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| Author: | Nas [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | April Fools |
My kids spent the entire day yesterday saying how they were going to get me today so I decided to strike first. I moved every clock in the house up by 2 hours and unplugged the boxes on the tv's. I even went outside to my car and made sure the clock in there was set and that a cd would be playing when we got in. The guy that's always on time was going to be 2 hours late today. When I woke them up I acted as if I was panicking. When they saw the clocks they freaked out. I've never seen them brush their teeth and get dressed that fast in their life. When we left out I made sure I didn't take a route that would show a clock. The conversation all the way to school was about how no one could believe I got up that late. Someone suggested it was due to me eating so much chocolate on Easter. Someone else suggested that I'm just getting old. Right before we pulled up to the school I do the usual have a great day and I love you stuff. Then I asked them who was was the best at pulling off pranks. Everyone looked confused and then I let them know what I had done. The looks on their faces and the noises they made were priceless. Daddy 1 Kids 0 |
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| Author: | Northside_Dan [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
Nice work. I told my daughter she was adopted and then when she was crying I pointed and said "APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!" |
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| Author: | Nas [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
hold tight, i'm going to offer you a deal for strasburg and trout. |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
Killer V's facebook account wrote: We're very happy to announce that we're expecting! text msg from Mrs KV wrote: You are a dead man!
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
Unlike... |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
I'm still really disappointed this Google Nose feature doesn't work. I've been sniffing the damned screen for an hour now. |
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| Author: | Dallas Winston [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
That's fantastic!
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| Author: | Killer V [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
Krazy Ivan wrote: Unlike... Turns out that not many people check the comments and even fewer check the calendar. (And a nod to Nas as I stole the idea from him!) |
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| Author: | Psycory [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
While the Bacon flavored mouthwash was a pretty good one, I have a friend who fell for a report that the bears signed Rex Grossman. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
Killer V wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: Unlike... Turns out that not many people check the comments and even fewer check the calendar. (And a nod to Nas as I stole the idea from him!) I didn't think anyone would buy my status of having a kid on the way. I got up this morning and discovered that I had about 30 likes and no one read any comments under the likes from people who knew better. I guess I'm 2-0 for the day. |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
| My wife is still getting texts & phone calls... |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
Killer V wrote: :lol: My wife is still getting texts & phone calls... Guess you won't have to worry about having a kid any time soon....
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
Killer V wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: Unlike... Turns out that not many people check the comments and even fewer check the calendar. (And a nod to Nas as I stole the idea from him!) I would have commented... but you know, I can't because you won't accept my Facebook invite. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
Killer V wrote: :lol: My wife is still getting texts & phone calls... I got a few of them myself. I guess no one really pays attention to the day anymore or I'm really immature. Both are probably true.
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| Author: | Killer V [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
CLH, you know too much about me already. |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
Krazy Ivan wrote: Killer V wrote: :lol: My wife is still getting texts & phone calls... Guess you won't have to worry about having a kid any time soon.... Sigh. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
Q.Bovifs wrote: Nas wrote: My kids spent the entire day yesterday saying how they were going to get me today so I decided to strike first. I moved every clock in the house up by 2 hours and unplugged the boxes on the tv's. I even went outside to my car and made sure the clock in there was set and that a cd would be playing when we got in. The guy that's always on time was going to be 2 hours late today. When I woke them up I acted as if I was panicking. When they saw the clocks they freaked out. I've never seen them brush their teeth and get dressed that fast in their life. When we left out I made sure I didn't take a route that would show a clock. The conversation all the way to school was about how no one could believe I got up that late. Someone suggested it was due to me eating so much chocolate on Easter. Someone else suggested that I'm just getting old. Right before we pulled up to the school I do the usual have a great day and I love you stuff. Then I asked them who was was the best at pulling off pranks. Everyone looked confused and then I let them know what I had done. The looks on their faces and the noises they made were priceless. Daddy 1 Kids 0 That's awesome. My Daughter called up My Dad first thing in the morning and told him that she ate all of the beet horseradish that my wife's uncle made for him. . . . and then she said "APRIL FOOLS, GRAMPA!"
