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Author: | Phil McCracken [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:40 pm ] |
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A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke." The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?" The bear says, "I've had them all my life." |
Author: | redskingreg [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:40 pm ] |
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Scottie Pippen walks into a bar Bartender says "Why the long face?" |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:43 pm ] |
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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. |
Author: | KDdidit [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:51 pm ] |
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Back in World of Warcraft my guild was in the Molten Core instance and our tank had a bad pull on a couple of Molten Giants and we all died |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:30 pm ] |
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Why couldn't Baby Jesus be born in Wisconsin? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. |
Author: | spmack [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:43 pm ] |
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So far, I laughed at Krazy Ivan's joke. |
Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:44 pm ] |
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spmack wrote: So far, I laughed at Krazy Ivan's joke. i don't get it. |
Author: | newper [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:54 pm ] |
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doug - evergreen park wrote: spmack wrote: So far, I laughed at Krazy Ivan's joke. i don't get it. He was "dancing" between different phones that he tapped into, but all the phone lines were crazy all over the place, and he slipped and fell in the sink. |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:10 pm ] |
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Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:36 pm ] |
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newper wrote: doug - evergreen park wrote: spmack wrote: So far, I laughed at Krazy Ivan's joke. i don't get it. He was "dancing" between different phones that he tapped into, but all the phone lines were crazy all over the place, and he slipped and fell in the sink. oh...well, that's way better than the faucet related commentary. |
Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:30 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Tragic Jokes about Instances |
Pat Summerall meets St. Peter at the gate. Pat looks down at St. Peters chest and says: "Nice Spada T-Shirt" |
Author: | hootmon [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:17 pm ] |
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jimmypasta wrote: Pat Summerall meets St. Peter at the gate. Pat looks down at St. Peters chest and says: "Nice Spada T-Shirt" Now thats funny. A little "inside-y" but you could probably it to kimmels show and he could make it work with the crowd. |
Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:57 pm ] |
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Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:42 pm ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Why couldn't Baby Jesus be born in Wisconsin? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:46 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Tragic Jokes about Instances |
Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducks |
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