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Author:  Nas [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:58 pm ]
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Some people just don't listen.



Orlando, FL – Police have charged 29-year-old Priscilla Vaughn with attempted murder after she chewed on a man’s genitals so severely that he needed surgery.
The man met Vaughn on online where she is listed as an escort. After a romantic dinner at Applebee’s, the pair consumed Ecstasy, alcohol and marijuana before going back to a hotel room. That’s where Vaughn started biting the 30-year-old man’s penis and genitals, causing him to bleed heavily.
The man told deputies that it appeared as if Vaughn was “trying to eat his penis and testicles.” He said he tried to fight her off but she was too powerful and she tried gouging his eyes out. After biting and scratching the man’s leg, abdomen, chest and fingers, Priscilla Vaughn*took his car keys and broke his phone. He ended up locking himself in the bathroom until help arrived.
Luckily, other hotel guests heard screaming and growling coming from the room and called 911. Vaughn was still there when police arrived on the scene, naked and growling with blood around her mouth.…

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Author:  spmack [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:59 pm ]
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Kinky.
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:02 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
Some people just don't listen.



Orlando, FL – Police have charged 29-year-old Priscilla Vaughn with attempted murder after she chewed on a man’s genitals so severely that he needed surgery.
The man met Vaughn on online where she is listed as an escort. After a romantic dinner at Applebee’s, the pair consumed Ecstasy, alcohol and marijuana before going back to a hotel room. That’s where Vaughn started biting the 30-year-old man’s penis and genitals, causing him to bleed heavily.
The man told deputies that it appeared as if Vaughn was “trying to eat his penis and testicles.” He said he tried to fight her off but she was too powerful and she tried gouging his eyes out. After biting and scratching the man’s leg, abdomen, chest and fingers, Priscilla Vaughn*took his car keys and broke his phone. He ended up locking himself in the bathroom until help arrived.
Luckily, other hotel guests heard screaming and growling coming from the room and called 911. Vaughn was still there when police arrived on the scene, naked and growling with blood around her mouth.…

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:lol:
Author:  Nas [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:04 pm ]
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Mr Johnson wouldn't go anywhere near something or someone that is growling. He should have put that back in his pants immediately.
Author:  Nas [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:05 pm ]
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Sharing a 2 for $20 and an appetizer can be romantic. When was the last time you took your dog to Applebee's?
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:06 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
Sharing a 2 for $20 and an appetizer can be romantic. When was the last time you took your dog to Applebee's?

If you mean by dog, my son, last week.
Author:  spmack [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:06 pm ]
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Well it can look like an Italian Sausage...the molly's clouded her judgement.
Author:  Dallas Winston [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:07 pm ]
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Romantic meal at Applebee's :lol:
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:07 pm ]
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You know, if he would have just taken her to Sizzler he would never have been in this predicament.
Author:  Nas [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:08 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
Well it can look like an Italian Sausage...the molly's clouded her judgement.


Instead of sweating she started biting and trying to replace his cornea.
Author:  Nas [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:10 pm ]
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I wonder if this guy was married. What do you tell your wife? I was attack by a lion?
Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:10 pm ]
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This dude looks pretty beat up and a gnarled dick for good measure.
Author:  Nas [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:12 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
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This dude looks pretty beat up and a gnarled dick for good measure.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That's the woman
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:13 pm ]
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I didn't have the heart to tell him Nas. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:14 pm ]
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:oops: :shock: :wink:
Author:  chaspoppcap [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:30 pm ]
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Man ,that story got nothing on this. See if you can tell me the really messed up part

When his family refused to listen to his long lecture about the world coming to an end, he decided to take matters into his own hands.

Early yesterday morning, a man from Dungun, a town in Terengganu, Malaysia, sliced off his father's penis before slicing off his own as his horrified mother watched helplessly.

According to The Star, the 40-year-old man purportedly committed the act due to a religious belief.

The man had also tried to cut off the private parts of his brother-in-law, who managed to escape the house along with other frightened family members.

The man and his 67-year-old father have been admitted to the Sultanah Nur Zahirah Hospital in Malaysia, where doctors are attempting to reattach the severed private parts.

Police who responded to a call at 4am, said the suspect did not have a history of mental illness. However, it is believed that he had been influenced by a false religious belief picked up from the Internet.

The suspect, a mechanic in Selangor, Malaysia, had returned to his parents' home in Dungun a week earlier.

On Saturday morning, he called for all his family members to gather at the house.

He then allegedly spent the whole night lecturing them about the apocalypse and started hitting his father with his fists and a cane.

The Star reported that he wanted his father to cry in order to invoke the spirit of an ancient scholar to save the world.

When that failed, at around 1.30am yesterday, after his father had gone to bed, the man stormed into the older man's bedroom with a kitchen knife and chopped off his father's penis.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:32 pm ]
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Man ,that story got nothing on this. See if you can tell me the really messed up part
He's a mechanic? Can't trust them at all.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:33 pm ]
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Nobody should get summoned to a house for an end of the world lecture.


2 dicks...wow!
Author:  chaspoppcap [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:39 pm ]
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Come on no one has spotted it yet?
Author:  Nas [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:41 pm ]
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chaspoppcap wrote:
Come on no one has spotted it yet?


Share with the class.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:41 pm ]
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chaspoppcap wrote:
Come on no one has spotted it yet?


2.5 hour response time?
Author:  chaspoppcap [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:47 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
Come on no one has spotted it yet?


2.5 hour response time?


Ding Ding Ding we have a winner.
Attack was at 1:30 called police at 4.
I can just imagine the conversations leading up to calling the cops lol
Author:  Chus [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 4:12 pm ]
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A two and a half hour wait for the cops, is more messed up than a dude severing a couple of dongs?
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 4:35 pm ]
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I bet this guy is going to write a TERRIBLE review online.
Author:  spmack [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 4:43 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: See ya in a week, Hank.
Author:  Nas [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 4:59 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I bet this guy is going to write a TERRIBLE review online.


He doesn't have the balls to write a bad review.
Author:  Chus [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:08 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
I bet this guy is going to write a TERRIBLE review online.


He doesn't have the balls to write a bad review.


Cut him a break, will you?
Author:  Nas [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:20 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
Nas wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
I bet this guy is going to write a TERRIBLE review online.


He doesn't have the balls to write a bad review.


Cut him a break, will you?


He needs to be able to rise above such biting criticism.
Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:31 am ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZItsbLzc73s
Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:41 am ]
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why wouldn't she be proud of that. It was funny and it was kind of hot.
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