 weeks -- Feb 28. He probably wants to skip the rigors of Holy Week and Easter.

Morning line, of the three favorites for succession two are African and the third is Canadian.

http://www.paddypower.com/bet/novelty-b ... pe-betting

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:48 am ]
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Sometimes great people need to make tough decisions.

This is a thread about the Pope, though.

Author:  Swingandalongonetoright [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:49 am ]
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a retard wrote:
Morning line, of the three favorites for succession two are African and the third is Canadian.



Rooney Rule

Author:  newper [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:13 am ]
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Author:  RFDC [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:15 am ]
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I keep waiting for a parody thread to appear from this one, something based on T-Bone's recent troubles.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:05 pm ]
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Figures, wife just gave me a Pope Benedict jersey for Xmas.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:09 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
Figures, wife just gave me a Pope Benedict jersey for Xmas.

:lol:


"Pope Benedict sounds like the 3rd wide reciever for Florida State"
-Bill Simmons years ago

Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:11 pm ]
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He pulled a Scott Skiles! "I can't work with these assholes!"

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:15 pm ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
"I can't work with these assholes!"
Isn't that what got the church in trouble to begin with?

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:17 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
Did he give his 2 weeks?


Just using up sick days I bet. He already booked his vacation to the islands. Just waiting for the Hawaiian-print mitre and vestments to come back from the tailor.

Author:  bigfan [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:29 pm ]
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No way someone could have thought this was going to happen to a 77 year old...

I am going to look for some 70+ guys to manage my new venture.

Author:  Seacrest [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:32 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
"I can't work with these assholes!"
Isn't that what got the church in trouble to begin with?



If your parents read this board Francis...

Author:  Furious Styles [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:38 pm ]
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Swingandalongonetoright wrote:
a retard wrote:
Morning line, of the three favorites for succession two are African and the third is Canadian.



Rooney Rule


:lol:

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:43 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
"I can't work with these assholes!"
Isn't that what got the church in trouble to begin with?

:lol:

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:20 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
"I can't work with these assholes!"
Isn't that what got the church in trouble to begin with?
If your parents read this board Francis...
They too would think you're a douche.



Quote:
The shocking news that Pope Benedict XVI is retiring has raised the issue as to which member of the prestigious College of Cardinals will become the next leader of the Roman Catholic Church. However, given his most recent Super Bowl victory and constant references to his personal relationship with God, the Baltimore Ravens’ Ray Lewis has thrown his hat in the ring to succeed the outgoing Holy Father.

“This job was meant for me! Praise be to God!” said an elated Lewis. “I’m not even Catholic … Hallowed be thy name! But I’m sure that the Cardinals will overlook any sketchy situations I’ve been in over the course of my life. Hallelujah! God is good! God. God. Jesus. God. God!”

When asked of his qualifications, Lewis felt he was fully capable of taking on the job. “Well, I’ve been wearing a lot of purple. And I always have some form of crucifix around my neck. Plus, I’m not opposed to praying in public. And of course, God wants me to do this. Thank you Father! God. God. Jesus. God. Father. God!”
http://www.theheckler.com/2013/02/11/ra ... placement/

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:26 pm ]
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It would be interesting if Pope Ray Lewis I's first decree is that all priests start Sunday service by dancing into the church, flexing, and screaming.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:31 pm ]
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Benedict is the Joe Paterno of the religious world

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:32 pm ]
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How? Most of that stuff happened at least 20 years before he was around.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:33 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
How? Most of that stuff happened at least 20 years before he was around.


He's been around since Vatican II in the '60s.

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