Douchebag wrote:
Southerners fight dirty.
GEORGE: Let me ask you a question. Who would win in a fight between you and me?
JERRY: Well, what do you mean?
GEORGE: Well if you and I ever got into, like a really serious fight you know, and the punches started flying -- who do you think would win?
JERRY: Well I think that's pretty obvious.
GEORGE: Yeah. Me too.
JERRY: Hey Elaine.
ELAINE: Hey.
JERRY: Who do you think would win in a fight between me and gorgeous George here.
ELAINE: You mean in a real Fight Fight?
JERRY: Mano a Baldo.
ELAINE: George.
GEORGE: Ah-Ha!
JERRY: Why?
ELAINE: George fights dirty.
JERRY: Really? What would you do?
GEORGE: Pull hair, Poke eyes, Groin stuff. Whatever I gotta do.
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It's more fun to be a victim
Caller Bob wrote:
There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.