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Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Yarmulkeicism with Keeping Score and Seacrest

JESUS CHRIST

Author:  badrogue17 [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:10 pm ]
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Their views on gay marriage are very enlightening.

Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:12 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
Drinking the wine out of a chalice that has had 500 lips on it is disgusting. Use the little plastic shot glasses like some religions do.


I can't receive a host.

Are you trying to deny me communion?

Who do you think you are? The Pope?

Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:13 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
Their views on gay marriage are very enlightening.


Which views are you referring to exactly?

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:15 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
Drinking the wine out of a chalice that has had 500 lips on it is disgusting. Use the little plastic shot glasses like some religions do.


it's not wine
it's the blood of Christ....

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:18 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote:
I can't receive a host.


Because of the gluten or something more sinister?

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:19 pm ]
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There should be women priests
Priests should be able to marry
The mass needs a 'mass'ive overhaul
They should reassess their stance on birth control and homosexual marriage


That would be a good start

oh and dont pass around a "second collection" at mass. Its pathetic. If you have a special cause give the FIRST collection to that.

Actually fuck that. Get rid of the collections. Just have a donation basket. No need to shake people down

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:26 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
And just the whole mass thing itself is questionable. It's really so hypocritical. All week long, so many people break all kinds of commandments and what not, and then because they go to an hour long service - all is forgiven?

Eh....thats fine.

Many people go to mass daily


I see no issue with a periodic meeting time

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:26 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Keeping Score wrote:
Drinking the wine out of a chalice that has had 500 lips on it is disgusting. Use the little plastic shot glasses like some religions do.


it's not wine
it's the blood of Christ....


The blood of Christ could also be poured into the little shot glasses.


Disposal. The cups would then need to be specially disposed of. The chalice is cleaned with any excess water collected and poured in special sinks that put that water back into the ground so it does not mingle with the public systems.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:30 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Keeping Score wrote:
And just the whole mass thing itself is questionable. It's really so hypocritical. All week long, so many people break all kinds of commandments and what not, and then because they go to an hour long service - all is forgiven?

Eh....thats fine.

Many people go to mass daily


I see no issue with a periodic meeting time


I guess I kind of meant that it would be nice if more church going people practiced what they preached for the rest of the week as well.

Nobody is perfect.

We can always strive to be better no matter what you believe in

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:31 pm ]
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All is not forgiven by going to mass. You need to go to confession for that and ask for forgiveness.

I believe you technically are not supposed to receive communion unless you are free from sin at that time. Not sure on that one. Don't practice it or I'd never take communion.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:33 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
Am I really going to hell if I eat meat on Friday's during Lent?


That's not why.

Author:  Jugg [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:35 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
Am I really going to hell if I eat meat on Friday's during Lent?


Depends on what type of meat. #Truth

Author:  Jugg [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:38 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
And what happens with all the collections? All they ever seem to do is build a bigger, brighter church.


Spent on lawsuits and opposing gay marriage. #Truth

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:38 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
And what happens with all the collections? All they ever seem to do is build a bigger, brighter church.

Asked and Answered

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:39 pm ]
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Tithing ....

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:40 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
Am I really going to hell if I eat meat on Friday's during Lent?


To truly answer your question, Vatican II freed up the rules on that so if you'd rather do some other sacrifice for the greater good, you wouldn't have to give up meat on Fridays. Before that, I believe it was a mortal sin and you would likely go to hell if you had not gotten forgiveness. It depends on your overall CV and you're putting that call in God's hands.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:41 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
Drinking the wine out of a chalice that has had 500 lips on it is disgusting.
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Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:48 pm ]
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Brief musings ...

- The mass isn't meant to entertain you .... it's called sit down, shut up, and learn. A great deal of the liturgy has it's roots dating back to pre-Christ traditions and concepts.

- You're exceedingly unlikely to contract disease by sharing the Common Cup at the Eucharist ... learn about the effects of high alcohol content wine and metals used in cups, esp gold.

