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Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The very first thing you do every morning
Go back to sleep.
Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The very first thing you do every morning
First, I take off my CPAP mask.
Then, I usually always piss next.
Next, depending on what time I get up, I either come downstairs to read the news/book or help make breakfast for the kid.
I shower, dress and go to work.
Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The very first thing you do every morning
This is very Mini-Ditka of you.
Author:  conns7901 [ Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The very first thing you do every morning
hit snooze button.
Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:56 pm ]
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conns7901 wrote:
hit snooze button.

I do it 2 or 3 times. I set the alarm a 1/2 hr. before I have to get up. I can't pop out of bed right away.
Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The very first thing you do every morning
Keeping Score wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
This is very Mini-Ditka of you.



I realize that, but Mini Ditka was either Nas, Eaglo Jeff or jimmypasta, so I'm good. I love bigfan.

I don't think it was Jeffro. If bf told him to cut it out, he would just let it go. He doesn't seem like the type to go too far.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The very first thing you do every morning
take a piss,then get out of bed.
Author:  Apologist [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:04 am ]
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Author:  donspiracy [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:54 am ]
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I check and see how long until the alarm goes off.
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:05 am ]
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conns7901 wrote:
hit snooze button.


yes, at least 3 times. this morning it was 5.
Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The very first thing you do every morning
Pull the goalie
Author:  Hockey Gay [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The very first thing you do every morning
- Check CSFMB
- Take a shit
- Take a shower
- Brush teeth
- Eat breakfast
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The very first thing you do every morning
Make coffee
Author:  Nas [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The very first thing you do every morning
Breathe
Author:  Apologist [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:52 am ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
Apologist wrote:
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Do you actually use a dollar bill or like a straw?

And if you do use currency, are you more inclined to use a $100 bill or will a $1.00 bill do just fine?


Hey, i'm not actually serious with all this powder talk :lol:

but uhh, back when i was younger i was a McDonald's straw guy (angle cut the tip) or if you must use a bill, any fresh one is fine... never had an issue usually finding a 20 or whatever. The hondo is baller, but if you have company, some asshat invariably cuffs it which can potentially lead to some interesting stimulant-fueled rage situations.. :oops:
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:57 am ]
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After hitting the snooze, get out of bed and pee.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:46 am ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
What is it?


- think about Kid Cairo
- grab your junk
- have sex/masturbate
- have a smoke

#1 kinda leads to the other three, doesn't it?
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The very first thing you do every morning
Piss and then straight to the shower.

I dont understand the snooze button. Set your alarm for the maximum amount of sleep and then wake up and get out of bed. Why spend the last 30 mins having interrupted sleep?
Author:  SomeGuy [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The very first thing you do every morning
Apologist wrote:
Keeping Score wrote:
Apologist wrote:
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Do you actually use a dollar bill or like a straw?

And if you do use currency, are you more inclined to use a $100 bill or will a $1.00 bill do just fine?


Hey, i'm not actually serious with all this powder talk :lol:

but uhh, back when i was younger i was a McDonald's straw guy (angle cut the tip) or if you must use a bill, any fresh one is fine... never had an issue usually finding a 20 or whatever. The hondo is baller, but if you have company, some asshat invariably cuffs it which can potentially lead to some interesting stimulant-fueled rage situations.. :oops:


Ha! We always got the giant Wendy's straws, called them the "Howitzers." I never really liked using a bill if I had the choice, I didn't like other people putting it up their noses. Or I would have my own bill and it would, sometimes, be covered in blood....next morning I would go into a food joint and pull that bill out with the edge covered in my blood.....the look on the cashiers face was always great.
Author:  Colonel Angus [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:05 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
conns7901 wrote:
hit snooze button.

I do it 2 or 3 times. I set the alarm a 1/2 hr. before I have to get up. I can't pop out of bed right away.


Ok, well once you finally drag your ass out of bed, THEN what do you do?

This is why you're not going Gold Prospecting with us.

Is that code for something?

Anyway, I get out of bed, put on my slippers. I shuffle into the bathroom, take a piss. Then I warsh my hands & brush my teeth. I go back to my room, if I'm wearing pajamas, I remove said items. Then I put some powder on my feet. I then put on my pants, one leg @ a time. I put on a shirt, one that is occasionally a little too tight, due to me putting on a little weight. Then I put on my shoes. I clip my ID onto my belt loop, put my wallet & phone in my pockets. I grab a pop/water from the fridge & my "spill-proof" cup & put them in my bag. I put on my jacket & a cap & leave the house.
Author:  Apologist [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:12 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote:
Apologist wrote:
Keeping Score wrote:
Apologist wrote:
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Do you actually use a dollar bill or like a straw?

And if you do use currency, are you more inclined to use a $100 bill or will a $1.00 bill do just fine?


Hey, i'm not actually serious with all this powder talk :lol:

but uhh, back when i was younger i was a McDonald's straw guy (angle cut the tip) or if you must use a bill, any fresh one is fine... never had an issue usually finding a 20 or whatever. The hondo is baller, but if you have company, some asshat invariably cuffs it which can potentially lead to some interesting stimulant-fueled rage situations.. :oops:


Ha! We always got the giant Wendy's straws, called them the "Howitzers." I never really liked using a bill if I had the choice, I didn't like other people putting it up their noses. Or I would have my own bill and it would, sometimes, be covered in blood....next morning I would go into a food joint and pull that bill out with the edge covered in my blood.....the look on the cashiers face was always great.


Bagman needs to add this emoticon.

Image

:oops: :bom:
Author:  SomeGuy [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:17 pm ]
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Good idea.

BagMan, get on that shit!

Those straws...man. I remember running out of coke one night or morning or whatever and I was searching for a razor blade of some sort and thought I would have one under my bed (this was in college)...I root around and find about 7-8 of those straws, cut in 1/3's sitting on my Chiefs picture frame. Guess what! They were still loaded with dried out coke. So, like 2am warrior, I cut them open and scraped everything out. The party was able to continue for just a bit longer.
Author:  chaspoppcap [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:36 pm ]
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1) Verify I am actually awake
2) Curse God for not killing me in my sleep
3) warm cup of coffee in micro.
4) fix rest of breakfast
5)Check news
6)Check internet games
Author:  bigfan [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The very first thing you do every morning
Les
Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:52 pm ]
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Keeping Score wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Les


The very first thing you do in the morning is Les?


Well, somebody has to do Les.
Author:  Darkside [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:50 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
Les

Easily the most disturbing thing I've read on the internet this month, thank you.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:21 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Les

Easily the most disturbing thing I've read on the internet this month, thank you.
That means Mulli & Hanley get sloppy seconds?
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:57 pm ]
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chaspoppcap wrote:
1) Verify I am actually awake
2) Curse God for not killing me in my sleep
3) warm cup of coffee in micro.
4) fix rest of breakfast
5)Check news
6)Check internet games


Has enough time passed for me to add #7?
Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The very first thing you do every morning
Image
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The very first thing you do every morning
chaspoppcap wrote:
1) Verify I am actually awake
2) Curse God for not killing me in my sleep
3) warm cup of coffee in micro.
4) fix rest of breakfast
5)Check news
6)Check internet games

You want to die?
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