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| Author: | bigfan [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: I'm still really disappointed this Google Nose feature doesn't work. I've been sniffing the damned screen for an hour now. I am in the Vegas airport, waiting for my flight and I would have to say I saw at least 10 people sniffing the screens of their Pads or phones. Had no idea what it was, then I looked at Google and saw this SMELLA.com or whatever they did and I was cracking up.....all made sense. In honor I watched the move IDIOCRACY on the way back...Movie that should have got a lil more buzz. |
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| Author: | shakes [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
I walked in to the house today after work to find my fiancee standing on the other side of the door with a pie in her hand poised to throw it in my face. But, she didn't have the guts to do it. Then after she set it down on the kitchen counter I picked it up and jammed it in her face. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
shakes wrote: I walked in to the house today after work to find my fiancee standing on the other side of the door with a pie in her hand poised to throw it in my face. But, she didn't have the guts to do it. Then after she set it down on the kitchen counter I picked it up and jammed it in her face.  I bet that happened! |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
shakes wrote: I walked in to the house today after work to find my fiancee standing on the other side of the door with a pie in her hand poised to throw it in my face. But, she didn't have the guts to do it. Then after she set it down on the kitchen counter I picked it up and jammed it in her face. But what about the pie? |
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| Author: | shakes [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
lipidquadcab wrote: shakes wrote: I walked in to the house today after work to find my fiancee standing on the other side of the door with a pie in her hand poised to throw it in my face. But, she didn't have the guts to do it. Then after she set it down on the kitchen counter I picked it up and jammed it in her face. But what about the pie? Lionel had a good time helping us clean it up off the floor. |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
shakes wrote: lipidquadcab wrote: shakes wrote: I walked in to the house today after work to find my fiancee standing on the other side of the door with a pie in her hand poised to throw it in my face. But, she didn't have the guts to do it. Then after she set it down on the kitchen counter I picked it up and jammed it in her face. But what about the pie? Lionel had a good time helping us clean it up off the floor. 
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| Author: | shakes [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
Darkside wrote: shakes wrote: I walked in to the house today after work to find my fiancee standing on the other side of the door with a pie in her hand poised to throw it in my face. But, she didn't have the guts to do it. Then after she set it down on the kitchen counter I picked it up and jammed it in her face. I bet that happened! pictures are up on facebook, several people here can verify. Don't know why some of you people keep insisting the stories I tell on this site are made up as if I have nothing better to do than make up stories to try and impress a bunch of people I couldn't give two shits about on the internet. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
shakes wrote: Darkside wrote: shakes wrote: I walked in to the house today after work to find my fiancee standing on the other side of the door with a pie in her hand poised to throw it in my face. But, she didn't have the guts to do it. Then after she set it down on the kitchen counter I picked it up and jammed it in her face. I bet that happened! pictures are up on facebook, several people here can verify. Don't know why some of you people keep insisting the stories I tell on this site are made up as if I have nothing better to do than make up stories to try and impress a bunch of people I couldn't give two shits about on the internet. HEY MAN, I LIVE APRIL FOOLS DAY, YOU JUST PLAY IN IT SOMETIMES! |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
Killer V wrote: CLH, you know too much about me already. You can learn a lot from looking through your window. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
shakes wrote: a bunch of people I couldn't give two shits about on the internet. 
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: April Fools |
bigfan wrote: Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: I'm still really disappointed this Google Nose feature doesn't work. I've been sniffing the damned screen for an hour now. I am in the Vegas airport, waiting for my flight and I would have to say I saw at least 10 people sniffing the screens of their Pads or phones. Had no idea what it was, then I looked at Google and saw this SMELLA.com or whatever they did and I was cracking up.....all made sense. In honor I watched the move IDIOCRACY on the way back...Movie that should have got a lil more buzz. The art direction in that movie is fantastic, just fantastic. The rest of it...:/ |
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