- They're called Jesus Jiggers because they should be derided as being counterintuitive to the whole point of the Eucharist, which is the entirety of the Church - those here, those gone, those yet to be - communing together.

- The purpose of faith is the abject lack of proof. If you're waiting for something to prove your faith, you need a dictionary, and some quiet time to digest the two ideas. The Venn Diagram of faith and proof are two completely unconnected circles.

- The 'special sink' is called a Piscina (yes, it sort of sounds like a naughty word); however, I believe just as often if not moreso the Celebrant and any other folks taking part in the service will instead add water to the wine if there's a ton of excess and practice Consumption rather than dumping it out into said 'special sink'

Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:49 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
There should be women priests
Priests should be able to marry
The mass needs a 'mass'ive overhaul
They should reassess their stance on birth control and homosexual marriage


That would be a good start

oh and dont pass around a "second collection" at mass. Its pathetic. If you have a special cause give the FIRST collection to that.

Actually fuck that. Get rid of the collections. Just have a donation basket. No need to shake people down


There are anumber of rites in the Catholic Church.
ByzantineRite
Eastern Rite
Maronite
Malabaar

to name a few. Many of these rites have maried Catholic priests. St. Mary's in Plainfield has a married priest, Fr David Medow. Phenomenal guy with a truly wonderful wife and beautiful family.

The women priest issue is a natural consequence of what Christ did while he was here.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:50 pm ]
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I'm likely the worst Catholic on the board. I will answer your questions.

Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:50 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
I can't receive a host.


Because of the gluten or something more sinister?


The gluten thing

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:51 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote:
what Christ did while he was here.
Slept with Mary Magdalene?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:51 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
- The 'special sink' is called a Piscina (yes, it sort of sounds like a naughty word); however, I believe just as often if not moreso the Celebrant and any other folks taking part in the service will instead add water to the wine if there's a ton of excess and practice Consumption rather than dumping it out into said 'special sink'


Yes. They do both. It depends on the Priest. There is a washing of the fingers after touching the host that is collected as well that is typically disposed of.

Most priests I knew had a little extra wine prepared and set aside for their consumption at the end of communion - I always assumed to get that extra blessing.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:52 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Brief musings ...

- The mass isn't meant to entertain you .... it's called sit down, shut up, and learn. A great deal of the liturgy has it's roots dating back to pre-Christ traditions and concepts.

Dont like it


Its actually called stand up, now sit down, stand again, sit down, now on your knees, now up to the front of the church and then right back on your knees.

Its marketed for lack of a better term of a celebration of christ. If I want to be taught about Christ, Ill read about Christ.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:53 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
I can't receive a host.


Because of the gluten or something more sinister?


The gluten thing


Isn't there somewhere that provides a gluten-free host? I would think with entire stores for that now that you could find a service that takes that into consideration.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:54 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
I can't receive a host.


Because of the gluten or something more sinister?


The gluten thing


Isn't there somewhere that provides a gluten-free host? I would think with entire stores for that now that you could find a service that takes that into consideration.

Gluteny is one of the seven deadly sins

Author:  Seacrest [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:55 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
And just the whole mass thing itself is questionable. It's really so hypocritical. All week long, so many people break all kinds of commandments and what not, and then because they go to an hour long service - all is forgiven?



Saw this response in the NYT recently. I think it is a very succinct place to start.

The Catholic Church is made up of sinners from the pope and the clergy to its newest converts, and pretends nothing less. It offers mercy and forgiveness to those who frequent its sacraments.

An institution should be judged not by those who do not live up to its teaching but by those who do. We call them saints.

Since its founding, the church has only grown. It mourns those who have fallen away but cannot change its fundamental teachings to bring them back. If it did so, it would be a traitor to its founder.

So peace to Frank Bruni and Garry Wills; as they must obey their consciences, so must the church.

(Rev.)

C. JOHN McCLOSKEY
Chicago, Jan. 27, 2013

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:56 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Gluteny is one of the seven deadly sins
Did you steal that from one of Tiny's cocktail napkins?

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:56 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Gluteny is one of the seven deadly sins


:roll: boooooooo

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