I once believed wearing bicycle pants would get me girls. I would stand around local parks back in Vancouver sporting an oiled chest and wearing bicycle pants, looking for chicks. They would come alright. They would look at me bend over. They would cream, I could smell it with a cross wind. I even took some of them home, showed them little Paul, who wasn't really quite that little.

Ladies man.

But after a while, the women dried up. So did my chest. And wearing the bicycle pants didn't work anymore. I then stated using roofies.



They will never forget Paul Snider.

you related to that guy who offed the playboy model in Star 80?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I get my life lessons with love from Dee Snider.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I just do the opposite.

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Chicken isn't the opposite of tuna, salmon is.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

But which one's shit smells worst?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Whichever was closer to you when they shit.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

This is Obummer's fault. #Truth

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GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH

How does this help Illinois recruiting?

I don't think it does, but either way I, for one, am glad to see that spmack has returned to the CSFMB. #Truth

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