Would you?
Have you?
Do you?

Have not.
Do not.
Would.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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yes
yes
no

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I thought Mini dITKA was banned.

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When I was first out on my own, I considered it.
No.
No. Comcast has probably gotten at least 10 large from me in the last eight and a half years.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

i love that he pronounces it Steinfeld

Never really stole cable per se. Back in the late 80's-early 90's I did have a cheater box that I used to watch PPV events for free.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

my dad used to steal OnTV

It's virtually impossible now, right? Cable boxes can only be activated from an account. You'd have to really know someone on the inside to steal cable.

Now there were times when I worked at Comcast, and it was obvious that some people would call in and activate service under a made up name (John Davis would be a cancelled account, and then days later a Dave Johnson would call to activate service in the same house), but I didn't care at all.

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employee of the year

Did you ever tell somebody to have a comcastic day?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I never stole, but I did take things that werent mine from time to time.

scrambled Spice TV ???

I steal satellite service.

Sending my own satlellite into space was a real bitch, but well worth it in the long run...

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The person that lived there before already had the lines running into the apartment. It was like finding a twenty dollar bill on the ground every month and not picking it up.

It was a different time in America, i can stream what i want these days.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Why did you sent it into space, Crazy?

Mine orbits Spany's head. You should see the HD feed I get for NASCAR.

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Yeah, I weasel worded that. I always paid for my cable, but I did steal the PPV's.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Yes
Yes
no

I just had to watch this on the Spice channel...

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I SEE A TIT!!!!!!



...aaaaaaand I'm done.

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you can actually split your satellite bill with someone else if you have two boxes. give them a Box and find a dish on craigslist, align it correctly and boom....

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Now you're getting a little personal...

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This is my signature...

I tried once, but I could never find the sweet spot in the wall.

I'm sure the old man who drove through the wall at Panera can help you.

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Keeping Score could likely help you find the sweet spot in the wall, too

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Not surprisingly, my joke fell flat. I thought someone would reply with a pic.

They are taking it to a new level with my cable company. They don't just disconnect you at the box they go up the electrical pole and disconnect you as well. Nothing an extension ladder can't take care of though. It will still only get you basic cable.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!