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Author:  PaulSnider [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Life lessons with love from Paul

I once believed wearing bicycle pants would get me girls. I would stand around local parks back in Vancouver sporting an oiled chest and wearing bicycle pants, looking for chicks. They would come alright. They would look at me bend over. They would cream, I could smell it with a cross wind. I even took some of them home, showed them little Paul, who wasn't really quite that little.

Ladies man.

But after a while, the women dried up. So did my chest. And wearing the bicycle pants didn't work anymore. I then stated using roofies.



They will never forget Paul Snider.

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Life lessons with love from Paul

you related to that guy who offed the playboy model in Star 80?

Author:  Chus [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Life lessons with love from Paul

I get my life lessons with love from Dee Snider.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Life lessons with love from Paul

I just do the opposite.

Author:  Chus [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Life lessons with love from Paul

Frank Coztansa wrote:
I just do the opposite.


Chicken isn't the opposite of tuna, salmon is.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:12 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I just do the opposite.


Chicken isn't the opposite of tuna, salmon is.


But which one's shit smells worst?

Author:  Chus [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Life lessons with love from Paul

Don Tiny wrote:
Chus wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I just do the opposite.


Chicken isn't the opposite of tuna, salmon is.


But which one's shit smells worst?


Whichever was closer to you when they shit.

Author:  Jugg [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Life lessons with love from Paul

This is Obummer's fault. #Truth

Author:  sinicalypse [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Life lessons with love from Paul

How does this help Illinois recruiting?

I don't think it does, but either way I, for one, am glad to see that spmack has returned to the CSFMB. #Truth

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