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Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:07 am ]
Post subject:  in Soviet Russia....

Meteors break apart and fall on your head, break the sound barrier causing windows to shatter, a roof of a factory fell...

:shock:

http://cosmiclog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013 ... ussia?lite

A huge meteorite flared through the skies over Russia's Chelyabinsk region early Friday, triggering a powerful shock wave that injured hundreds of people.

"Preliminary indications are that it was a meteorite [shower]," the RIA-Novosti news agency quoted an emergency official as saying. "We have information about a blast at 10,000-meter (32,800-foot) altitude."

The Associated Press quoted a spokesman for the Russian Interior Ministry, Vadim Kolesnikov, as saying that the fireball caused an explosion and sonic boom that broke windows in Chelyabinsk, 930 miles (1,500 kilometers) east of Moscow. Reuters cited figures from Russia's Emergencies Ministry saying that 514 people had sought medical help, mainly for light injuries caused by flying glass, and that 112 of those were hospitalized.
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The ministry said helicopter teams surveyed the area, looking for signs of damage and the remains of the meteorite. In a Web update, it reported that the shock wave caused the roof of a zinc factory's warehouse to collapse, but no fatalities were reported.

In Russia and around the world, observers marveled at the fireball and its aftermath. "There have never been any cases of meteorites breaking up at such a low level over Russia before," Yuri Burenko, head of the Chelyabinsk branch of the Emergencies Ministry, told Reuters.

Multiple videos were posted from the scene. Several included the sound of a loud boom, followed by a cacophony of car alarms. One video showed the hurried evacuation of an office building in Chelyabinsk.

"I was standing at a bus stop, seeing off my girlfriend," Andrei, a local resident who did not give his second name, told Reuters. "Then there was a flash and I saw a trail of smoke across the sky and felt a shock wave that smashed windows."

The meteorite raced across the horizon, leaving a long white trail in its wake that could be seen 125 miles (200 kilometers) away in Yekaterinburg. "I was driving to work, it was quite dark, but it suddenly became as bright as if it was day," Viktor Prokofiev, 36, a resident of Yekaterinburg, told Reuters. "I felt like I was blinded by headlights."

News reports indicated that President Vladimir Putin, who was due to host Finance Ministry officials from the Group of 20 nations in Moscow, and Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev were informed.

Author:  Brick [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: in Soviet Russia....

How about a nice game of chess?

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: in Soviet Russia....

That sucks.

Author:  Bagels [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:32 am ]
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Quote:
Yakov Smirnoff ‏@Yakov_Smirnoff

Here in America you have tweeter so people follow you and they know where you are. In Russia we had secret police for that.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: in Soviet Russia....

Probably evidence that that asteroid that is supposed to miss us at 1:24pm is most likely a planet-killer and the government just felt it pointlessly dangerous to tell the public.

Goodbye, everyone. It's been fun.

Author:  Seacrest [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: in Soviet Russia....

doug - evergreen park wrote:
Meteors break apart and fall on your head, break the sound barrier causing windows to shatter, a roof of a factory fell...

:shock:

http://cosmiclog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013 ... ussia?lite

A huge meteorite flared through the skies over Russia's Chelyabinsk region early Friday, triggering a powerful shock wave that injured hundreds of people.

"Preliminary indications are that it was a meteorite [shower]," the RIA-Novosti news agency quoted an emergency official as saying. "We have information about a blast at 10,000-meter (32,800-foot) altitude."

The Associated Press quoted a spokesman for the Russian Interior Ministry, Vadim Kolesnikov, as saying that the fireball caused an explosion and sonic boom that broke windows in Chelyabinsk, 930 miles (1,500 kilometers) east of Moscow. Reuters cited figures from Russia's Emergencies Ministry saying that 514 people had sought medical help, mainly for light injuries caused by flying glass, and that 112 of those were hospitalized.
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The ministry said helicopter teams surveyed the area, looking for signs of damage and the remains of the meteorite. In a Web update, it reported that the shock wave caused the roof of a zinc factory's warehouse to collapse, but no fatalities were reported.

In Russia and around the world, observers marveled at the fireball and its aftermath. "There have never been any cases of meteorites breaking up at such a low level over Russia before," Yuri Burenko, head of the Chelyabinsk branch of the Emergencies Ministry, told Reuters.

Multiple videos were posted from the scene. Several included the sound of a loud boom, followed by a cacophony of car alarms. One video showed the hurried evacuation of an office building in Chelyabinsk.

"I was standing at a bus stop, seeing off my girlfriend," Andrei, a local resident who did not give his second name, told Reuters. "Then there was a flash and I saw a trail of smoke across the sky and felt a shock wave that smashed windows."

