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Author:  Mini Ditka [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:07 am ]
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/0 ... 83791.html

Am I missing something or do Derrick Rose's baby pictures not look like it's his or his fiance's baby?

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:15 am ]
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Let me know when a pic comes out of the baby flashing a GD sign.

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Author:  Chus [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:28 am ]
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That is some head of hair that kid has.

Author:  Rod [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:02 pm ]
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That baby bears a striking resemblence to Omer Asik. This is obviously another Sandberg/Palmeiro/Martinez situation.

Author:  Brick [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:29 pm ]
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I know it is a while before he is eating solid food but hopefully the wife is the one who cuts the fruit.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:42 pm ]
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So his back seriously says "God's Child." [hawkharrelson]Awright.[/hawkharrelson]

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:43 pm ]
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He certainly is breathtaking.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:50 pm ]
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Instead of the article starting "Derrick Rose already breaks hearts on the basketball court, but it looks like he's got a heartbreaker on his hands already." I'm surprised it didn't say "Derrick Rose is known for breaking ankles on the court, and his newborn son is breaking hearts off the court."

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:09 pm ]
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Oh dear, remember watching ESPN in the spring of '04?

KOBE BRYANT WAS IN COURT AND THEN ON THE COURT TODAY

Kobe Bryant was an alleged rapist and then a confirmed rapist...of Timberwolves fans' hopes and dreams...today

Author:  bigfan [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:33 pm ]
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Author:  Mini Ditka [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:36 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
So his back seriously says "God's Child." [hawkharrelson]Awright.[/hawkharrelson]


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Author:  Mini Ditka [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:37 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Let me know when a pic comes out of the baby flashing a GD sign.

Image


Is Rose really a gang banger?

Author:  pittmike [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:23 pm ]
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Someone mentioned that on air last week with B&B and they were shhshed and hung up on. Is there some great secret?

Author:  Brick [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:25 pm ]
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pittmike wrote:
Someone mentioned that on air last week with B&B and they were shhshed and hung up on. Is there some great secret?
He's been "protected" from a young age, whatever that means.

Author:  Beardown [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:25 pm ]
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Mini Ditka wrote:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/06/derrick-roses-baby-chicago-bulls-star-tweets-photos_n_2083791.html

Am I missing something or do Derrick Rose's baby pictures not look like it's his or his fiance's baby?


Is Rose's fiance white? Cuz if not, Derrick got duped. He's gotta go get a DNA test. Better to find out now than in a few years when you realize the kid can't jump.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:30 pm ]
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Mini Ditka wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Let me know when a pic comes out of the baby flashing a GD sign. Image
Is Rose really a gang banger?
Yes, he is. This whole MVP in the NBA thing is just a facade. His real racket is running hooch thru the west side.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:31 pm ]
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A lot of you guys are really stupid.

His mother is light-skinned. Derrick is medium light-skinned. Many children of color don't fully develop their pigmentation until months later. This child will not look the same in a few months.

Author:  Beardown [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:34 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
A lot of you guys are really stupid.

His mother is light-skinned. Derrick is medium light-skinned. Many children of color don't fully develop their pigmentation until months later. This child will not look the same in a few months.


Fine. But why does he have cracker hair? I'm just sayin' better to be safe than sorry. Get a DNA test, Derrick.

Author:  Dallas Winston [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:36 pm ]
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After resisting the urge to click on this topic all day I relented. My bad.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:37 pm ]
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Save money on the DNA test; they'll know it's Omer's if he always has his thumbs up.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
A lot of you guys are really stupid.

His mother is light-skinned. Derrick is medium light-skinned. Many children of color don't fully develop their pigmentation until months later. This child will not look the same in a few months.

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Is this her? She doesn't look that light-skinned. But yeah, babies always look different. I had blond hair for like a year.

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:37 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
A lot of you guys are really stupid.

His mother is light-skinned. Derrick is medium light-skinned. Many children of color don't fully develop their pigmentation until months later. This child will not look the same in a few months.


Fine. But why does he have cracker hair? I'm just sayin' better to be safe than sorry. Get a DNA test, Derrick.

Now I know why Kyle Korver was run out of town this Summer.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:38 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
A lot of you guys are really stupid.

His mother is light-skinned. Derrick is medium light-skinned. Many children of color don't fully develop their pigmentation until months later. This child will not look the same in a few months.


Fine. But why does he have cracker hair? I'm just sayin' better to be safe than sorry. Get a DNA test, Derrick.

You're really an ignorant dude.

A lot of black kids have straight hair like that when they're infants. Then it curls up later.

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:39 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Beardown wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
A lot of you guys are really stupid.

His mother is light-skinned. Derrick is medium light-skinned. Many children of color don't fully develop their pigmentation until months later. This child will not look the same in a few months.


Fine. But why does he have cracker hair? I'm just sayin' better to be safe than sorry. Get a DNA test, Derrick.

You're really an ignorant dude.

A lot of black kids have straight hair like that when they're infants. Then it curls up later.

I got some really curly hair when I get older, and in some funny places. :afro:

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:39 pm ]
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In related news, Beardown can't understand how the baby could be Derrick's if he doesn't have any tattoos!

Author:  Beardown [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:40 pm ]
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For the love of God, the baby looks Italian. Like Rocky's baby in Rocky II. :shock:

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:41 pm ]
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Well, you know what they say about Sicilians...

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:41 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
In related news, Beardown can't understand how the baby could be Derrick's if he doesn't have any tattoos!
Beardown can't understand how a baby is born because nobody other than a doctor has ever seen his penis.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:41 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
In related news, Beardown can't understand how the baby could be Derrick's if he doesn't have any tattoos!

Image

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:44 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
In related news, Beardown can't understand how the baby could be Derrick's if he doesn't have any tattoos!
Beardown can't understand how a baby is born because nobody other than a doctor has ever seen his penis.

Dr.: :shock:
Beardown: 8)
Dr.: :?
Beardown: :cry:
Dr.: :lol:
Beardown: :pale:
Dr.: :cheers:

Author:  Beardown [ Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:44 pm ]
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Whatever. I'm just looking out for D-Rose. I don't want him to be taken. If it does come out later that it's not his kid, some of you will owe me an apology.

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