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Author: | Curious Hair [ Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Williston, North Dakota: Cultural Mecca? |
Chicagolanders like to move about the region and set down new roots. Sometimes people move from the suburbs to the city. Some people move from the city to the suburbs. Some move from the suburbs to the exurbs. And some move from the exurbs to fucking western North Dakota, where there's oil to extract and women to rape. At first glance, I know what you're thinking: "gee, sounds like a lateral move from Johnsburg." But no! Forget Schaumburg, move over, Naperville, gtfo, Homer Glen: Williston is the place to be! http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013 ... -man-camps Quote: Today, he's earning nearly six figures working about 90 hours a week on a drilling rig, one of many Chicago-area transplants who have joined thousands in a remote region experiencing an oil boom while much of the country tries to shake off a recession hangover. "It is the best thing I ever did; no doubt about it," said Turco, 24, who arrived in Williston in October 2011. "I'm finally living an adult lifestyle, instead of a teenage dropout lifestyle." And it's all thanks to fracking, short for hydraulic fracturing, a relatively new and controversial drilling technology in which highly pressurized water, sand and other substances are driven into oil-rich shale thousands of feet deep, creating cracks that release the oil deposits and send them up the well. Fuck up the earth, give money to fuckups. This is the best thing ever. Quote: In Williston, a town that sprouts from rolling, windswept plains and crystal blue sky about 65 miles south of Canada, fracking flourishes, bringing with it thousands of jobs, explosive population growth and an array of consequences. Of course it's 65 miles south of Canada. Can't Winnipeg ever get a break? Quote: That explosive growth created a housing crisis, and oil and drilling companies responded with "man camps," temporary housing shells that resemble military barracks and trailer parks. Also, a village of hundreds of trailers, recreational vehicles and semitrailers covers a large swath of land north of town. Monthly rent for a two-bedroom apartment, if one can be found, is about $2,500. Houses can rent for $5,000 a month. Traffic is heavy with large pickups and semis that generate a great deal of dust and mud. The local Wal-Mart has difficulty keeping the shelves stocked and shifts staffed. Crime, particularly against women in a town flooded with men, is a touchy subject. As it were! But wait wait wait wait wait. So you're telling me that when you empty out the dregs of humanity from the fringes of exurbia, drag them out to North Dakota to do thankless labor before retiring to their ad hoc "man camps," that some of them are going to be really shitty people? Gasp! Quote: Drehobl has heard conversations and seen reports about Williston being particularly dangerous for women, but she doesn't worry. "We think it's a cute little town," she said. "In fact, I think there's less danger here than back where I'm from." Really? What's the most dangerous thing that can happen to you in Libertyville? you walk into an artisan wine shop and spend too much on a fair-trade corkscrew? Yeah, I'm sure there's much more danger in Libertyville than in what the Trib has all but straight-up called a giant rape colony. Quote: "If the Blackhawks are playing, I'll go without sleep," Turco said. He was covered in grime, smoking a cigarette. His cat Koomie meowed for attention. "When I work days, I'm not missing one game. I don't care if I have to be up till 11 and be tired all the next day." Move to North Dakota, immediately become a character from a Gowns/EMA song. |
Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:11 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Williston, North Dakota: Cultural Mecca? |
I enjoyed my time in Williston. Weird town. Pretty accurate description there from what I've seen. |
Author: | Dave In Champaign [ Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:43 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Williston, North Dakota: Cultural Mecca? |
All those benefits for just 90 hours a week!? |
Author: | lipidquadcab [ Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:18 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Williston, North Dakota: Cultural Mecca? |
Nearly six figures at 90 hours a week? Yeah, no thanks. |
Author: | Irish Boy [ Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:42 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Williston, North Dakota: Cultural Mecca? |
If I were in a different place in my life I'd gladly work 100 hours a week for $85,000 and squirrel away most of the money. |
Author: | Rod [ Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:44 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Williston, North Dakota: Cultural Mecca? |
Curious Hair wrote: Chicagolanders like to move about the region and set down new roots. Sometimes people move from the suburbs to the city. Some people move from the city to the suburbs. Some move from the suburbs to the exurbs. And some move from the exurbs to fucking western North Dakota, where there's oil to extract and women to rape. At first glance, I know what you're thinking... GET TOM RICKETTS ON THE PHONE! |
Author: | Telegram Sam [ Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:54 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Williston, North Dakota: Cultural Mecca? |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Curious Hair wrote: Chicagolanders like to move about the region and set down new roots. Sometimes people move from the suburbs to the city. Some people move from the city to the suburbs. Some move from the suburbs to the exurbs. And some move from the exurbs to fucking western North Dakota, where there's oil to extract and women to rape. At first glance, I know what you're thinking... GET TOM RICKETTS ON THE PHONE! |
Author: | Curious Hair [ Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Williston, North Dakota: Cultural Mecca? |
The entire stadium can be made out of bison burgers. |
Author: | Colonel Angus [ Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:08 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Williston, North Dakota: Cultural Mecca? |
Irish Boy wrote: If I were in a different place in my life I'd gladly work 100 hours a week for $85,000 and squirrel away most of the money. I'm probably in that place & no you wouldn't. |
Author: | sinicalypse [ Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:01 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Williston, North Dakota: Cultural Mecca? |
Curious Hair wrote: But wait wait wait wait wait. So you're telling me that when you empty out the dregs of humanity from the fringes of exurbia, drag them out to North Dakota to do thankless labor before retiring to their ad hoc "man camps," that some of them are going to be really shitty people? Gasp! just imagine how shitty the weed must be out in those "man camps." prolly some quality meth tho |
Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:30 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Williston, North Dakota: Cultural Mecca? |
Irish Boy wrote: If I were in a different place in my life I'd gladly work 100 hours a week for $85,000 and squirrel away most of the money. If I were in a little bit different place I would love to go out there to join their city planning department. It's basically a blank slate with almost unlimited funds for social experimenting. I'd cut myself a deal for free housing as I'm not shacking up in no man camps with hockey fans. |
Author: | FavreFan [ Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:31 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Williston, North Dakota: Cultural Mecca? |
sinicalypse wrote: Curious Hair wrote: But wait wait wait wait wait. So you're telling me that when you empty out the dregs of humanity from the fringes of exurbia, drag them out to North Dakota to do thankless labor before retiring to their ad hoc "man camps," that some of them are going to be really shitty people? Gasp! just imagine how shitty the weed must be out in those "man camps." prolly some quality meth tho The weed did suck up there. Cant speak to the meth quality though. |
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