http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/0 ... 83791.html

Am I missing something or do Derrick Rose's baby pictures not look like it's his or his fiance's baby?

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Let me know when a pic comes out of the baby flashing a GD sign.

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That is some head of hair that kid has.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

That baby bears a striking resemblence to Omer Asik. This is obviously another Sandberg/Palmeiro/Martinez situation.

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With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I know it is a while before he is eating solid food but hopefully the wife is the one who cuts the fruit.

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So his back seriously says "God's Child." [hawkharrelson]Awright.[/hawkharrelson]

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He certainly is breathtaking.

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Instead of the article starting "Derrick Rose already breaks hearts on the basketball court, but it looks like he's got a heartbreaker on his hands already." I'm surprised it didn't say "Derrick Rose is known for breaking ankles on the court, and his newborn son is breaking hearts off the court."

Oh dear, remember watching ESPN in the spring of '04?

KOBE BRYANT WAS IN COURT AND THEN ON THE COURT TODAY

Kobe Bryant was an alleged rapist and then a confirmed rapist...of Timberwolves fans' hopes and dreams...today

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

Is Rose really a gang banger?

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

Someone mentioned that on air last week with B&B and they were shhshed and hung up on. Is there some great secret?

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He's been "protected" from a young age, whatever that means.

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Is Rose's fiance white? Cuz if not, Derrick got duped. He's gotta go get a DNA test. Better to find out now than in a few years when you realize the kid can't jump.

Yes, he is. This whole MVP in the NBA thing is just a facade. His real racket is running hooch thru the west side.

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A lot of you guys are really stupid.

His mother is light-skinned. Derrick is medium light-skinned. Many children of color don't fully develop their pigmentation until months later. This child will not look the same in a few months.

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Fine. But why does he have cracker hair? I'm just sayin' better to be safe than sorry. Get a DNA test, Derrick.

After resisting the urge to click on this topic all day I relented. My bad.

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Let's do it for Johnny!

Save money on the DNA test; they'll know it's Omer's if he always has his thumbs up.



Is this her? She doesn't look that light-skinned. But yeah, babies always look different. I had blond hair for like a year.

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Now I know why Kyle Korver was run out of town this Summer.

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You're really an ignorant dude.

A lot of black kids have straight hair like that when they're infants. Then it curls up later.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I got some really curly hair when I get older, and in some funny places.

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In related news, Beardown can't understand how the baby could be Derrick's if he doesn't have any tattoos!

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For the love of God, the baby looks Italian. Like Rocky's baby in Rocky II.

Well, you know what they say about Sicilians...

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Beardown can't understand how a baby is born because nobody other than a doctor has ever seen his penis.

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Whatever. I'm just looking out for D-Rose. I don't want him to be taken. If it does come out later that it's not his kid, some of you will owe me an apology.