Would you?
Have you?
Do you?

Now there were times when I worked at Comcast, and it was obvious that some people would call in and activate service under a made up name (John Davis would be a cancelled account, and then days later a Dave Johnson would call to activate service in the same house), but I didn't care at all.

It's virtually impossible now, right? Cable boxes can only be activated from an account. You'd have to really know someone on the inside to steal cable.

Now there were times when I worked at Comcast, and it was obvious that some people would call in and activate service under a made up name (John Davis would be a cancelled account, and then days later a Dave Johnson would call to activate service in the same house), but I didn't care at all.

Never really stole cable per se. Back in the late 80's-early 90's I did have a cheater box that I used to watch PPV events for free.

I never stole, but I did take things that werent mine from time to time.

I never stole, but I did take things that werent mine from time to time.

I steal satellite service.

Sending my own satlellite into space was a real bitch, but well worth it in the long run...

if you have two boxes.

I tried once, but I could never find the sweet spot in the wall.

I'm sure the old man who drove through the wall at Panera can help you.