The meteorite raced across the horizon, leaving a long white trail in its wake that could be seen 125 miles (200 kilometers) away in Yekaterinburg. "I was driving to work, it was quite dark, but it suddenly became as bright as if it was day," Viktor Prokofiev, 36, a resident of Yekaterinburg, told Reuters. "I felt like I was blinded by headlights."

News reports indicated that President Vladimir Putin, who was due to host Finance Ministry officials from the Group of 20 nations in Moscow, and Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev were informed.


Wait until they find out that it was a collision between two nuclear warheads.

Author:  Brick [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: in Soviet Russia....

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Probably evidence that that asteroid that is supposed to miss us at 1:24pm is most likely a planet-killer and the government just felt it pointlessly dangerous to tell the public.

Goodbye, everyone. It's been fun.
If what you say is true then there needs to be an investigation into that and the people responsible need to be held accountable.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:36 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Probably evidence that that asteroid that is supposed to miss us at 1:24pm is most likely a planet-killer and the government just felt it pointlessly dangerous to tell the public.

Goodbye, everyone. It's been fun.


Using "that" 3 times in four words is impressive.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:39 am ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Probably evidence that that asteroid that is supposed to miss us at 1:24pm is most likely a planet-killer and the government just felt it pointlessly dangerous to tell the public.

Goodbye, everyone. It's been fun.


Using "that" 3 times in four words is impressive.


Who cares about proper grammer anylonger?

Author:  Drop In [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:43 am ]
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Chas wrote:
I like Dr. Ken's glass haff full perspective.

Author:  cluv8484 [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:56 am ]
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Author:  KDdidit [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:14 am ]
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It's Tunguska all over again! But not!

Author:  Rod [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:19 am ]
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This thread is a cry for the Yakov Smirnoff mult.

Author:  Brick [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:23 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
This thread is a cry for the Yakov Smirnoff mult.

Eaglo Jeff wrote:
Carlos Mencia wrote:
In Democratic Mexico, meteor booms you!

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:27 am ]
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:lol:

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:38 am ]
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Joe Rogan can be pretty fucking annoying, but what he did to Mencia was fucking brilliant

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:06 pm ]
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I think the biggest story not being reported in all of this is how many dashcams people have in Russia.

Author:  bigfan [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: in Soviet Russia....

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Probably evidence that that asteroid that is supposed to miss us at 1:24pm is most likely a planet-killer and the government just felt it pointlessly dangerous to tell the public.

Goodbye, everyone. It's been fun.


They claim nothing to do with each other. :bom:

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:20 pm ]
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The More You Know ....

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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:10 pm ]
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Quote:
The Last Massive Exploding Meteor Hit Earth in 1908, Leveling 800 Square Miles of Forest


Image

Author:  KDdidit [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:26 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
I think the biggest story not being reported in all of this is how many dashcams people have in Russia.

They're there because of rampant insurance fraud, but it has had the side benefits of tons of hilarious driving footage.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:33 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote:
It's Tunguska all over again! But not!

Hopefully Chimera don't start pouring out of Russia...

Author:  NSJ [ Sat Feb 16, 2013 7:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: in Soviet Russia....

An older couple at the scene claims a baby was found near the remains of the crashed and burned meteor so they took him home. That seems nearly impossible and I call bullshit.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:05 am ]
Post subject:  Re: in Soviet Russia....

Has anyone asked Pat Robertson what God is punishing Russia for with this meteor? Methinks it's for having a broken culture that produced international media sensation PUSSY RIOT, who is on the run after doing a vulgar "this is IMPORTANT ART" performance at a Church for the maximum levels of blasphemy.

Seriously, I'm glad God has enough stones to punish Russia for this. I'm also :lol: that Pussy Riot doesn't have the stones to do a performance like that within 500yds of a mosque. People would want a beheading if they did that =D

Author:  Darkside [ Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:11 pm ]
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Image

Pretty cool...

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:15 pm ]
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NSJ wrote:
An older couple at the scene claims a baby was found near the remains of the crashed and burned meteor so they took him home. That seems nearly impossible and I call bullshit.

20 years from now if we see this, then we'll know it's true.

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Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:18 pm ]
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I've never seen Soviet Superman .... comic or not, that's a itty bit unsettling ... :shock: :lol:

Author:  SomeGuy [ Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: in Soviet Russia....

Don Tiny wrote:
I've never seen Soviet Superman .... comic or not, that's a itty bit unsettling ... :shock: :lol:


It was a series called, "Red Son."

Pretty neat stuff, DonTiny.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:30 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
I've never seen Soviet Superman .... comic or not, that's a itty bit unsettling ... :shock: :lol:

In America Superman saves citizens. In Soviet Union Superman kills citizens who Communist Party wants exterminated.

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