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good dolphin
PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:10 pm 
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don't forget it or the only photocopied ass you will see at the christmas party will have hair on it

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It is a very good thing that I have a secretary, and I do not have an administrative assistant. Because this sounds like a ridiculous holiday. Do you want a present for administrative assistant's day? Good, here is your present. You can keep your job, and you can even get paid twice a month!

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stoneroses86 wrote:
It is a very good thing that I have a secretary, and I do not have an administrative assistant. Because this sounds like a ridiculous holiday. Do you want a present for administrative assistant's day? Good, here is your present. You can keep your job, and you can even get paid twice a month!

Seems strange to see a sentence fragment from stoneroses.

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Wow! It's really hard to decide which of your law firms I'd want to work for.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Wow! It's really hard to decide which of your law firms I'd want to work for.



:lol: :lol:

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stoneroses86 wrote:
It is a very good thing that I have a secretary, and I do not have an administrative assistant. Because this sounds like a ridiculous holiday. Do you want a present for administrative assistant's day? Good, here is your present. You can keep your job, and you can even get paid twice a month!


You have an administrative assistant whether you want to acknowledge it or not. Ask to see her/his resume. I bet it does not say secretary.

You may find your coffee a bit more acidic today.

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I wonder what Bernstine and Spiegel are going to get for Abbatacola?
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Administrative Assistant reminds me of The Replacements' song "Waitress in the Sky."

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Are cabana boys typically classified as administrative assistants? If so, Rongey should expect a special treat from Reinsdorf today!

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